Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[X]

follows the veins on a nikker dick home ...

 

[Matt Smith]

Loves to eat the pits out of olives.

 

[RAVEN]

Has a constant wedgy because he's too cheap to buy larger underwear after his 200lb weight gain.

 

[X]

Has greasy nipples ..

 

[RAVEN]

He's a closet faggot :)

 

[X]

has to shave her nipples

 

[RAVEN]

Walks around in public like this

 

[X]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

[TheHaze]

Likes to dumpster dive for dinner - - - -

 

[RAVEN]

Likes to take a shit in the neighbor's yard and blame the dog.

 

[TheHaze]

Goes around licking toilet seats -
A plus if they have shit on them - - - - -

 

[RAVEN]

Last date was a nigger with a bone in her nose.

 

[Frood]

Watches Saturday Night Live religiously and laughs at the stupid skits....

 

[Breakfall]

Wants to fuck BBW women covered in apple sauce inside the Statue of Liberty while listening to Susan Boyle in surround guttural sound for a sense of intestinal fortitude...

 

[RAVEN]

As he ages.. the piercings on his cock drag on the ground producing spark and a fire hazard.

 

[wizer]

Raven just spent big bucks on a robo-vac because he or she is too lazy to do it him/herself.

 

[RAVEN]

Wife is jealous because his tit size is larger than hers :)

 

[wizer]

I'm no longer married and my pectorals are still looking good even at the ripe age of 58 11/12 but you get credit for trying.

How do those robo things work, anyway? I'm considering getting one.

 

[X]

is sensitive which engages a cUMpulsion to 'splain and causes a reaction in which the above thinks it's a comedian ...



- I'm sure You tube has a vid on it
watch, it .

 

[RAVEN]

has a starfish and balloon knot fetish

 

[TheHaze]

Likes to suck on mates nose when they have a running nose -

 

[RAVEN]

Likes to suck on his mates ass when she has the shits lol

 

[Mr. Whipple]

has dark sexual fantasies about Mall Santas

 

[TheHaze]

Wants to go out on the town with a Shemale -

 

[Mr. Whipple]

uses a dental dam after all his dates as a professional female impersonator

 

[Frood]

Once drowned in a kitty litter box...

 

[Blurt]

Uses SnapChat filter on photos of his ass to lure Blazor into sin.

 

[Frood]

For Halloween, he's trick or treating as himself...

 

[Blurt]

Is stuck with his appearance year-round, except for Halloween.

 

[Frood]

Soaks in a kerosene sitz bath in order to change his G-bangers...