Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

Kilroy

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Auditioned for the role of Mary Poppins' umbrella. Got the role but lost it due to sleeping in.
 

Swamp-Duck

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Got busted faking his own death when he sent out thank you notes to everyone that attended his funeral.
 

Swamp-Duck

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Spends hours wondering why railway lines only ever touch in the distance.
 

Kilroy

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Left a trail of homes behind so she could find her way back to the pigeons eating the breadcrumbs.
 

Swamp-Duck

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Lays the table with 16 places every morning, just in case the Sultan of Brunei drops in for lunch with all his wives...
 

Swamp-Duck

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too young to understand just how erotic Haddock Slapping can be.......
 

Kilroy

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Said that knowing full well he has a freezer full of fish sausage.
 

Swamp-Duck

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Fantasizes that I'm King Kong and I'm carrying him up the Empire State Building
 
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