Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

Swamp-Duck

Dedicated Deviant
ELITE Bastards
Joined
Jun 27, 2018
Owns donkey sex farm and is not sure if it’s against the constitution..
 

rigor79

gone
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Jun 18, 2019
Location
none
had sex with bill cosby and enjoyed it, ever since he calls him sugar popsy .. :KMA::ROFL3:
 

Spatula Khan

Destroyer of Men and Pleaser of Tastebuds!
Joined
Jun 14, 2018
Location
The Flavor Cave
Dry humped a fire hydrant for an hour until somebody was finally able to convince him it wasn't a midget wearing a raincoat.
 

rigor79

gone
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Jun 18, 2019
Location
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lol, i thought it was bridget the midget in red latex .. :daFuq::ROFL3:

got caught scratching in a trashcan for food .. and taking part in bumfights ...
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won't eithe
ELITE Bastards
Joined
May 29, 2018
Likes to put his head between his moms butt cheeks when she farts- - - - - - - -
 

Swamp-Duck

Dedicated Deviant
ELITE Bastards
Joined
Jun 27, 2018
Rents himself out for conjugal visits at maximum security prisons.
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
ELITE Bastards
Joined
Mar 30, 2019
Location
37.27, -76.7
Never returns the favor.
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won't eithe
ELITE Bastards
Joined
May 29, 2018
Does all the house cleaning and dishes at home- - - - - - -
 

Oliver Shagnasty

Honky Tonk Nigger
ELITE Bastards
Joined
Jun 27, 2018
Refuses to give reach arounds.
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
ELITE Bastards
Joined
Mar 30, 2019
Location
37.27, -76.7
Does all the house cleaning and dishes at home- - - - - - -
Odd that you say that. Because I do. It's my job. The Goddess is responsible for feeding the animals and not giving me any shit. Fair trade.
 

rigor79

gone
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Location
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Does all the house cleaning and dishes at home- - - - - - -
Odd that you say that. Because I do. It's my job. The Goddess is responsible for feeding the animals and not giving me any shit. Fair trade.
fair trade .. cool .. are there any coffee beans for sale?

washes second hand dildo's and butt plugs in the basement of a sex shop ..
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
ELITE Bastards
Joined
Mar 30, 2019
Location
37.27, -76.7
Has no idea what really goes on in a sex shop....
 

rigor79

gone
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Jun 18, 2019
Location
none
:ROFL3:

is the man on the photo from goatse.cx :ROFL3::Alarming::PanicAttack::Alarming:
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won't eithe
ELITE Bastards
Joined
May 29, 2018
Jerks off while looking at the Goddess sleeping cause he has to pay her for sex and has to wear a paper bag over his head- - - - - -
 

Swamp-Duck

Dedicated Deviant
ELITE Bastards
Joined
Jun 27, 2018
Fantasises every night about the goddesses tuna farts.
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won't eithe
ELITE Bastards
Joined
May 29, 2018
Wants to spend the night with Boris Johnson - - - - - -:doink1::doink1::doink1:
 

rigor79

gone
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Location
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is able to steal pool balls by sticking them up his arsehole .. :KMA:
 
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