Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[skinofevil]

Buys her panties strictly and exclusively off L.A. skid row bag ladies, 'cause she likes that "lived in" feeling they got.

 

[Jeannie]

jumps naked into the ball pool at mcdonalds

 

[Damaged Maven]

Tries to order Cincinnati chili from China Garden.

 

[Jeannie]

wont laugh in public cause his teeth might fly out

 

[Damaged Maven]

Won't laugh in public because homeless semen spray is toxic.

 

[skinofevil]

Doesn't know that "cincinnati chili" isn't ACTUALLY chili.

 

[TheHaze]

Was born in a Cat House - - - - - -

 

[Jeannie]

went 2 that cat house and is kilroys dad

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is easily angered when baby birds are twatted with a bat.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

loves a fat juicy clam , but doesn't eat shellfish

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Sneaks out at night to go rabbit strangling.

 

[skinofevil]

Is secretly a cartoon character.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is secretly a cartoon fapper.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

pays BIG money for my rabbit killing vids

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Freaks right out if someone touches his collection of cindy dolls.

 

[skinofevil]

Is mental for Marmite.

 

[Seamajor]

Has a special Ewe for later

 

[skinofevil]

Is about to read the following sentence out lout: Flet aat loyk a lizzud drinkun.

Is now dancing around the room like an excited retard after having spoken in a bad approximation of an Australian accent.

 

[realgrimm]

braids his pubes

 

[Damaged Maven]

Leaves pubes on the table and calls them condiments.

 

[TheHaze]

Eats his dogs dingle berry's- - - -- --

 

[Damaged Maven]

Collects doggie butt nuggets, sells at swap meets as natural health supplements.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

His willy went missing in action and got a commendation.

 

[Damaged Maven]

After decades of misuse, naughty bits finally got deserved recognition.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Likes it when his ears are penetrated.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Lets the holes grow over so as not to hear inconvenient truth.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

His brain itches and his thought tickle.

 

[TheHaze]

Only comes out after it's dark wearing all black and stealing peoples pets for ransom - - - - - - -

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to chase cars down residential streets while barking at them. If a driver stops, he explains that he identifies as a greyhound and calls the driver a bigot.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Has a disdain for lap dogs.