Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

Makes a beeping sound when walking backwards ..
 
Constantly handles my 'Eggos' despite the clear warning ..
 
Sifts through the ashes of campfires for weenie remnants ...
 
Brings knives to gunfights... yeh, fuck originality on that one lol a bit lazy.
 
Oh, how wrong you are (: lmao I'll get the wine, I lovvvve balloon knot stories hahahaa,.
While driving to Canada, noticed a highway sign reading "Canada, left" so he turned around and went home.