Got busted for stealing a school bus for ransom because he though it had kids in it :Dazed:
TheHaze If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither Site Supporter Reaction score 2,173 Mar 3, 2020 #2,251 Got busted for stealing a school bus for ransom because he though it had kids in it :Dazed:
OP OP Swamp-Duck Site Supporter Reaction score 11,218 Location Mogadishu Mar 4, 2020 #2,252 The main cause of strokes and disability’s...
Murdy I’m too sexy for this limp forum… Site Supporter Regular Member Reaction score 6,958 Location The Wild Wild West Mar 4, 2020 #2,253 Thinks the human centipede is foreplay.
TheHaze If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither Site Supporter Reaction score 2,173 Mar 4, 2020 #2,255 Looks for ladys laying face down with no top on at the beach and pours a bucket of cold water on them and then jecks off - - - - - -
Looks for ladys laying face down with no top on at the beach and pours a bucket of cold water on them and then jecks off - - - - - -
OP OP Swamp-Duck Site Supporter Reaction score 11,218 Location Mogadishu Mar 5, 2020 #2,256 Is the secret guardian of the holy grail and uses it to soak his dentures over night...
TheHaze If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither Site Supporter Reaction score 2,173 Mar 5, 2020 #2,257 Flashes little boys at the super market - - - - - - - -
OP OP Swamp-Duck Site Supporter Reaction score 11,218 Location Mogadishu Mar 6, 2020 #2,259 Has jimmy saviles pickled willy in a jar on his sideboard...
X An agent of chaos! Site Supporter Reaction score -1,193 Location here Mar 14, 2020 #2,260 Lost her hearing in her right eye
Seamajor Site Supporter Reaction score 4,347 Mar 14, 2020 #2,262 writes poetry about sewer treatment plants
X An agent of chaos! Site Supporter Reaction score -1,193 Location here Mar 14, 2020 #2,266 Can eat a MANLY pile :LMAO:
nazzibastard Site Supporter Reaction score 112 Location sydney Mar 14, 2020 #2,269 The average vagina is 3-4 inches long, but can expand by 200 percent
Jeannie Site Supporter Reaction score 6,399 Mar 14, 2020 #2,271 acts like mr howell but has a wallet like gilligans
OP OP Swamp-Duck Site Supporter Reaction score 11,218 Location Mogadishu Mar 14, 2020 #2,273 Found a merman in a wave and keeps it in a tank and feeds it cornflakes...
X An agent of chaos! Site Supporter Reaction score -1,193 Location here Mar 30, 2020 #2,274 Used so much tongue on the CPR dummy she was forced to buy it .
Seamajor Site Supporter Reaction score 4,347 Mar 31, 2020 #2,275 Claims they’re better than blow up dolls
OP OP Swamp-Duck Site Supporter Reaction score 11,218 Location Mogadishu Mar 31, 2020 #2,276 Has poncy henna tattoos to look hard..
TheHaze If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither Site Supporter Reaction score 2,173 Mar 31, 2020 #2,278 Has been known to BBQ Sea Gulls to save his dinero -
Seamajor Site Supporter Reaction score 4,347 Mar 31, 2020 #2,279 Falls in love with every 70 yo hooker he picks up on Arden ave.
Big Sexy narcoleptic mattress salesman Site Supporter Reaction score 455 Location Memphis Mar 31, 2020 #2,280 CV infected toilet paper hoarder