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Swamp-Duck

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Doesn't believe break-ups are really over unless there's gunfire involved.
 

Swamp-Duck

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LOVES being called 'My little princess'...it gives him a stiffy.
 

Kilroy

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Has a basement full of starving orphans. Sometimes throws 'em a puppy to fight over.
 

TheHaze

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Drinks water from the Thames River thinking he will turn into a mermaid- - - - - - -

PS-mermaids eat humans- - - - -- -
 

Kilroy

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Likes to climb up on peoples' roofs and stomp around for a second, then poop on their heads when they come out the front door to see what all the noise is.
 

Swamp-Duck

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Camilla Parker Bowles has had a restraining order against him since 1983.
 

Kilroy

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Once spewed up on a preacher. Got away with it on the excuse she had a stomach bug and hadn't felt the spew comin'. Got away with it, that is, until she grabbed him by his frock and done it again whilst making eye contact.
 

Swamp-Duck

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Stuck his face into two big sweaty tits and got water boarded.
 

TheHaze

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Jerks her land lord off for a discount on the rent- - - - - - -
 

Swamp-Duck

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Shits in the cat box and blames it on Aslan sneaking out of the wardrobe...
 
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