Got busted for stealing a school bus for ransom because he though it had kids in it :Dazed:
TheHaze If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither Reaction score 1,528 Mar 3, 2020 #2,251 Got busted for stealing a school bus for ransom because he though it had kids in it :Dazed:
OP OP Swamp-Duck Reaction score 7,487 Location Mogadishu Mar 4, 2020 #2,252 The main cause of strokes and disability’s...
Murdock Reaction score 4,588 Location wishabitch woods Mar 4, 2020 #2,253 Thinks the human centipede is foreplay.
TheHaze If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither Reaction score 1,528 Mar 4, 2020 #2,255 Looks for ladys laying face down with no top on at the beach and pours a bucket of cold water on them and then jecks off - - - - - -
Looks for ladys laying face down with no top on at the beach and pours a bucket of cold water on them and then jecks off - - - - - -
OP OP Swamp-Duck Reaction score 7,487 Location Mogadishu Mar 5, 2020 #2,256 Is the secret guardian of the holy grail and uses it to soak his dentures over night...
TheHaze If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither Reaction score 1,528 Mar 5, 2020 #2,257 Flashes little boys at the super market - - - - - - - -
OP OP Swamp-Duck Reaction score 7,487 Location Mogadishu Mar 6, 2020 #2,259 Has jimmy saviles pickled willy in a jar on his sideboard...
nazzibastard Banned Banned Reaction score 29 Location sydney Mar 14, 2020 #2,269 The average vagina is 3-4 inches long, but can expand by 200 percent
OP OP Swamp-Duck Reaction score 7,487 Location Mogadishu Mar 14, 2020 #2,273 Found a merman in a wave and keeps it in a tank and feeds it cornflakes...
X Reaction score -7,249 Location here Mar 30, 2020 #2,274 Used so much tongue on the CPR dummy she was forced to buy it .
OP OP Swamp-Duck Reaction score 7,487 Location Mogadishu Mar 31, 2020 #2,276 Has poncy henna tattoos to look hard..
TheHaze If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither Reaction score 1,528 Mar 31, 2020 #2,278 Has been known to BBQ Sea Gulls to save his dinero -
Seamajor Reaction score 1,209 Mar 31, 2020 #2,279 Falls in love with every 70 yo hooker he picks up on Arden ave.
Big Sexy 6 months to live Reaction score 317 Location Memphis Mar 31, 2020 #2,280 CV infected toilet paper hoarder