Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

Nah. Dad died of COVID last year. He wasn't on the john.

Has a secret stash of Nescafé instant coffee that he dips into when no one is looking.
 
No sweat, Rancy. Give me a crossbow and I'll prove to you I've seen every single episode of GoT.

Is stalking Fabiola through her Facebook page.
 
Nah, my first ever DOS game was Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure in late '93, early '94. No nightmares.





Wants to move back to New Jersey but is afraid Dr. Oz will win the governorship there next year.
 
Instead of changing his underwear daily, he turns them inside out and gets an extra day's wear.