Murdock's home renovations...DIY awesomeness

[Breakfall]

^^ Too long no one will read even the liars that say they have.

It’s just a yawn fest every time. It’s like….fucking relax and breathe. Enjoy yourself, stop trying to create a massive division here. That’s one of the worst traits that a woman can have in my opinion, one of argumentative verbal diarrhoea. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! Every retort is literally an essay…daily. That’s why she’s on ignore.

she suffers from complex ptsd and major anxiety disorder…. she is triggered

She is addicted to being triggered…. A trigger junkie if you will

Sounds like a nice way of saying she's a psycho.

ok… maybe just a little

Are you treading lightly? Look out!

 

[Dove]

Lol.

Anything to avoid the topics. And there we go with the self righteous judgemental shit that only these people ever actually do.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Lol.

Anything to avoid the topics. And there we go with the self righteous judgemental shit that only these people ever actually do.

Good thing none of them are hijacking threads, indulging in personal attacks or discouraging new membership with dull content tho

Needs moar scat!

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

"What's this?"

"OMG, that's nothing, I forgot it was there!"

"Is this toilet paper?"

"Yes, I used it as filling, because this bra is a bit bigger sometimes."

"Sometimes?"

"Yes, my boobs get bigger when I'm on my period, so I buy my good bras one size larger, so I can always wear them."

"Ok, I got it."

 

[Dove]

Good thing you don't have anyone on this thread hijacking or indulging in personal attacks

cause, that would like, be against the rules or something

Are you kidding? EVERYONE should line up and have judgement laid upon them by these enlightened oracles who cant read a bill or stay on a topic.....but know what choices everyone should make, what stances they should have, and what kind of person everyone is.

They are next level beings touched by God Himself and have specail insight and we should all feel blessed when they grace us with their authoritative opinions about us personally.

We shouldnt get so frustrated when we ask simple and direct questions and instead of normal responses we our very beings read and our choices either approved of or condemned. It's a blessing.

Bow your head and say thank you!

 

[Murdy]

^^ Too long no one will read even the liars that say they have.

It’s just a yawn fest every time. It’s like….fucking relax and breathe. Enjoy yourself, stop trying to create a massive division here. That’s one of the worst traits that a woman can have in my opinion, one of argumentative verbal diarrhoea. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! Every retort is literally an essay…daily. That’s why she’s on ignore.

she suffers from complex ptsd and major anxiety disorder…. she is triggered

She is addicted to being triggered…. A trigger junkie if you will

I get that. It’s like she’s made all the wrong decisions during the first half and her life, but now is overcompensating with this self righteous air about her.

I am an adrenaline junkie, her trigger is like mine when I’m standing on a rocky point about to throw myself into 10 ft surf. The jump being the thread-starter and each wave surfed being the trigger. The only difference is that I leave feeling pumped and happy about it all, she leaves seemingly frustrated as ever.

Fucking crazy stuff!

It was hard for me when she turned super Christian because I had a major meltdown at a Christian Bible camp when I was 12. I freaked out when they started speaking in tongues and I called my mom and made her drive 12 hours to come and get me.

I tried because it got her sober and seeing her go through that was really hard. I had a relationship with her children, and the most with the child who was along for the ride.

But I was also dealing with a toxic divorce and I was starting to see how one sided the relationship was at that point. I didn’t have it to give to anyone else because I needed it for me, and that’s why she lashes out at me.

But it’s compiled with this delusion that she has been perpetuating for the better part of the past 15 years.

They protect her because of unresolved issues with their own mothers who needed to be rescued from something in their own lives.

 

[Dove]

"What's this?"

"OMG, that's nothing, I forgot it was there!"

"Is this toilet paper?"

"Yes, I used it as filling, because this bra is a bit bigger sometimes."

"Sometimes?"

"Yes, my boobs get bigger when I'm on my period, so I buy my good bras one size larger, so I can always wear them."

"Ok, I got it."

Dude.....you just adjust the straps lol. You dont stuff your bras because your boobs swell a bit for a few days around your period so you buy bigger bras!

They are stuffing to look bigger!

 

[Murdy]

"What's this?"

"OMG, that's nothing, I forgot it was there!"

"Is this toilet paper?"

"Yes, I used it as filling, because this bra is a bit bigger sometimes."

"Sometimes?"

"Yes, my boobs get bigger when I'm on my period, so I buy my good bras one size larger, so I can always wear them."

"Ok, I got it."

She is probably in between sizes and goes larger. I do this as well. But I’m a D and used to be a DD.

