Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Swamp-Duck]

Has strange habits when home alone.

 

[ballerina]

featured in an x-rated, unreleased series of doctor who that he was never awake to film

 

[Zanick#2]

muscling her way around the corner where ladies & gentlemen turn tricks, they resent her because she only dances for the dollar

 

[ballerina]

has masturbated in the lobby of every taco bell on his continent

 

[Seamajor]

Stubbed her toe

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Often gets locked out so takes viagra and uses his dick as a battering ram..

 

[Ice]

often pretends shes a door and bends over in case someone wants "in"

 

[Succubus]

Never eats enough fibre and has to get Dino rod in to help..

Glad to see you back, Swampy. :) Always enjoy your content. !

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to put ketchup on his fruits and mustard on his veggies.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Freezes his piss in ice cube trays and uses a catapult to ping them into passing cars from his balcony...

 

[Matt Smith]

Punch a penguin in the junk for disrespecting his boundaries.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Kissed and hugged the snowflake penguin and now they’re engaged..

 

[RAVEN]

Likes dick cheese

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has to grill hers first...

 

[Zanick#2]

sleeps on his side so that lizards can get in & out

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has to wear a smart collar to stop him chewing the scabs on his left bollock...

 

[Zanick#2]

Has masturbation urgency more demanding than a woman's bladder on the wrong side of traffic

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Won’t admit the truth about his special travel dressing gown...

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to shove Peanut M&M's up his nose so he can change the color of his spit and snot.

 

[RAVEN]

Likes to rub one out while thinking about Joe Biden naked

 

[Matt Smith]

Wants to make sweet sweet love to Michelle Obama.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has erotic dreams about orangatangs...

 

[RAVEN]

Rolls up her car windows to fart because she loves the smell of her own shit lol...

 

[Frood]

Farts in a nitrile glove then milks the 5 udders into their nose ...

 

[RAVEN]

Saw Sea's boobies and has to bleach his eyes twice a day lol

 

[Frood]

Eats Quaker Oats from an ice cream container in the microwave..

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is sponsored by Hob Nobs..

 

[realgrimm]

Washes her britches in the sink

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Mice go clip clipperty clop on his stairs...

 

[realgrimm]

chews on her dogs ears