Is obsessed with finding pictures of his own penis.
skinofevil Undeniably Plausible Site Supporter Messages 2,194 Location The Third Rail Dec 30, 2019 #1,711 Is obsessed with finding pictures of his own penis.
RAVEN Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 6,595 Dec 30, 2019 #1,712 Doesn't shave his pubic hairs, so he can pluck them and use them as dental floss :) Oh.. cuz he's a cheap bastard :)
Doesn't shave his pubic hairs, so he can pluck them and use them as dental floss :) Oh.. cuz he's a cheap bastard :)
Mr. Whipple brilliantly insane Site Supporter Messages 6,535 Location Upstate NY by the Adirondack mountains Dec 31, 2019 #1,713 sells her clean urine to junkies for probation tests , 1 gallon at a time .
TheHaze If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither Site Supporter Messages 9,920 Dec 31, 2019 #1,714 Like's to recycle peanuts from shit and pass them around to his friends at X-mas time - - - - - - - -
Like's to recycle peanuts from shit and pass them around to his friends at X-mas time - - - - - - - -
Vile_Vixen Factory Bastard Messages 2,972 Dec 31, 2019 #1,715 Knows his dog is pretending to like him...
skinofevil Undeniably Plausible Site Supporter Messages 2,194 Location The Third Rail Dec 31, 2019 #1,716 Sews used condoms into her eyebrows so she can see the future that never was.
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,947 Location Mogadishu Jan 1, 2020 #1,717 gets Excited over show like lizard lick towing waiting for the toe licking part....
Seamajor Factory Bastard Site Supporter ☠️ Messages 31,895 Jan 1, 2020 #1,718 Made a huge decision yesterday. What about it Hon?
skinofevil Undeniably Plausible Site Supporter Messages 2,194 Location The Third Rail Jan 1, 2020 #1,719 Told his mama he's joining the Navy. Is known to be a Village People fan.
Seamajor Factory Bastard Site Supporter ☠️ Messages 31,895 Jan 1, 2020 #1,720 Writes poetry about divorced dwarfs
TheHaze If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither Site Supporter Messages 9,920 Jan 1, 2020 #1,721
SHAMPAIN Vape Nation Site Supporter ☠️ Messages 23,450 Location Halfway Up Ben Nevis Jan 1, 2020 #1,722 This is his ride
skinofevil Undeniably Plausible Site Supporter Messages 2,194 Location The Third Rail Jan 2, 2020 #1,723 Likes to go to Port Kar and whack his mackerel while he watches the she-urts fight over garbage.
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,947 Location Mogadishu Jan 2, 2020 #1,724 Is addicted to brake fluid but can stop anytime he wants...
Damaged Maven A little older and a little stupider than most. Site Supporter Messages 2,138 Location 37.27, -76.7 Jan 2, 2020 #1,725 Left a promising horse breeding enterprise to open a butcher shop.
Seamajor Factory Bastard Site Supporter ☠️ Messages 31,895 Jan 2, 2020 #1,726 Was damaged in preschool
TheHaze If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither Site Supporter Messages 9,920 Jan 2, 2020 #1,727 Tried to have sex with a male Dolphin - - - - - -
skinofevil Undeniably Plausible Site Supporter Messages 2,194 Location The Third Rail Jan 2, 2020 #1,728 Succeeded... but involuntarily.
RANCIDMILKO ™ ®© Ceedoobie's #1 Fan Site Supporter ☠️ Messages 16,100 Location Brazoo Jan 2, 2020 #1,730 Has horrible gag reflex and has puked in 4 motels.
RANCIDMILKO ™ ®© Ceedoobie's #1 Fan Site Supporter ☠️ Messages 16,100 Location Brazoo Jan 2, 2020 #1,733 Thinks he's a lot funnier than he really is after he stuck a lit firework in his ass to celebrate new years
Thinks he's a lot funnier than he really is after he stuck a lit firework in his ass to celebrate new years
X xXx Site Supporter Messages 41,322 Location here Jan 2, 2020 #1,734 Mumbles utter bullshit instead of simply saying 'Stinky I love you ' ...
RANCIDMILKO ™ ®© Ceedoobie's #1 Fan Site Supporter ☠️ Messages 16,100 Location Brazoo Jan 2, 2020 #1,735 Has to keep telling itself people like it so it can keep living.
X xXx Site Supporter Messages 41,322 Location here Jan 2, 2020 #1,736 Is very bitter, the pain from the anal warts has proven too much :LMAO:
skinofevil Undeniably Plausible Site Supporter Messages 2,194 Location The Third Rail Jan 2, 2020 #1,737 Once fondled an old lady's arse in the shop; not that he meant to, his aim was just off. He was aiming for her husband.
Once fondled an old lady's arse in the shop; not that he meant to, his aim was just off. He was aiming for her husband.
TheHaze If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither Site Supporter Messages 9,920 Jan 2, 2020 #1,738 Spatula Khan is a SOB and parks his car in a gay bath house ditch - - - - - -
skinofevil Undeniably Plausible Site Supporter Messages 2,194 Location The Third Rail Jan 2, 2020 #1,739 Only knows that because the car blocked his desperate attempt to flee the bath house. By the time he got out, he looked up the car so he'd know who to thank for hith fabulouth bit of thelf dithcovery, tee hee.
Only knows that because the car blocked his desperate attempt to flee the bath house. By the time he got out, he looked up the car so he'd know who to thank for hith fabulouth bit of thelf dithcovery, tee hee.
X xXx Site Supporter Messages 41,322 Location here Jan 2, 2020 #1,740 Became a Parking enforcement officer solely for the purpose of enforcing the 'parking in the rear' rule at the ghey clubs.
Became a Parking enforcement officer solely for the purpose of enforcing the 'parking in the rear' rule at the ghey clubs.