Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won't eithe
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Eats his dogs dingle berry's- - - -- --
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
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Collects doggie butt nuggets, sells at swap meets as natural health supplements.
 

Swamp-Duck

There are only so many tomorrow’s
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His willy went missing in action and got a commendation.
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
Elite Bastards
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846
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37.27, -76.7
After decades of misuse, naughty bits finally got deserved recognition.
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won't eithe
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Only comes out after it's dark wearing all black and stealing peoples pets for ransom - - - - - - -
 

Kilroy

...was here.
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1,329
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Here.
Likes to chase cars down residential streets while barking at them. If a driver stops, he explains that he identifies as a greyhound and calls the driver a bigot.
 

Kilroy

...was here.
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1,329
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Here.
(^^But that's not absurd and is 100% true!)

Only licks the yogurt from the inside of the foil lid, then throws the rest of the cup away immediately, not knowing there's more tasty goodness in there.
 

Swamp-Duck

There are only so many tomorrow’s
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7,278
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Doggerland
He’s got such a high sex drive he’s a danger to the public.
 

Kilroy

...was here.
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1,329
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Here.
Is the one who keeps sending those kids after the Trix Rabbit and Lucky the Leprechaun.
 

Maboombo

Have you seen me papi
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7
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South Seas
Gave Maboombo an expired McDonalds fries coupon
not nice,Maboombo hungry and no Papa.
 
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