Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

TheHaze

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sticks his fingers up his ass and then shakes hands with people at Walmart - - - - - -
 

Squeeze Toy

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Runs up to random women on the street, grabs them, violently sniffs their faces, then runs off.
 

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Collects her clipped toenails in 1 liter glass jars. Gives the jars away as Christmas and birthday gifts.
 

TheHaze

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Saves his toe jam in a jar and shares it with the vixen when she visits - - - - - - -
 

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That's the gravy in the toenail casserole, bud.

Runs into grocery stores, slides on his ass in the beer aisle and yells, "SAFE!"
 

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Is a secret Spy ..but is vertically challenged, has to stand on his buddies shoulders to look through a keyhole .
 

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Once got so drunk he tried to give a handy to his buddy's Taco Bell burrito supreme.
 

HELLFIRE

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Secretly wants to take a whiff of stinky's finger...:)
 

Damaged Maven

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Hands out suppositories as party favors.
 

HELLFIRE

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Fantasizes about fucking Hillary Clinton...lolol
 

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Is the reason the 'no shirt no shoes no service' rule was invented .
 

Damaged Maven

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Gets a chubby when he reads LOL because it means little old lady.
 

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Thinks 'STFU' is short for 'Stir The Fondue, Uncle'.
 

Seamajor

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Doubts my clean mind and soul
 

Squeeze Toy

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Keeps a pet Mexican in his basement.
 

Swamp-Duck

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Perfumes and bleaches his arseole in anticipation of meeting said Mexican...
 

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Has only a pet Uraguayan and is sorely jealous.
 

Swamp-Duck

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Is now sexually attracted to Uruguayan butt holes...