 

[Lily]

"What's this?"

"OMG, that's nothing, I forgot it was there!"

"Is this toilet paper?"

"Yes, I used it as filling, because this bra is a bit bigger sometimes."

"Sometimes?"

"Yes, my boobs get bigger when I'm on my period, so I buy my good bras one size larger, so I can always wear them."

"Ok, I got it."

They protect her because of unresolved issues with their own mothers who needed to be rescued from something in their own lives.

Bingo!

At some point people need to resolve the family of origin issues so that they can thrive with their own loved ones.

 

[Dove]

Lol.

Anything to avoid the topics. And there we go with the self righteous judgemental shit that only these people ever actually do.

Good thing none of them are hijacking threads, indulging in personal attacks or discouraging new membership with dull content tho

Needs moar scat!

Well Big I'm just relieved to know finally that my choices in life were all wrong.

Everyone should immediately run to these people to consult them on what choices are the correct ones. The whole world would be a better place! It would be.....CA.

Just think of all the people out there who may be totally happy with their lives and good with all their choices who made the WRONG ones? These lefties could save the whole world.

 

[Breakfall]

I’ve always been told I look the prettiest with no makeup. But makeup for woman is like a power tie for a man.

Don't get me wrong, it's awesome, it can really do wonders for a woman

But let's be honest, those "extreme makeovers" women get today are insane

And believe me, I don't mind washing it from my pillow covers after you girls go home

But the scotch tape to fake a facelift is a bit creepy

I remember going out with this chick for the first time, and the makeup was plastered on. Anyway…she wanted to kiss all the time, puckering not French kissing. Then she would reapply. It was very white. And I had a dark tan. Anyway I go to hang a piss in the bathroom and these dudes are looking at me with a silly grin. I’m pissing away thinking what the fuck were they grinning at me like that for? I go over to the basin to wash my hands and my entire face was helter skelter white. My nose was the worst. I thought, how could she let me walk around looking like Ticky the clown? I just couldn’t handle it all in the end and had to let her go.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I’ve always been told I look the prettiest with no makeup. But makeup for woman is like a power tie for a man.

Don't get me wrong, it's awesome, it can really do wonders for a woman

But let's be honest, those "extreme makeovers" women get today are insane

And believe me, I don't mind washing it from my pillow covers after you girls go home

But the scotch tape to fake a facelift is a bit creepy

I remember going out with this chick for the first time, and the makeup was plastered on. Anyway…she wanted to kiss all the time, puckering not French kissing. Then she would reapply. It was very white. And I had a dark tan. Anyway I go to hang a piss in the bathroom and these dudes are looking at me with a silly grin. I’m pissing away thinking what the fuck were they grinning at me like that for? I go over to the basin to wash my hands and my entire face was helper skelter white. My nose was the worst. I thought,nhow could she let me walk around looking like Ticky the clown? I just couldn’t handle it all in the end and had to let her go.

Oh man I laughed a good deal here

For real

Sometimes that crap gets in your eyes and it starts itching like crazy and when you put your fingers there it gets worse, because they're covered in it too, it's like pepper spray!

 

[Breakfall]

^^ Too long no one will read even the liars that say they have.

It’s just a yawn fest every time. It’s like….fucking relax and breathe. Enjoy yourself, stop trying to create a massive division here. That’s one of the worst traits that a woman can have in my opinion, one of argumentative verbal diarrhoea. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! Every retort is literally an essay…daily. That’s why she’s on ignore.

she suffers from complex ptsd and major anxiety disorder…. she is triggered

She is addicted to being triggered…. A trigger junkie if you will

I get that. It’s like she’s made all the wrong decisions during the first half and her life, but now is overcompensating with this self righteous air about her.

I am an adrenaline junkie, her trigger is like mine when I’m standing on a rocky point about to throw myself into 10 ft surf. The jump being the thread-starter and each wave surfed being the trigger. The only difference is that I leave feeling pumped and happy about it all, she leaves seemingly frustrated as ever.

Fucking crazy stuff!

It was hard for me when she turned super Christian because I had a major meltdown at a Christian Bible camp when I was 12. I freaked out when they started speaking in tongues and I called my mom and made her drive 12 hours to come and get me.

I tried because it got her sober and seeing her go through that was really hard. I had a relationship with her children, and the most with the child who was along for the ride.

But I was also dealing with a toxic divorce and I was starting to see how one sided the relationship was at that point. I didn’t have it to give to anyone else because I needed it for me, and that’s why she lashes out at me.

