Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

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Been there, done that.
 
Gets in lot of fights with surf babes, always ending up in him breaking her board
 
Knows love is better then war
He! It should be absurd. This one is actually true :)

Ontopic:
Due to all his "fights" (and making up) with surf babes, he is now the proud father of 214 kids
 
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Wants to adopt me, but his lawyer told him that the procedure would be very complicated
 
Has no clue what's the difference between a man and a woman
 
Is a 1014 year old android that keeps falling apart and repairs himself using duckt tape each time