Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[X]

Sticks uP for penis'sus's

 

[realgrimm]

Chews on his snot periodically during the day

 

[Seamajor]

Knows snot like the back of his hand.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Saw a makeshit submarine carrying cocaine passing right under him while he was surfing one day

 

[X]

sweet talks his flip flops into some pretty amazing adventures

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Went on a date with an Inuit girl once, woke up with his dick frozen stuck on the igloo's floor and lost his foreskin to frostbite.

 

[X]

Chews his loogys before the PAaaTOoeYYYY

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Runs after the loogys with a measuring tape to see how far they've traveled

 

[Lily]

Claims he invented the Brazil Nut on his farm and put it out on the open market and is now a Brazillionaire...

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Voted for Dahnold.

 

[X]

his last date can be described as masked, last seen fleeing through the bedroom window

 

[Lily]

Direct messaged Lokmar begging for a meet up on the Ambassador Bridge. Desperately wants to push him off.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Left her home running and crying after she started hearing voices coming from inside her fridge.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Cornered the coffee market in Brazil and still can't get Lily to meet him for coffee.

 

[Lily]

Wears a do-rag to sleep to tame his wild hair.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Has a side hustle of training midgets to pole dance.

 

[Lily]

Can't wait until the local strip club hires midgets to dance. Already invested $25 to the effort.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Once had to walk in front of her neighbors on undies because the cab door ripped her skirt when it pulled off.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Had sexual relations with Hillary Rodham

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Had sexual relations with Hillary Rodham

 

[X]

Had to pawn the family dildo, times are tough

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Has sexually importuned man and women in every single Canadian province and 36 American states

 

[X]

tripped on a wayward flip flop and brake his fart bone

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

If you look up homosexual on Wikipedia his picture is the first to pop up.

 

[X]

If you look UP a homosexual you will see Ollie .

 

[realgrimm]

Walks around trying to smell others farts

 

[X]

HA !!! So you DID see me in your hood

 

[Murdy]

you were riding around in an impala with hydraulics… even his mama saw you through the kitchen window while she was doing dishes

 

[Frood]

Doesn't look like a 3 foot tall garden gnome wearing a flesh toned barrel....

 

[Murdy]

Doesn’t suffer from erectile dysfunction.