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Squeeze Toy

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Auditioned for the role of Mary Poppins' umbrella. Got the role but lost it due to sleeping in.
 

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chews on his phlegm
 

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Believes Inhibitions are a tribe of Canadian eskimos.
 

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Canadian Eskimos believe she is a tribe of inhibitions..
 

Damaged Maven

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Writes her own phone number in bathroom stalls.
 

Swamp-Duck

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Got busted faking his own death when he sent out thank you notes to everyone that attended his funeral.
 

Damaged Maven

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Left a trail of bread crumbs to find her way home. Forgot about the pigeons.
 

Swamp-Duck

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Spends hours wondering why railway lines only ever touch in the distance.
 

Squeeze Toy

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Left a trail of homes behind so she could find her way back to the pigeons eating the breadcrumbs.
 

Swamp-Duck

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Lays the table with 16 places every morning, just in case the Sultan of Brunei drops in for lunch with all his wives...
 

Damaged Maven

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Made a diorama of 9th century viking conquest.
 

Swamp-Duck

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Has a W tattoed on both left and right bum cheeks and can spell WOW when he bends over.
 

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too young to understand just how erotic Haddock Slapping can be.......
 

Damaged Maven

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Finds fish indiscernable from sausage.
 

Squeeze Toy

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Said that knowing full well he has a freezer full of fish sausage.
 

Damaged Maven

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Fishes for sausage every night.
 

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Fantasizes that I'm King Kong and I'm carrying him up the Empire State Building