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TheHaze

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Jerks off while talking to other guys on the phone -
 

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Keeps picking up the phone..
 

Squeeze Toy

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Likes to go into Mexican restaurants and deliberately speak in offensively mispronounced Spanish:

"¡Bweenus retard-eez! ¡Queer-o oon burry-toes duhhhhhh carney ass-a-duh cone sauce-o duhhh chilly verdee!"
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
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Can order a beer in 9 languages, but not his native tongue.
 

Swamp-Duck

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Strips in front of the mirror pretending to be a bare knuckle boxer with his willy flapping up and down.
 

Seamajor

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has an itchy crotch
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won't eithe
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Doesn't wear any shoe's when selling gum on street corners - - - - - - -

PS - Doesn't own any shoe's :Pissed3:
 

Seamajor

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Only a pair of flop flops. True.


wanks with Martha Stewart on his brain
 

TheHaze

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Takes secret video's of me and martha rolling in the hay at her farm- - - - -
 

Squeeze Toy

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Likes to shove his pecker through the mail slots at old womens' houses and yell, "DING DONG! DING DONG!"
 

TheHaze

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Like to fuck water melons and shoot his load inside and then chill and serve to family on X-mas - - - - - - -
 

Squeeze Toy

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Only after this discovery realized why people call him a melonfucker.
 

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Is fascinated by the contours of holiday gourds ...
 

Squeeze Toy

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Likes to hide in the ventilation ducts of his own place, leave the door unlocked, and invite people over -- then make weird growling sounds when they come inside so they think his place is haunted by a caribou in heat.
 

Swamp-Duck

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Wears frilly knickers and pretends he’s got a wife to the laundry service cos of the skid marks.
 

Damaged Maven

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Named her Go-Gos cover band Frilly Knickers.
 

Seamajor

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Introduce the dude to TP
 

Swamp-Duck

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Is proud that he can snort lines in the shape of the letters of the alphabet up to "Q" on one snort.
 

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Sits in water to rehydrate...like dry legumes
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
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Lost all bowel function after an unfortunate forest encounter with a rabid beaver.