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Spatula Khan

Destroyer of Men and Pleaser of Tastebuds!
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Location
The Flavor Cave
Kilroy is a popular guy, extremely handsome and women fall at his feet!
Now that's absurd!

Funkleburger's head is actually a cockpit for the tiny gremlin who pilots his body around like a meat mecha.
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
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Joined
Mar 30, 2019
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37.27, -76.7
Has a beta copy of men in black and a bedsheet backlit screen.
 

Oliver Shagnasty

Honky Tonk Nigger
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Joined
Jun 27, 2018
Is not a Maven nor is damaged.
 

Spatula Khan

Destroyer of Men and Pleaser of Tastebuds!
Joined
Jun 14, 2018
Location
The Flavor Cave
Likes to put generous dollops of yogurt in the hair of children he passes on the street.
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won't eithe
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Joined
May 29, 2018
Likes to step in dog (or Human)shit and track it in your house- - - -
 

FFFFFUUUUUUU

Internet Pirate! Fuck this..release the kraken!
Joined
May 12, 2019
Location
The Seven Seas
Wears the finest French lingerie in bed because he loves how soft it feels on his skin :LOL2:
 

Swamp-Duck

Factory Bastard
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Joined
Jun 27, 2018
Is late everyday cos he don’t leave enough time to shave his back.
 

Spatula Khan

Destroyer of Men and Pleaser of Tastebuds!
Joined
Jun 14, 2018
Location
The Flavor Cave
Wrestles random restaurant patrons and puts vienna sausages up their nostrils.
 

Swamp-Duck

Factory Bastard
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Joined
Jun 27, 2018
He’s going to use this thread as proof he’s "not guilty based on insanity" plea in his current serial murder trial.
 

Spatula Khan

Destroyer of Men and Pleaser of Tastebuds!
Joined
Jun 14, 2018
Location
The Flavor Cave
Every time he visits San Francisco, he sets shopping carts rolling down the hills.
 

Swamp-Duck

Factory Bastard
Site Supporter
Joined
Jun 27, 2018
Was the original life model for all Greek and Roman statues...
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TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won't eithe
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Joined
May 29, 2018
Like's to chew on toe nail chipping - - - - - - - -
 

Swamp-Duck

Factory Bastard
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Joined
Jun 27, 2018
I happen to know you're a double agent, oh yes. Tell Vladimir Putin I say "hey."
 

Spatula Khan

Destroyer of Men and Pleaser of Tastebuds!
Joined
Jun 14, 2018
Location
The Flavor Cave
Can rub her armpits together, and does it in front of old people to give them heart attacks.
 

Swamp-Duck

Factory Bastard
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Joined
Jun 27, 2018
Owns His own own sausage factory and Is proud that his sausage has been noshed all over America.
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
Site Supporter
Joined
Mar 30, 2019
Location
37.27, -76.7
Went on a sausage factory tour, hit over the head with a mallet, and discovered first hand how sausage is really made.
 

rigor79

gone
Joined
Jun 18, 2019
Location
none
flosses his dents with a garden hose ..
 

Spatula Khan

Destroyer of Men and Pleaser of Tastebuds!
Joined
Jun 14, 2018
Location
The Flavor Cave
Once threw Gary Coleman into a dumbwaiter and stuck it between two floors.
 
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