Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[TheHaze]

Jerks off while talking to other guys on the phone -

 

[X]

Keeps picking up the phone..

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to go into Mexican restaurants and deliberately speak in offensively mispronounced Spanish:

"¡Bweenus retard-eez! ¡Queer-o oon burry-toes duhhhhhh carney ass-a-duh cone sauce-o duhhh chilly verdee!"

 

[Damaged Maven]

Can order a beer in 9 languages, but not his native tongue.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Strips in front of the mirror pretending to be a bare knuckle boxer with his willy flapping up and down.

 

[Seamajor]

has an itchy crotch

 

[TheHaze]

Doesn't wear any shoe's when selling gum on street corners - - - - - - -

PS - Doesn't own any shoe's :Pissed3:

 

[Seamajor]

Only a pair of flop flops. True.


wanks with Martha Stewart on his brain

 

[TheHaze]

Takes secret video's of me and martha rolling in the hay at her farm- - - - -

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to shove his pecker through the mail slots at old womens' houses and yell, "DING DONG! DING DONG!"

 

[TheHaze]

Like to fuck water melons and shoot his load inside and then chill and serve to family on X-mas - - - - - - -

 

[skinofevil]

Only after this discovery realized why people call him a melonfucker.

 

[X]

Is fascinated by the contours of holiday gourds ...

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to hide in the ventilation ducts of his own place, leave the door unlocked, and invite people over -- then make weird growling sounds when they come inside so they think his place is haunted by a caribou in heat.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Wears frilly knickers and pretends he’s got a wife to the laundry service cos of the skid marks.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Named her Go-Gos cover band Frilly Knickers.

 

[Seamajor]

Introduce the dude to TP

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is proud that he can snort lines in the shape of the letters of the alphabet up to "Q" on one snort.

 

[X]

Sits in water to rehydrate...like dry legumes

 

[Damaged Maven]

Lost all bowel function after an unfortunate forest encounter with a rabid beaver.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Sits in water to rehydrate...like dry legumes

Has allot to say for a twat who only a short time ago was throwing a tantrum and demanding his account be deleted.

 

[X]

Is sensitive ...

 

[Scott]

Sits in water to rehydrate...like dry legumes

Has allot to say for a twat who only a short time ago was throwing a tantrum and demanding his account be deleted.

Be careful or he'll run to the admin. Again.

 

[X]

Has a stack of Duct tape 10 miles high .. for date night

 

[Damaged Maven]

Thinks "eating dates" is an acceptable euphemism for orral sex.

 

[RAVEN]

Tells the goddess he's going bowling, while he happily skips to the gay bar with condoms in his back pocket lol..

 

[Damaged Maven]

Fills condoms with jelly and brags about his potency.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

His posts in the kinky thread were so kinky that they were deleted and animal control had to be called.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Left the pub when the regulars didn't appreciate the burlesque action.

 

[TheHaze]

Likes getting it in the ass from the Goddess without lube - !