Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[skinofevil]

Had a custom Super Soaker made to look like an erect penis, with which he squirts mayonnaise at random women on the street while yelling, "I LOVE BUKKAKEHHHH!!!"

 

[Seamajor]

Heads the homeless lobby down town

 

[TheHaze]

Is the same as a hemorrhoid ,big pain in the ass !

 

[Scooter]

Wishes he could clone himself into buttplugs for everyone on Bastard Factory.

 

[Seamajor]

Scooters on to something.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

is a magical flying thingy...

 

[Mr. Whipple]

wears crotchless Bloomers

 

[triggs]

Has a penchant for nugget porn.

 

[RAVEN]

Calls himself a mommy's boy because he suckled momma's tits until he was 18 lol

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has to wear men’s boxers to house her tremendous clit....

 

[TheHaze]

Has 25% of her pay check put aside for the NAACP - - - - - -

 

[triggs]

Has appeared on To Catch a Predator.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has erectile dysfunction and it’s like trying to put a slug in a slot machine...

 

[X]

Sucks the air out of tires hoping it'll fill out her wrinkles

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Lays on its face at night hopping it’s nose will squash and lips too so it can really say, it’s cos i is black, and it’s dream will come true.

 

[X]

farts dust :LMAO:

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Really needs new material

 

[Seamajor]

Accurate

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Knows about retards.

 

[Seamajor]

Knows this place is full of them

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Woke up with his butt hurting and no memory in Jaco

 

[X]

Pokes holes in flip flops and fucks 'em

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Is a fucking retard with no game and some strange fixation with flip-flops./

 

[X]

Loves Flip flops

 

[Flynn]

Is not from planet Earth.

 

[RAVEN]

Uses fecal matter as a moisturizer

 

[Flynn]

Licks it off my face when I am done using it as a nice moisturizer.

 

[Seamajor]

Likes to be licked

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Doesn't like to take his dog surfing because the pooch makes him look bad.

 

[X]

Asked a flip flop out for pizza and a fuck ...got slapped apparently flip flops don't like pizza ...