Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Seamajor]

Knows I charge an arm and a leg

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to steal prosthetic legs from homeless people.

 

[Seamajor]

Ouch. Sorry

 

[Matt Smith]

Doesn't really mean he is sorry when he says he is sorry.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Not satisfied with your common butt plug so uses a jack hammer...

 

[LotusBud]

Not satisfied with your common butt plug so uses a jack hammer...

He's a great guy.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has morals and would never be a snivelling grass...

 

[LotusBud]

Has morals and would never be a snivelling grass...

Is kind and compassionate. An empath. And hippie.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Her cunt is as tight as a mouses ear hole..

 

[LotusBud]

Her cunt is as tight as a mouses ear hole..

Is every woman's dream of a great lover.

 

[Matt Smith]

Has no belly button

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has upside down knackers...

 

[Matt Smith]

Can't tell the difference between rye and bourbon.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is an alien among us..

 

[Matt Smith]

Has never eaten pizza

 

[Swamp-Duck]

TRredyhhtfjkkkkkkkk...

 

[Seamajor]

Knows I don’t speak that lingo

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to have his g/f gargle dr pepper while she eats out his butthole.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Secretly dreams of eating Prince Harry’s ginger ring piece...

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Knows I don’t speak that lingo

Lol sea,my cat was climbing all over me, she did that so I posted it, clever ain’t she...

 

[Seamajor]

Knows a smart cat always

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to wear a diaper and curl up next to a fire and pretend to be a cat.

 

[Seamajor]

Knows diapers are for washed up politicians

 

[X]

World renowned 'Soak an Poke' champEEion

 

[Seamajor]

Prefers Depend for many reasons

 

[realgrimm]

Dyes his ear hair

 

[LotusBud]

Dyes his ear hair

Loves making a campfire, roasting marshmallows, and singing rounds of kumbaya with just the guys. Before covid, they had plans to press a vinyl 45 of their next gahtering.

 

[realgrimm]

Dresses up as a female Thundercat and LARPs alone in the transient portugese sector

 

[Matt Smith]

Hates the taste of ranch dressing

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Locked in a cupboard is his secret midget that he keeps for a rainy day...