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[Fredrick]

Oh well, driving is over rated anyway.

Wish I could. Legally, I mean; I can drive, functionally, but only rather compact vehicles. Ain't exactly got stellar depth perception, so big ol' honkin' boat-ass barges are a hard 'No'; but compact and subcompact vehicles don't present as much of a problem.

Used to drive a Polaris Ranger with no trouble at all.

 

[Fredrick]

Maybe to not scare off new posters.

I'll eat your mother with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

 

[ESAD TIA]

I actaully want to steal these posts and move these to my serial killer thread

I posted the 45min interview with Arthur Shawcross in there already homie.

 

[wizer]

Wish I could. Legally, I mean; I can drive, functionally, but only rather compact vehicles. Ain't exactly got stellar depth perception, so big ol' honkin' boat-ass barges are a hard 'No'; but compact and subcompact vehicles don't present as much of a problem.

Used to drive a Polaris Ranger with no trouble at all.

You can't legally drive in any state with less than 20/40 vision, unless you've got a limited license and you're wearing special telephoto lenses to give the required minimum vision, but even then the field of view would be quite restricted and that's why such licenses are limited to travel from home to work or emergencies.

 

[ESAD TIA]

I'll eat your mother with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

 

[Fredrick]

You can't legally drive in any state with less than 20/40 vision, unless you've got a limited license and you're wearing special telephoto lenses to give the required minimum vision, but even then the field of view would be quite restricted and that's why such licenses are limited to travel from home to work or emergencies.

Yup, I know. But what's legally allowed is rather dependent on 'if they catch ya.'

One of the biggest downsides of a town as small as Holbrook is also one of its biggest benefits -- the 'authorities', such as they are here, don't much give a shit about what goes on unless you cause an all-out catastrophe. We go mofos here riding around on 3-wheeler and 4-wheeler ATVs; no plates, no licenses, (most likely) no insurance -- and nobody gives a hint of a shit unless the bozos crash into something/someone while doing it.

Hook me up with a Polaris Expedition Northface, I'd ride in style and, so long as I don't crash it, nobody would even pull me over.

Now, I know: On paper, that isn't how it ought to be. But in practice, that's how it is up here.

 

[wizer]

Yup, I know. But what's legally allowed is rather dependent on 'if they catch ya.'

You can't get/renew a driver's license if you don't get an eye doctor to sign off on the vision test.

Oh, nevermind, I skimmed your post, I see no one cares about licenses where you live.

 

[Fredrick]

You can't get/renew a driver's license if you don't get an eye doctor to sign off on the vision test.

I know that. What I'm pointing out is that in this derpy-ass little town, driver's licenses aren't as strictly insisted upon as they ought to be.

We're maybe 1-3 miles from the Rez, and a lot of the braves and squaws on the Rez aren't packing licenses. So enforcement on that point here in town is... maaaaybe not exactly as tight as you might expect.

 

[wizer]

I know that. What I'm pointing out is that in this derpy-ass little town, driver's licenses aren't as strictly insisted upon as they ought to be.

We're maybe 1-3 miles from the Rez, and a lot of the braves and squaws on the Rez aren't packing licenses. So enforcement on that point here in town is... maaaaybe not exactly as tight as you might expect.

I was going to say that if you caused an accident and injured or killed someone you could get sued and have to give up a big chunk of your assets and then I realized that you don't have anything to worry about.

 

[Fredrick]

I was going to say that if you caused an accident and injured or killed someone you could get sued and have to give up a big chunk of your assets and then I realized that you don't have anything to worry about.

Exactly. Sure, I could get sued, and I'd lose... but lose what?

lmao

But, yeah, same which goes for me goes for the Navajo and Hopi around here who do it. Nothing to lose, so why worry about it. And that's probably why the local Po-Po don't stop 'em for it. No money in it.

 

[wizer]

Exactly. Sure, I could get sued, and I'd lose... but lose what?

lmao

But, yeah, same which goes for me goes for the Navajo and Hopi around here who do it. Nothing to lose, so why worry about it. And that's probably why the local Po-Po don't stop 'em for it. No money in it.

There's two times in life where it's good to be flat broke. During a divorce and if you run someone over while driving without a license.

And if they throw you in jail for manslaughter, well so what, you're talking 3 square meals a day, an hour in the exercise yard and as much sex as you want.

 

[Fredrick]

There's two times in life where it's good to be flat broke. During a divorce and if you run someone over while driving without a license.

And if they throw you in jail for manslaughter, well so what, you're talking 3 square meals a day, an hour in the exercise yard and as much sex as you want.

Or, as we describe it 'round here: "Three hots 'n' a cot."

Probably just as well I can't afford a vehicle, even a UTV. But there are people hereabouts who can and do.

 

[wizer]

Probably just as well I can't afford a vehicle, even a UTV. But there are people hereabouts who can and do.

Someone's gotta drive. How else are you going to get groceries!

 

[Fredrick]

Someone's gotta drive. How else are you going to get groceries!

Delivery, usually. *shrug*

 

[Fredrick]

 

[realgrimm]

I’m wondering Grimm. How much Nod do you use a day? I hear it’s cheap in Toronto

Theres no heroin in Toronto not powder anyway maybe tar .. why is this the drug you incompacitate your victims with , pretty expensive no?Im sure there's much cheaper chemicals you could use

 

[realgrimm]

Unlike you, I don’t use hard drugs. I don’t vie for victims either. Clearly you know Nod in any form

Is this more fantasy? Does it stimulate your decrepit pud ? What would Diego say?

 

[realgrimm]

There is no Diego stupid. Must be that time

Oh then it must be true, not like a deviant sodomite such as yourself wouldn't say that wanting people to believe it, this isn't my first rodeo amigo

 

[realgrimm]

Do you suffer without it?

Sure hot stuff, can't keep my hands off myself? Is this doing anything for you yet?..

 

[realgrimm]

Find Diego and bring him here.

Im sure there's a restraining order if hes even still alive

 

[realgrimm]

Diego is a brain worm that nod can’t cover up

Wow how many people in your world are on the "nod", if this was the case there's like 5 people on this board on the "nod" with "brain worms".. is the whole world out to get you? This seems like a reaction from a guilty conscience, what did you do to Diego wheres the BODY?

 

[realgrimm]

Your not even a Sea Major, just some sailor wannabe

 

[realgrimm]

Standings

1. Seamajor 13 Points
2. Reggie Essent 6 points
3. Fredricka 5 points
4. ESAD 3.25 points
4. Admin 3.25 points
6. The Cuntess 2 points
6. Klaatu 2 points

Give me my fuckin points Rockstar, if this thread was legit you woulda sang us a fight song

 

[realgrimm]

Hey @Seamajor do we need to pull out those surfing ankle monitoring bracelet pics?

 

[realgrimm]

 

[realgrimm]

Fuck everyone in this thread, eat SAD DICKS the whole lot of ya

 

[realgrimm]

I’m not in the mood to prove it. Making a fool out of you might be worth it. Yes or no?

Donald Trump knew youd say this.. typical "orange man" hater response.

Your a one trick pony beachcomber

 

[realgrimm]

Only if your tongue is too big for your mouth, the rest of us have no problem

Fat tongues have been known to stimulate the most finicky of prostate

 

[realgrimm]

Donald is now a proven pervert. I Know most junkies aren’t. Cool for you

Where did he touch you?

 

[realgrimm]

I cant believe flynn has encouraged Fuckwit Seamajor to actually post more and not less, I'm losing faith and hope in humans in general now

He takes the bait every time