Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

Damaged Maven

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Eats sour puss for breakfast.
 

Damaged Maven

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Hasn't a clue what the F stands for.
 

realgrimm

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purchases and collects gorilla piss
 

Swamp-Duck

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Keeps effigies of all his conquests.
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Slappy Dyaboliko

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Makes velociraptor noises while standing in queue to make the people ahead of her wander away nervously.
 

Swamp-Duck

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Deeply regrets his past heavy drinking and manwhore days because now he can't ever become Pope.
 

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Jeannie

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forgot these r supposed to be absurd accusations
 

Oliver Shagnasty

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Had an affair with Joe Biden.
 

Swamp-Duck

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His willy and bollocks are so big his crouch has its own atmosphere.