Wishes he was one
Mr. Whipple brilliantly insane Site Supporter Messages 6,535 Location Upstate NY by the Adirondack mountains Feb 14, 2021 #4,202 always has a touch of mud butt
X xXx Site Supporter Messages 46,598 Location here Feb 14, 2021 #4,203 Mud butt Tractor pull Champion
Matt Smith Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith Factory Bastard Messages 2,057 Location San Diego Feb 14, 2021 #4,204 Is his own grandpa!!!!
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,947 Location Mogadishu Feb 15, 2021 #4,205 Lays golden eggs, but you have to sort through the smelly splat first...
Matt Smith Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith Factory Bastard Messages 2,057 Location San Diego Feb 15, 2021 #4,206 Eats oranges without removing the Peel.
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,947 Location Mogadishu Feb 15, 2021 #4,207 Is looked after by someone cos he gets overwhelmed....
Matt Smith Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith Factory Bastard Messages 2,057 Location San Diego Feb 16, 2021 #4,208 Listens to his Vietnamese neighbors having sex because it puts him to sleep.
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,947 Location Mogadishu Feb 17, 2021 #4,209 Has issues cos he never had an umbilical cord...
Mr. Whipple brilliantly insane Site Supporter Messages 6,535 Location Upstate NY by the Adirondack mountains Feb 17, 2021 #4,210 will not tell anyone the name of the perfume she wears
Matt Smith Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith Factory Bastard Messages 2,057 Location San Diego Feb 17, 2021 #4,211 Eats the center of the lollipop first.
realgrimm ፕልክፏቹክፕ ነየርጎልረጎነፕ Global Moderator Messages 20,178 Location ○̸̛̛̛̛̀͂̌̉́͌͊̎̋̃͐͛̉̓̏͛͊̏͑̈́̆̌̑͂̿̍̎͑͗̽̇́̄͊̾̏͘͘̕̚̕͝͝͝ Feb 18, 2021 #4,212 Showers in his speedos and shower cap
Matt Smith Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith Factory Bastard Messages 2,057 Location San Diego Feb 18, 2021 #4,213 Likes to spread his legs in the middle of the gym locker room and sprinkle baby powder all over his junk.
Likes to spread his legs in the middle of the gym locker room and sprinkle baby powder all over his junk.
realgrimm ፕልክፏቹክፕ ነየርጎልረጎነፕ Global Moderator Messages 20,178 Location ○̸̛̛̛̛̀͂̌̉́͌͊̎̋̃͐͛̉̓̏͛͊̏͑̈́̆̌̑͂̿̍̎͑͗̽̇́̄͊̾̏͘͘̕̚̕͝͝͝ Feb 18, 2021 #4,214 sucks his thumb during "naptime"
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,947 Location Mogadishu Feb 21, 2021 #4,215 Still has a priest hole hidden in the kitchen in case the old bill come knocking...
TheHaze If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither Site Supporter Messages 10,079 Feb 21, 2021 #4,216 Peeping Toms when going pass her place pull her shades down - - - -
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,947 Location Mogadishu Feb 22, 2021 #4,217 Sweet 96 and never been kissed...
Matt Smith Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith Factory Bastard Messages 2,057 Location San Diego Feb 22, 2021 #4,218 Thinks Rob Zombie is a skin condition for albinos.
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,947 Location Mogadishu Feb 25, 2021 #4,219 Made a poor attempt at explaining the 6 inch stilettos and plunging blouse...
Mr. Whipple brilliantly insane Site Supporter Messages 6,535 Location Upstate NY by the Adirondack mountains Feb 25, 2021 #4,220 doesn't know weather to shit or wind her watch ...usually shits on her watch
Matt Smith Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith Factory Bastard Messages 2,057 Location San Diego Feb 25, 2021 #4,221 Likes to eat yellow snow with turd droppings from the dog park.
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,947 Location Mogadishu Feb 27, 2021 #4,222 Swings his handbag under a street light in secret...
Matt Smith Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith Factory Bastard Messages 2,057 Location San Diego Feb 28, 2021 #4,223 Once stared at a box of orange juice because it said concentrate
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,947 Location Mogadishu Mar 1, 2021 #4,224 Sat his monkey on a log and ordered him to do the dog...
Matt Smith Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith Factory Bastard Messages 2,057 Location San Diego Mar 3, 2021 #4,225 Wipes his ass with banana leaves.
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,947 Location Mogadishu Mar 4, 2021 #4,226 His only ambition in life is to have a period..
Matt Smith Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith Factory Bastard Messages 2,057 Location San Diego Mar 4, 2021 #4,227 Has not received his red wings
Whomever not of sound mind Factory Bastard Messages 372 Location the insubstantial Mar 4, 2021 #4,229 Ironically lacks any sense of pitch
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,947 Location Mogadishu Mar 4, 2021 #4,230 Is Yahweh’s rent boy...