Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[TheHaze]

Your house is next and leave the (red) light on -

 

[Murdy]

He emptied the nightstand drawer where they hid the sex toys and made his way downstairs to the kitchen where he raided the refrigerator and drank orange juice from the carton before fleeing with a buttered dinner roll in his mouth….

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Wants to cover The Haze naked in custard and eat it with no spoon.

 

[TheHaze]

Wants to lick the custard from my butt crack -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

knows he has a sexy butt crack.

 

[TheHaze]

Doesn't wear nickers on sunday -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Does wear knickers on sundays.

 

[Alticus]

Is a CIA agent

 

[Weeg]

eats onions like apples

 

[Murdy]

Hates his mama.

 

[Seamajor]

Loves Grey Goose

 

[Murdy]

drinks skip and go naked and the runs down the beach nekkid lol

 

[Seamajor]

Wants to make that jaunt.

 

[Weeg]

Loves TRUMP!

 

[Lily]

Has had a raging crush on Nancy Pelosi for 20 years!

 

[Murdy]

Has horrible grammar.

 

[Lily]

Has horrible grammar.

Her new bed has hydraulics and plays this song at a push of a button.

 

[Murdy]

Wishes she could climb in my new cozy bed during a rainstorm with scary lightening so Alfonso and I can read her a bedtime story.

 

[Lily]

Wishes she could climb in my new cozy bed during a rainstorm with scary lightening so Alfonso and I can read her a bedtime story.

But, but that might be true. Alfonso? hahahahahahahaha

That still cracks me up.

Had a kennel with Halo installed so that if her crazy stalker Duhv ever comes to Santa Monica she can keep her locked up until she gets her rabies shots.

 

[Murdy]

Conducts government funded scientific research on the longterm effects of netheading.

 

[TheHaze]

Wants to meat my Johnson on a dare date -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

His name is Johnson, micro Johnson.

 

[TheHaze]

Wants to work for me cleaning my house -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Must hid his crusty wank socks first.

 

[Lily]

Has an extensive, but secret, collection of crusty wank socks.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

is a very pleasant and decent human being

 

[Lily]

Is 6ft 1 and an intellect.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Has a healthy body mass index and is very attractive

 

[Lily]

Is a happy human being.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Is a positive influence on normal people.