Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

TheHaze

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Jerks off while talking to other guys on the phone -
 

skinofevil

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Likes to go into Mexican restaurants and deliberately speak in offensively mispronounced Spanish:

"¡Bweenus retard-eez! ¡Queer-o oon burry-toes duhhhhhh carney ass-a-duh cone sauce-o duhhh chilly verdee!"
 
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Swamp-Duck

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Strips in front of the mirror pretending to be a bare knuckle boxer with his willy flapping up and down.
 

TheHaze

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Doesn't wear any shoe's when selling gum on street corners - - - - - - -

PS - Doesn't own any shoe's :Pissed3:
 

Seamajor

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Only a pair of flop flops. True.


wanks with Martha Stewart on his brain
 

TheHaze

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Takes secret video's of me and martha rolling in the hay at her farm- - - - -
 

TheHaze

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Like to fuck water melons and shoot his load inside and then chill and serve to family on X-mas - - - - - - -
 

skinofevil

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Likes to hide in the ventilation ducts of his own place, leave the door unlocked, and invite people over -- then make weird growling sounds when they come inside so they think his place is haunted by a caribou in heat.
 

RAVEN

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Tells the goddess he's going bowling, while he happily skips to the gay bar with condoms in his back pocket lol..
 

TheHaze

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Likes getting it in the ass from the Goddess without lube - !