Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

When in the forest likes to pick berry's from bear shit to have in his corn flakes with dog piss - - - - - -
 
Doesn't merely walk down the street like normal people, but rather bounces in a hyperkinetic fashion while making sound effects like, "POINKyPOINKyPOINKyPOINKy" like a Merrie Melodies cartoon character.
 
Walks backwards to see where he has been - - - - - - -