Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[TheHaze]

sticks his fingers up his ass and then shakes hands with people at Walmart - - - - - -

 

[skinofevil]

Runs up to random women on the street, grabs them, violently sniffs their faces, then runs off.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Hands out expired coupons at the market

 

[skinofevil]

Collects her clipped toenails in 1 liter glass jars. Gives the jars away as Christmas and birthday gifts.

 

[TheHaze]

Saves his toe jam in a jar and shares it with the vixen when she visits - - - - - - -

 

[skinofevil]

That's the gravy in the toenail casserole, bud.

Runs into grocery stores, slides on his ass in the beer aisle and yells, "SAFE!"

 

[X]

Is a secret Spy ..but is vertically challenged, has to stand on his buddies shoulders to look through a keyhole .

 

[skinofevil]

Once got so drunk he tried to give a handy to his buddy's Taco Bell burrito supreme.

 

[RAVEN]

Secretly wants to take a whiff of stinky's finger...:)

 

[Damaged Maven]

Hands out suppositories as party favors.

 

[RAVEN]

Fantasizes about fucking Hillary Clinton...lolol

 

[X]

Is the reason the 'no shirt no shoes no service' rule was invented .

 

[Damaged Maven]

Gets a chubby when he reads LOL because it means little old lady.

 

[skinofevil]

Thinks 'STFU' is short for 'Stir The Fondue, Uncle'.

 

[Seamajor]

Doubts my clean mind and soul

 

[skinofevil]

Keeps a pet Mexican in his basement.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Perfumes and bleaches his arseole in anticipation of meeting said Mexican...

 

[skinofevil]

Has only a pet Uraguayan and is sorely jealous.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is now sexually attracted to Uruguayan butt holes...

 

[skinofevil]

Is Scottish.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Is Welshish.

 

[skinofevil]

Is Hashish. (Ooooo)

 

[Damaged Maven]

csb: I bought a gram of hash laced with opium in Toulon, France. Shared it with some noobs for a giggle. They disappeared for 3 days, 2 of them didn't make it back to the ship for muster. Good times.

 

[X]

Has a loose pucker string ...

 

[Mr. Whipple]

never met an asshole he didn't like:facepalm:

 

[Damaged Maven]

Starred in his own goatse.

 

[rigor79]

csb: I bought a gram of hash laced with opium in Toulon, France. Shared it with some noobs for a giggle. They disappeared for 3 days, 2 of them didn't make it back to the ship for muster. Good times.

and blended with "horsey" smooooooothhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *falls over or sinks in his couch (long ago)

 

[rigor79]

@Damaged Maven
you filmed the goatse .. why where you there? :)

 

[Seamajor]

Getting his goatee wet

 

[skinofevil]

Took Richard Nixon's severed head's advice, so started going into peoples houses at night and wrecking up the place, and selling orphans to zoos for meat.