Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Damaged Maven]

Never needs k-y because of chronic diarrhea.

 

[Uncle Janine]

killed a bird with two stones

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

crashed his own prom and put drugs in the punch bowl

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Fucked a gorilla and now expecting monkey babies...

 

[X]

Goes to the Gym to hold the ankles of fellas' doing sit-ups ...but ONLY if they have really baggy shorts on ..

 

[Seamajor]

your favorite

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Enjoys crunchy peanut butter and petroleum jelly sandwiches

 

[Damaged Maven]

Listed "social disease" on her disability claim.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Has incurable butt rash

 

[Damaged Maven]

Now that's really fucking cruel. True, but cruel.

Holds a majority stock in Tinactin because... you know....

 

[TheHaze]

Let's the dog next door lick peanut butter off of his dick - - - - - - -

 

[X]

Calls his wife a 'Dog'

 

[Mr. Whipple]

has sand fleas ...pretends not to know

 

[Mr. Whipple]

Calls his wife a 'Dog'

wasn't meant for you SF ...Sorry

 

[Vile_Vixen]

is Racist against colored toilet paper

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Still slides down the stairs on big bits of cardboard

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Chuck Norris calls him sir.

 

[TheHaze]

Has a custom dildo seat on her motor bike - - - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Secretly breaks into my lockup to have a good sniff..

 

[rigor79]

jerks off on bill cosby's meme ... :ROFL3:

 

[Seamajor]

Collects fresh cucumbers

 

[Swamp-Duck]

is a huge buyer of fungal toe blooms. uses it as a secret recipe in his fung toe soup.

 

[TheHaze]

Doesn't wear or need a bra because she is really a he

 

[Seamajor]

Wears silk panties

 

[TheHaze]

Got locked up for jerking off circus animals - - - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

His real name is actually Wuan Kerr.

 

[Seamajor]

Naw. Try thehaze

 

[TheHaze]

Has wet dreams about doing his auntie in the ass -

 

[Seamajor]

Lives in outer space

 

[X]

Lost his fly swatter recently ... yup, was a nice guy but lived hard .