Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Jeannie]

will only have sex with black midgets

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Licks hot Turkish urinals...

 

[TheHaze]

Wrote a letter to Santa for a new electric 2 meter long black dildo for X-mas - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Steals peoples parcels off their door step and was so pleased with said dildo...

 

[TheHaze]

Lives in a closet down at the YWCA and only comes out to steal free soup and napkins and her dog spot,he lives in there too - - - - - -

 

[realgrimm]

loves kicking puppies and dropping lit matches in baby strollers

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

leaves a booger exactly where the water comes out in the drinking fountain.

 

[realgrimm]

secretly giggles when people complain about his bad breath,enjoys it so much he nibbles on rodent poop in mocking fashion

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

steal ketchup and mayo packs from fast food joints, mixes them at home, masturbates in it and them eats "his special signature sauce" with Doritos

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Buys used tampons from eBay and uses them as a cooking ingredient...

 

[TheHaze]

Has sex with her dog thinking she will have free puppies - - - - - - -

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Is a porch pirate and is using the boxes to build a cardboard gay dungeon.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

recently had a sore throat ... had 3 tonsils removed

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Gives Xanax-laced booze to hobos so he can suck them off in their sleep.

 

[Seamajor]

Can’t seem to rid himself of skid marks in his squezzers.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is a secret bean bag tosser...

 

[Seamajor]

God canceled his connection

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Changes people’s sex online.

 

[Seamajor]

Knows about my special features

 

[TheHaze]

Dresses up as a female hooker every Halloween - - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Hires male hookers for his Christmas present to himself...

 

[TheHaze]

Found out that gooks eat dogs so trained her dog to eat gook baby's - - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Needs to send me the recipe for gook baby’s..

 

[Seamajor]

Robbed the 7-11 last night

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Farts so loud they use his arse to dock ships...

 

[RAVEN]

Someone told her she had cameltoe, so she made an appointment to see a podiatrist

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Only comes here to see what her crush The Haze is doing..

 

[RAVEN]

Is definitely suffering from a hallucinatory disorder :D ;) Merry Christmas, Swampy :)

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Grew her own Christmas tree but couldn’t cut it down and named him Nigel...

 

[Seamajor]

Steals parcels in his neighborhood