Puts soy sauce on his wiener and then calls over his dog.
Matt Smith Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith Factory Bastard Messages 2,057 Location San Diego Jan 27, 2021 #4,171 Puts soy sauce on his wiener and then calls over his dog.
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,941 Location Mogadishu Jan 27, 2021 #4,172 Puts soy sauce on his dogs wiener and........
Matt Smith Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith Factory Bastard Messages 2,057 Location San Diego Jan 28, 2021 #4,173 Likes to cuddle with heads of lettuce before they have been washed.
Seamajor Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 35,573 Jan 31, 2021 #4,174 Washes in the kitty litter box
TheHaze If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither Site Supporter Messages 10,039 Jan 31, 2021 #4,175 Like's to poop in his back yard -
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,941 Location Mogadishu Feb 1, 2021 #4,176 Collects ladybirds and calls them all Nigel....
Matt Smith Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith Factory Bastard Messages 2,057 Location San Diego Feb 1, 2021 #4,177 Likes to order half coke half sprite at the mcdonalds drive thru.
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,941 Location Mogadishu Feb 1, 2021 #4,178 Takes upskirt photos up the kilts of the black watch....
Matt Smith Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith Factory Bastard Messages 2,057 Location San Diego Feb 2, 2021 #4,179 Puts sour cream on expired Bagels from the 99 cent store.
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,941 Location Mogadishu Feb 3, 2021 #4,180 Is made with delicious cheese and tempting beef...
RAVEN Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 6,595 Feb 3, 2021 #4,181 Has jock itch on her feet. hmm?
Matt Smith Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith Factory Bastard Messages 2,057 Location San Diego Feb 3, 2021 #4,182 Eats his toe jam with a side of quac.
RAVEN Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 6,595 Feb 3, 2021 #4,183 entertains himself by sticking marbles in his bunghole and sees how far he can shoot them...His currect record is 20 feet .
entertains himself by sticking marbles in his bunghole and sees how far he can shoot them...His currect record is 20 feet .
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,941 Location Mogadishu Feb 3, 2021 #4,184 Her current record is 50 feet with snooker balls...
Matt Smith Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith Factory Bastard Messages 2,057 Location San Diego Feb 4, 2021 #4,185 Likes to eat melted snickers because it reminds him of poo
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,941 Location Mogadishu Feb 4, 2021 #4,186 Works in a brothel as the spunk mopper ..
Breakfall Such is life... ASS BOXED Messages 55,112 Location Great Southern Land Feb 4, 2021 #4,187 Writes heavy metal lyrics for gypsy bands to bust a groove!
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,941 Location Mogadishu Feb 4, 2021 #4,188 Does a naked tap dance to my groovy music while clanging a spoon on his willy ring...
RAVEN Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 6,595 Feb 4, 2021 #4,189 Once heisted a frozen turkey by stuffing it in the back of her underwear and got complimented on her big booty on the way out the door ...
Once heisted a frozen turkey by stuffing it in the back of her underwear and got complimented on her big booty on the way out the door ...
Matt Smith Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith Factory Bastard Messages 2,057 Location San Diego Feb 4, 2021 #4,190 Uses cocaine to brush his teeth
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,941 Location Mogadishu Feb 11, 2021 #4,191 Tried a DIY bungee jump and his right leg is still hanging over a bridge along with part of his balls...
Tried a DIY bungee jump and his right leg is still hanging over a bridge along with part of his balls...
Matt Smith Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith Factory Bastard Messages 2,057 Location San Diego Feb 12, 2021 #4,192 Likes to eat chalk for breakfast so he can dust his coworkers during lunch.
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,941 Location Mogadishu Feb 12, 2021 #4,193 Had to cancel his date tonight due to the resurfaced pustules around the bollock region...
Seamajor Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 35,573 Feb 12, 2021 #4,194 Looking for a Canadian honker
Matt Smith Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith Factory Bastard Messages 2,057 Location San Diego Feb 12, 2021 #4,195 Is a Canadian Honker
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,941 Location Mogadishu Feb 13, 2021 #4,196 Is king of the honkers...
Matt Smith Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith Factory Bastard Messages 2,057 Location San Diego Feb 13, 2021 #4,197 Keeps his toe jam hidden in his night stand.
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,941 Location Mogadishu Feb 14, 2021 #4,198 Sells pics of his nuts online popping out of crotchless panties....
Matt Smith Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith Factory Bastard Messages 2,057 Location San Diego Feb 14, 2021 #4,200 Pushes old ladies into traffic so he can collect the insurance money.