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TheHaze

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Swamp-Duck

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Bleaches his balloon knot once a week in case he gets lucky .
 

TheHaze

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Has to pay for sex- - - - -
 

Swamp-Duck

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Can’t grow a beard, so plucks his pubes and sticks them on his chin with gorilla glue.
 

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Makes gorilla climbing toys so he can secretly harvest their smegma.
 

Kilroy

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Was once arrested for storming onto the set of the Jerry Springer Show, then wrestling Springer himself to the floor, soiling his mother's panties, and shoving his fingers up Springers nose while demanding the audience all dance the macarena "Or Dr. Phil here gets it!"
 

Kilroy

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"Marrrdeh graw, beeyash!"

Likes to run up to parking meter cops and dry hump them while demanding they sniff his butt.
 

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Can and WILL slap you upside yo cracker head if you make an absurd accusation against him\her ..
 

Kilroy

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Likes to go into old folks' homes and bounce up and down at a speed that violates the laws of Newtonian physics just so the spectacle of it makes the old people yell with fright, then pees on their Bingo cards and runs away cackling like a marmot.
 
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