Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Iggy McLulz]

ahahahahha you got Gyro with that one.


Kilroy is clearly lost right as usual.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Only has one friend and it’s a fish.

 

[skinofevil]

Is secretly a stooped old crone the people of her village know only as... Griselda Yoap, Purveyor of Soap.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Was once held captive by Islamic terrorists and agreed to be their goat for a month to secure his release.

 

[skinofevil]

Actually was the goat, instead of building an Iron Man Mk. 1 armor.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Has yet to find a dildo big enough to fit in his ass.

 

[FagglesMcGee]

^Realized he was gay the moment his dad used a belt instead of their hand for a beating.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Can see objects in broad daylight.

 

[skinofevil]

Can smell the number blue.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Goes to public bathrooms just to lick the toilet seats and collect pubic hair.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Is gay for pay

 

[skinofevil]

Is straight -- as bait.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Lost virginiy to homosexual grandfather.

 

[skinofevil]

Lost virginity to Roswell aliens. But then they gave his virginity back after discovering they didn't want it.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Likes to lick the "cheese" from underneath old ladies saggy tits.

 

[skinofevil]

Doesn't recognize that there's a mass market appeal for old lady tit cheese, fails to monetize it.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Deeply regrets his past heavy drinking and manwhore days because now he can't ever become Pope.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has world wide intellectual property rights to the straw that broke the camels back.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Is secretly two gay midgets in a trench coat.

 

[skinofevil]

Is not so secretly one gay midget with progeria.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Likes to piss sitting down so he can feel the cool water his nut are hanging in.

 

[skinofevil]

Has never availed himself of the refreshing feeling of a pish-fueled nutwash.

 

[Frood]

Tried slipping a roofie into the drink.
Got hit by a wet hammer.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is going to be late for the procrastination meeting this morning.

 

[skinofevil]

Is jealous that he DIDN'T get roofied and hit with a wet hammer. Next time, pal, next time.

 

[Frood]

Wipes back to front and stops at his nose...

 

[skinofevil]

Wipes ear to ear.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Wishes he could gay marry his own hot self.

 

[skinofevil]

Listens to that Carly Rae Jepsen song. You know, the one that goes:

Hey, I just met you
But it's not crazy
Until I douse you
In monkey gravy

 

[Gyroscope]

Harvests the monkey gravy himself... with his own anus... then he squelches it out into an empty two liter, documents the date and type of monkey, and saves it for later use... it's like wine, it's better if you let it age...