Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Q]

Smashes people's lives, just for fun

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is shagging Maggie as we speak...

 

[Q]

Wants to shag Maggy herself

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Will share her huge Bristols with Ollie...

 

[Aryan Victory]

Once beat a Somalian immigrant pensioner to death with her stiletto.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Filmed it and posted it on storm front, now I’m famous..

 

[Aryan Victory]

Spent the royalties earned from the video towards bombing a local synagogue in her area.

 

[Q]

Is trying to find out where @Swamp-Duck lives, because it was his favourite synagogue

 

[Matt Smith]

Wanted to join the Dutch Marines but was denied because he likes to get shagged from behind.

 

[Q]

Keeps fantasizing about my lovely butt

 

[Aryan Victory]

Is devastated because the Klubbheads have put a restraining order against her.

 

[Q]

Was the person provoking the Klubbheads to request the restraining order

 

[TheHaze]

Keeps fantasizing about my lovely butt

Still fantasizing that he is not locked up in a place for the mentally unstable :Dazed:

 

[Q]

Should have been locked up long long ago

 

[RAVEN]

Is his family's dirty little secret. His mum fucked the retard down the street and BAM, 9 months later we have lil Max.. No one ever told him he's a special needs retard :'(

 

[Q]

Is my sister from the same father, just a different mother, who is even more retarded than the father.

 

[RAVEN]

Says fuck it to a babysitter.. puts his kids in a cage during his work at home. Takes them out... scatters some toys about.. and tells the wife they've been well behaved all day lol

 

[Mr. Whipple]

has 1 pink eye and 1 brown eye

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to draw buttholes on bus stations windows

 

[Q]

Is pregnant, even though he is a man

 

[Matt Smith]

Is not pregnant but really loves to wear the maternity clothing.

 

[Q]

Is so fond of cheese that he is searching for cheese-trees on the internet, but until now he is unable to find any

 

[Master Pu]

Picks his nose and eats it.

 

[Q]

Owns a pig as a pet, which sleeps in his bed

 

[Matt Smith]

Deliberately sleeps with a pig in the pigs bed.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has Tourette’s and shouts “ PIGS BLEEDING ASEOLES “ in the middle of every sentence...

 

[Q]

Is a 27 year old Dutch software engineer working on software to spy on al the British citizens without them knowing

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to sit outside the red light district and shine lasers at the hookers in the window while eating fish and chips

 

[Q]

Was bitten by a radioactive dog when he was a kid and is not the super hero "Dogman"

 

[X]

Walks around slathered in a tasteful amount of body oil .