Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[skinofevil]

Is obsessed with finding pictures of his own penis.

 

[RAVEN]

Doesn't shave his pubic hairs, so he can pluck them and use them as dental floss :) Oh.. cuz he's a cheap bastard :)

 

[Mr. Whipple]

sells her clean urine to junkies for probation tests , 1 gallon at a time .

 

[TheHaze]

Like's to recycle peanuts from shit and pass them around to his friends at X-mas time - - - - - - - -

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Knows his dog is pretending to like him...

 

[skinofevil]

Sews used condoms into her eyebrows so she can see the future that never was.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

gets Excited over show like lizard lick towing waiting for the toe licking part....

 

[Seamajor]

Made a huge decision yesterday. What about it Hon?

 

[skinofevil]

Told his mama he's joining the Navy. Is known to be a Village People fan.

 

[Seamajor]

Writes poetry about divorced dwarfs

 

[TheHaze]

 

[SHAMPAIN]

This is his ride

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to go to Port Kar and whack his mackerel while he watches the she-urts fight over garbage.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is addicted to brake fluid but can stop anytime he wants...

 

[Damaged Maven]

Left a promising horse breeding enterprise to open a butcher shop.

 

[Seamajor]

Was damaged in preschool

 

[TheHaze]

Tried to have sex with a male Dolphin - - - - - -

 

[skinofevil]

Succeeded... but involuntarily.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Aims low to avoid disappointment

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Has horrible gag reflex and has puked in 4 motels.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

promised he wouldn’t talk about that

 

[X]

Has a pet left flip flop

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Thinks he's a lot funnier than he really is after he stuck a lit firework in his ass to celebrate new years

 

[X]

Mumbles utter bullshit instead of simply saying 'Stinky I love you ' ...

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Has to keep telling itself people like it so it can keep living.

 

[X]

Is very bitter, the pain from the anal warts has proven too much :LMAO:

 

[skinofevil]

Once fondled an old lady's arse in the shop; not that he meant to, his aim was just off. He was aiming for her husband.

 

[TheHaze]

Spatula Khan is a SOB and parks his car in a gay bath house ditch - - - - - -

 

[skinofevil]

Only knows that because the car blocked his desperate attempt to flee the bath house. By the time he got out, he looked up the car so he'd know who to thank for hith fabulouth bit of thelf dithcovery, tee hee.

 

[X]

Became a Parking enforcement officer solely for the purpose of enforcing the 'parking in the rear' rule at the ghey clubs.