Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Seamajor]

Knows what I like

 

[rigor79]

stripdancer in a nightshop during weekends (lol)

 

[Seamajor]

Finally got a job at Gitmo

 

[rigor79]

lucky bastard ! :Perfecto:
he's detainee in gitmo, nice job... ;)

 

[Mr. Whipple]

prefers to eat earwax insted of boogers

 

[rigor79]

eats them along with me

 

[X]

doesn't like to be touched ... specially with anything wet

 

[Scott]

Would routinely get beat up by black girls for his milk money while on his knees. Sobbing.

 

[Seamajor]

Black girls consider you black

 

[TheHaze]

Is Captain Hooks Uncle - - - - - -

 

[Seamajor]

Knows his Sailors

 

[X]

That's not a wooden leg Arrrrrr .....

 

[rigor79]

puts firecrackers under his armpits

 

[Damaged Maven]

Uses week old armpit hair for dental floss

 

[rigor79]

dips his balls in his plate of soup before eating

 

[Seamajor]

Funny^^^

Never eats enough fruits and veggies

 

[rigor79]

uses the back spoon to clean ears ..

 

[Seamajor]

Eat too much mayo

 

[rigor79]

uses sandpaper to whipe his ass

 

[TheHaze]

Brushes his teeth with the toilet brush - - - - -

 

[Damaged Maven]

Repackaged hemorrhoid cream as toothpaste to give to homeless.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Buttsexed Hillary Clinton

 

[skinofevil]

Neglects his anal hygiene; never neglects the anal hygiene of others.

 

[TheHaze]

Likes fat lady's to sit on his face !

 

[X]

remembers the good old days and wonders why he's not doing life in da joint .

 

[skinofevil]

Empties a pez dispenser of cocaine up his nose, then runs naked down the street screaming, "OBEDIENCE IS VICTORY! AND VICTORY IS LIIIIIFE!!!"

 

[rigor79]

rinses mouth with beer.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is breeding secret creatures for the C.I.A and will unleash them on the world any day now..

 

[TheHaze]

Has been pulling out the hair on her pussy while yeahing come out of there you black bastards !

 

[skinofevil]

Does not know the difference between a Big Beautiful Woman, which implies a total smokeshow who's 6' or taller, and a Round Beastly Female. To be fair, though, most women who call themselves BBWs are actually just RBFs in denial, so it's not entirely his fault.