Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Vile_Vixen]

Eats cat food

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Is a cat.

 

[Perfectcrime]

Loves the cock ^^^^

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Can hire her to bite people so your dog don’t get in trouble.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Reads sappy poetry to his pet gerbil to get in the mood.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Keeps his farts in jam jars...
P.s Swamp is a wimmin lol

 

[Mr. Whipple]

only eats jam imported from the States.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Only eats jam from a baboons toes.

 

[RAVEN]

Douches with vinegar and water... collects it and uses it on her salad :)

 

[Mr. Whipple]

is addicted to spicy chili , hasn't had white undies in 25 years

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Only buys used underwear from goodwill

 

[Damaged Maven]

Keeps his farts in jam jars...
P.s Swamp is a wimmin lol

Well, shit. That kinda runs the joke....

Oh, and mixed sawdust in smoothies for the fiber.

 

[realgrimm]

hangs around campsite washrooms in tight speedos

 

[Mr. Whipple]

spends 1 week end a month oiling his locks , chains , butt plugs ..cleaning his dungeon and building his one of a kind Sybian

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Bleaches his arseole once a week in case .

 

[Val Gina]

Scrapes the dried spunk out of his sock to use when he runs out of salt

 

[Seamajor]

Knows donkeys front to back

 

[Damaged Maven]

Uses dryer lint for papel hiigienico.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

His hair whispers follicular oddities to his mind.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Has names for every pubic hair.

 

[Val Gina]

Could make a seafood buffet with all his crabs

 

[Jeannie]

needs a shower :p

 

[TheHaze]

Uses cum for the curl in her hair- - - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is obsessed with cum and needs a ho.

 

[skinofevil]

Once undertook a project to fill a balloon by farting into it. Only succeeded in getting a deflated balloon lodged in her butthole.

 

[Perfectcrime]

Is obsessed with fart porn

 

[Damaged Maven]

Invest in ketchup futures.

 

[realgrimm]

sniffs bike seats

 

[Damaged Maven]

Leaves business cards for tips at restaurants.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is a perfectly sane and sensible member of the human race.