Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Damaged Maven]

Lays under glass coffee table and watches a ho poo while yanking his fapper.

The plate job! That takes me back....

Oh, and introduces himself as King Fister of Belgium.

 

[Seamajor]

Was caught burglarizing an upscale home naked and and began to pee in the fireplace.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

He contains 70 substitutes know to cause insanity.

 

[Seamajor]

Recognizes mental illness

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Practices homosexuality on the daily.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is a lesbian that really looks like hoggle.

 

[TheHaze]

Jecks off here dog and lets him cum on her sandwich- - - - -

 

[skinofevil]

Is in fact made of Muenster cheese.

 

[RAVEN]

Decided to get into the Porn business and make a Milf porn movie.. ended up getting his mother pregnant :)

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Thinks it’s funny to run naked into the body shop shouting “ I’ve already got one”.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[Betty_Machete]

Laughs maniacally in his bedroom alone, and often.

 

[realgrimm]

constantly smells her fingers after she leaves the washroom

 

[Seamajor]

Uses news paper

 

[skinofevil]

Walks around in public singing into a Fleshlight as if it's a microphone.

 

[Scott]

Will be reincarnated as a fleshlight.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Knows a bit too much about fleshlights.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Seems to know a bit too much about flash fleshlights.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Seems to know a bit too much about flash fleshlights.

Ah, fuck, never mind.

Needs guidance.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is coming down with Alzheimer’s.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Has ever been stoned at 03:30.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Don’t know it’s 8 50am in some parts of the world.

 

[Perfectcrime]

Has the best donkey shows in Tijuana

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Did a charity run ,raised so much money she got a taxi.

 

[Perfectcrime]

Reads the kabbalah while Masturbating to old Richard Simmons workout videos and figuring their poor dog with peanut butter all the while getting their nuts stuck in a box of bisquick.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

sniffs glue in the morning and goo in the evening

 

[Perfectcrime]

sniffs glue in the morning and goo in the evening

 

[Perfectcrime]

sniffs glue in the morning and goo in the evening

Eats sunblock while rubbing his mud babies on his tiny johnson and sending nudes to Robert Pattinson

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Masturbates to pics of ABM naked!

 

[X]

Has spunk, all over his face but spunk none the less...