Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Seamajor]

Quacks like a chicken

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to wear a mask in the shower to protect him from covid.

 

[Seamajor]

knows it’s effective

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has to have his face masks made so they can go over his turban...

 

[X]

Kentucky Tractor pulling champion


lolol

 

[Murdy]

Smells like burnt hot dog water.

 

[X]

sniffs strangers

 

[Breakfall]

Very pleasant most of the time...

 

[realgrimm]

Rolls balls outta his shits cling ons

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Just realised stairs go both ways..

 

[realgrimm]

Stores urine in her fridge

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Has a skin box

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Begged to borrow it to get the wrinkles out of his bollocks...

 

[TheHaze]

Wants to fuck the queen in the ass with a 2 foot black Dildo and no lube - - - - -

 

[LotusBud]

Wants to fuck the queen in the ass with a 2 foot black Dildo and no lube - - - - -

I thought the accusations were supposed to be absurd. Many of these are very realistic and believable.

 

[TheHaze]

Wants to take pictures of the Duck wearing nothing but her Dildo - - - - -

 

[offwidthe]

Gets high on rhino jenkim.

 

[realgrimm]

Collects rocks

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Plays allot of sports..

 

[X]

Has the worlds fastest Mongoose as a pet ... much to the chagrin of her Cobra owning friends

 

[Breakfall]

Has private zen time playing the flute with a raccoon hat trying to reach nirvana in his 70’s style jockstap on the mountain tops of Canadia...

 

[Mr. Whipple]

gets up early and salts the beach with coins , goes to beach later with his metal detector acts like the luckiest man alive !
still can't pick up chicks

 

[realgrimm]

Belives hitchiking using his index finger is cutting edge

 

[Seamajor]

Decided to try it

 

[RAVEN]

Had to get a pineapple surgically removed from his ass lol..

 

[Levon]

Been AWOL forever but was noticed sneaking into the house.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Pays to lick nigger anus

 

[Lily]

Pays to lick nigger anus

Rhodes Scholar, CEO of a fortune 500 company and had a torrid affair with Queen Letizia of Spain before she married the King.

 

[RAVEN]

Gets a whiff of her own crotch and makes her hungry for fish dinner lol..

 

[Frood]

Can poop in a Pringles can without touching either rims...