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Swamp-Duck
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- 11,220
- Location
- Mogadishu
Has strange habits when home alone.
Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.
- Thread starter Swamp-Duck
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- 9
- Location
- the studio
featured in an x-rated, unreleased series of doctor who that he was never awake to film
Zanick#2
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- 43
- Location
- t h e c o n t r a v e r s e
muscling her way around the corner where ladies & gentlemen turn tricks, they resent her because she only dances for the dollar
- Reaction score
- 9
- Location
- the studio
has masturbated in the lobby of every taco bell on his continent
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Swamp-Duck
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- 11,220
- Location
- Mogadishu
Often gets locked out so takes viagra and uses his dick as a battering ram..
- Reaction score
- 171
- Location
- East of the Rockies West of the rest
often pretends shes a door and bends over in case someone wants "in"
- Reaction score
- 3,012
- Location
- No where you'd like to be......
Never eats enough fibre and has to get Dino rod in to help..
Glad to see you back, Swampy. :) Always enjoy your content. !
Matt Smith
Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith
- Reaction score
- 225
- Location
- San Diego
Likes to put ketchup on his fruits and mustard on his veggies.
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Swamp-Duck
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- Reaction score
- 11,220
- Location
- Mogadishu
Freezes his piss in ice cube trays and uses a catapult to ping them into passing cars from his balcony...
Matt Smith
Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith
- Reaction score
- 225
- Location
- San Diego
Punch a penguin in the junk for disrespecting his boundaries.
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Swamp-Duck
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- Reaction score
- 11,220
- Location
- Mogadishu
Kissed and hugged the snowflake penguin and now they’re engaged..
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Swamp-Duck
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- Reaction score
- 11,220
- Location
- Mogadishu
Has to grill hers first...
Zanick#2
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- Reaction score
- 43
- Location
- t h e c o n t r a v e r s e
sleeps on his side so that lizards can get in & out
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Swamp-Duck
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- Reaction score
- 11,220
- Location
- Mogadishu
Has to wear a smart collar to stop him chewing the scabs on his left bollock...
Zanick#2
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- Reaction score
- 43
- Location
- t h e c o n t r a v e r s e
Has masturbation urgency more demanding than a woman's bladder on the wrong side of traffic
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Swamp-Duck
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- Reaction score
- 11,220
- Location
- Mogadishu
Won’t admit the truth about his special travel dressing gown...
Matt Smith
Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith
- Reaction score
- 225
- Location
- San Diego
Likes to shove Peanut M&M's up his nose so he can change the color of his spit and snot.
Matt Smith
Yes. It really is me. The original Matt Smith
- Reaction score
- 225
- Location
- San Diego
Wants to make sweet sweet love to Michelle Obama.
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Swamp-Duck
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- Reaction score
- 11,220
- Location
- Mogadishu
Has erotic dreams about orangatangs...
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Swamp-Duck
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- Reaction score
- 11,220
- Location
- Mogadishu
Is sponsored by Hob Nobs..
- Reaction score
- 8,905
Washes her britches in the sink
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Swamp-Duck
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- Reaction score
- 11,220
- Location
- Mogadishu
Mice go clip clipperty clop on his stairs...
- Reaction score
- 8,905
chews on her dogs ears
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