Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.
- Thread starter Swamp-Duck
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always has a touch of mud butt
Matt Smith
Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith
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Is his own grandpa!!!!
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Swamp-Duck
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Lays golden eggs, but you have to sort through the smelly splat first...
Matt Smith
Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith
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- San Diego
Eats oranges without removing the Peel.
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Swamp-Duck
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Is looked after by someone cos he gets overwhelmed....
Matt Smith
Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith
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Listens to his Vietnamese neighbors having sex because it puts him to sleep.
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Swamp-Duck
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Has issues cos he never had an umbilical cord...
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will not tell anyone the name of the perfume she wears
Matt Smith
Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith
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- 225
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Eats the center of the lollipop first.
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Showers in his speedos and shower cap
Matt Smith
Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith
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- 225
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- San Diego
Likes to spread his legs in the middle of the gym locker room and sprinkle baby powder all over his junk.
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sucks his thumb during "naptime"
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Swamp-Duck
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Still has a priest hole hidden in the kitchen in case the old bill come knocking...
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Swamp-Duck
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Sweet 96 and never been kissed...
Matt Smith
Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith
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- 225
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- San Diego
Thinks Rob Zombie is a skin condition for albinos.
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Swamp-Duck
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Made a poor attempt at explaining the 6 inch stilettos and plunging blouse...
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doesn't know weather to shit or wind her watch ...usually shits on her watch
Matt Smith
Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith
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- 225
- Location
- San Diego
Likes to eat yellow snow with turd droppings from the dog park.
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Swamp-Duck
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Swings his handbag under a street light in secret...
Matt Smith
Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith
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- 225
- Location
- San Diego
Once stared at a box of orange juice because it said concentrate
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Swamp-Duck
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Sat his monkey on a log and ordered him to do the dog...
Matt Smith
Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith
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- 225
- Location
- San Diego
Wipes his ass with banana leaves.
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Swamp-Duck
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His only ambition in life is to have a period..
Matt Smith
Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith
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- San Diego
Has not received his red wings
Whomever
not of sound mind
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- the insubstantial
Ironically lacks any sense of pitch
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Swamp-Duck
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Is Yahweh’s rent boy...
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