Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[MANCID RILKO]

Was born with a depression in his soft spot because his mom fucked niggers during pregnancy.

 

[Seamajor]

His home town is full of those types.

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to go downtown late at night and try to shit on the tops of the parking meters.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Left home at 12 to be a carnival groupie.

 

[TheHaze]

Has to pay his wife for sex - - - - - - -

 

[X]

Lends RancidMilk his dirty flip flops to sniff

 

[Seamajor]

Knows how bad they smell

 

[skinofevil]

Has not experienced the bliss of my CULINARY WARFARE!

 

[Damaged Maven]

Boils maggots, calls it rice.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Boils rice, calls it maggots.

 

[TheHaze]

Parks his car by the play ground and jerks off - - - - -

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Accuses others of doing what he does

Oh wait, it's supposed to be absurd accusations, not the the truth :D

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is solely responsible for the mystery of methane on mars...

 

[Seamajor]

Visits frequently

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to get bare ass nekkid, touch his toes, and shit for distance.

 

[Seamajor]

Enjoys forest fires

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

Is a bird lover

 

[realgrimm]

lubes his thighs before going out

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

has good taste in hat wear

 

[realgrimm]

Secretly craves moobs,and tasting the sweat caught up in the nipple hair

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Should really stop posting his pics online...

 

[Damaged Maven]

Made bangers and mash; found the mash to be an insufficient lube.

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

Drinks diet soda. yuck!

 

[skinofevil]

Took everything from Wanda Maximoff, doesn't even know who she is. But he will.

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

Is my father who will only talk to me on forum boards.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Is freaking the shit out of me

 

[Seamajor]

A scared little fella

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Killed more gooks in Nan than he could handle.

 

[skinofevil]

Ate 'em all.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

After Spatula Khunt cooked them properly.