Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

Has a poster on his front door >>>>>
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Got a medal for being the oldest surfer in the free world - - - - - - -
 
Likes to brag about her most recent threesome at parties. The other two participants in the "threesome" were the index and middle fingers of her left hand.
 
Has been obsessively sending her own Doctor Who scripts written in crayon to the Beeb since the 2005 revival. Has spent the past couple of yours actually seeing them get produced and aired.
 
Thinks he is a rooster and goes around saying any cock will do - - - - - - -