Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[X]

needs a new gimmick ... and a pussy power wash

 

[Damaged Maven]

Needs to see a doctor about that thrombosis. No, really.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

needs a new gimmick ... and a pussy power wash

He shot Liberty Valance ...be careful

 

[Damaged Maven]

Gives unsolicited life choice advice to pre teens at Hot Topic.

 

[X]

Is a hotshot ThromBONE player in a duet feat. the Goddess, a virtuoso Skin flute player

 

[Seamajor]

More dead babies.

 

[X]

Is as funny as a truckload of dead babies

 

[Seamajor]

You catch on fast

Working today?

 

[X]

Is this the exchange pleasantries thread ... ??

And no..no work, why ? you need a job, blow jobbing fucking up the knees ?

 

[TheHaze]

Wants to smell everyone's fingers when coming out of the bath room- - - - - -

 

[Seamajor]

Apparently knows the lad well

 

[Val Gina]

collects beach sand in the hopes to smell some essence of pussy from sun bathers

 

[Seamajor]

Wishes she could sun bathe her pussy.

 

[Val Gina]

roots women who have crabs so he can keep them to not feel so lonely

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Invades his house and flicks all his crabs out to sea.

 

[TheHaze]

Goes crab fishing in her pubic patch- - - - - - - - -

 

[Val Gina]

is so retarded that he doesnt just lick windows, he licks his computer... windows 10.. been waiting ages to offload that lame one lol

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Hangs empty cotton reels on string from her hat and wrestles crocks.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Box Fetcher

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I got this from his FB page.:LMAO:

 

[realgrimm]

Only eats orange fruit loops

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Pulls crippled kids toenails out just to listen to them scream.

 

[Seamajor]

Just had a pedicure

 

[Damaged Maven]

Left no tip after pedi with happy ending.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Gives happy endings lol

 

[SAWA]

Loves to lick foot

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Loves to lick the toilet seats in public bathrooms clean.

 

[Perfectcrime]

Is Ben Affleck's stunt double for the gay scenes...btw I heard he likes to go ass to mouth.

 

[TheHaze]

Likes to eat maggots off of a dead body starting at the butt hole - - - - -

 

[Perfectcrime]

Scraped while sucking cock