Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Seamajor]

Os a dairy rancher

 

[TheHaze]

Wants to marry swamp duck and dilf to be his best man and jeannie the flower girl - - - - -

 

[RAVEN]

Has to keep a cork in ass to keep his prolapse from bulging

 

[Seamajor]

Enjoys them from any angle

 

[RAVEN]

Pinching his nipples and farting at the same time, gives him a hardon...lol

 

[Matt Smith]

Scratches his balls with a tire iron before changing his tires.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Still got his umbilical cord attached...tucks it down his trousers pretending it’s a big willy...

 

[Matt Smith]

Once got his little willy caught in his zipper at thanksgiving dinner.

 

[Admin.]

Hi like minded people, the rest of you just please go away.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Just emptied the forum...

 

[Matt Smith]

Has the breath of a donkey and the cleaning habits of a mollusk.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has the dick of a donkey, with a mollusk attachment....

 

[Matt Smith]

Loves letting his dog lick peanut butter off his balls.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Always fantasising about my balls...

 

[Matt Smith]

Once kicked himself in the balls just to feel normal.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Just can’t stop thinking about my balls...

 

[Matt Smith]

Someone once told him he had wonderful sense of humor.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Someone once tried to explained irony to him...

 

[Matt Smith]

Doesn't know how to use an Iron except only to hit homeless people to death with them.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Found out my secret now I have to kill him, with my trusty iron...

 

[LotusBud]

Is secretly in love with the admin.

 

[Blurt]

Calls battery-operated boyfriend Big Daddy Chorizo.

Yep.

 

[X]

retarded

Yep

Substitutes a keyboard for a mate

 

[Matt Smith]

Wants to change his screen name to Y.

 

[Q]

Tried to earn some extra money playing "Sinterklaas". Then he found out that didn't work...

 

[Matt Smith]

Once pooped his pants because the bank manager scared him

 

[LotusBud]

Now works for OJ as his pool boy.

 

[Admin.]

Now works for OJ as his pool boy.

Her uncontrollable "romantic" urges for me, caused her to flee across the Ocean, to save her marriage.

 

[Seamajor]

Rises to any occasion

 

[RAVEN]

Wants to be BFF with Stubby.. but he's not having it ..