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Damaged Maven

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Left his boytoy for an awkward fling with an Indonesian hooker.
 

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Spatula Khan

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Was secretly Jack the Ripper. That is to say, it was a secret... oops...
 

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Likes other people to fart in a plastic bag and put it over his head - - - - - - -
 

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Swamp-Duck

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Damaged Maven

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Spatula Khan

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Managed to buy the only pair of out-of-tune maracas on the planet..
 

TheHaze

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Is half Zulu - - - - - - -
 

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Spatula Khan

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Stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator -- but didn't vanish.
 

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