But it’s compiled with this delusion that she has been perpetuating for the better part of the past 15 years.

They protect her because of unresolved issues with their own mothers who needed to be rescued from something in their own lives.

I’ve experienced that before with particular women and it’s hard yards. They need a person with the utmost patience and tolerance, something that I’ve never had except when I’m out fishing. The whole biblical thing can be heavy as well. I don’t mind the odd read of the bible on occasion, but it’s for the story factor, not the faith. I’m also very forgiving, but I wouldn’t want my name dragged through the mud every time.

 

[Breakfall]

I’ve always been told I look the prettiest with no makeup. But makeup for woman is like a power tie for a man.

Don't get me wrong, it's awesome, it can really do wonders for a woman

But let's be honest, those "extreme makeovers" women get today are insane

And believe me, I don't mind washing it from my pillow covers after you girls go home

But the scotch tape to fake a facelift is a bit creepy

I remember going out with this chick for the first time, and the makeup was plastered on. Anyway…she wanted to kiss all the time, puckering not French kissing. Then she would reapply. It was very white. And I had a dark tan. Anyway I go to hang a piss in the bathroom and these dudes are looking at me with a silly grin. I’m pissing away thinking what the fuck were they grinning at me like that for? I go over to the basin to wash my hands and my entire face was helper skelter white. My nose was the worst. I thought,nhow could she let me walk around looking like Ticky the clown? I just couldn’t handle it all in the end and had to let her go.

Oh man I laughed a good deal here

For real

Sometimes that crap gets in your eyes and it starts itching like crazy and when you put your fingers there it gets worse, because they're covered in it too, it's like pepper spray!

My wife has a reaction to most makeups, so uses it only very sparingly…mostly eyeliner. I get so used to her natural look, that when she applies a little it looks terrific. But I understand makeup is to hide blemishes and whatnot, so everyone is different.

 

[Joe]

I’ve always been told I look the prettiest with no makeup. But makeup for woman is like a power tie for a man.

Don't get me wrong, it's awesome, it can really do wonders for a woman

But let's be honest, those "extreme makeovers" women get today are insane

And believe me, I don't mind washing it from my pillow covers after you girls go home

But the scotch tape to fake a facelift is a bit creepy

I remember going out with this chick for the first time, and the makeup was plastered on. Anyway…she wanted to kiss all the time, puckering not French kissing. Then she would reapply. It was very white. And I had a dark tan. Anyway I go to hang a piss in the bathroom and these dudes are looking at me with a silly grin. I’m pissing away thinking what the fuck were they grinning at me like that for? I go over to the basin to wash my hands and my entire face was helter skelter white. My nose was the worst. I thought, how could she let me walk around looking like Ticky the clown? I just couldn’t handle it all in the end and had to let her go.

I remember one time a Black woman kissed me on the lips & her lipstick mark covered my upper mouth down to the lower chin and the sides of my cheeks. It looked like blood. They have Big lips those Black women. White girls leave a pencil thin strip by comparison.

 

[Breakfall]

I’ve always been told I look the prettiest with no makeup. But makeup for woman is like a power tie for a man.

Don't get me wrong, it's awesome, it can really do wonders for a woman

But let's be honest, those "extreme makeovers" women get today are insane

And believe me, I don't mind washing it from my pillow covers after you girls go home

But the scotch tape to fake a facelift is a bit creepy

I remember going out with this chick for the first time, and the makeup was plastered on. Anyway…she wanted to kiss all the time, puckering not French kissing. Then she would reapply. It was very white. And I had a dark tan. Anyway I go to hang a piss in the bathroom and these dudes are looking at me with a silly grin. I’m pissing away thinking what the fuck were they grinning at me like that for? I go over to the basin to wash my hands and my entire face was helter skelter white. My nose was the worst. I thought, how could she let me walk around looking like Ticky the clown? I just couldn’t handle it all in the end and had to let her go.

I remember one time a Black woman kissed me on the lips & her lipstick mark covered my upper mouth down to the lower chin and the sides of my cheeks. It looked like blood. They have Big lips those Black women. White girls leave a pencil thin strip by comparison.

I know exactly what you mean…the deep tones are particularly popular! Lol

 

[The Prowler]

So did Murdock ever post pictures of any of her renovation projects?

If posting links to pictures is beyond Murdock's mental capacity, maybe she could get Fat Lily the Leaker to post them up.

I think some Before and After pictures would be hilarious!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

When I bought my beautiful house there were really no renovations needed

But of course, I like cool shit and luxury so I installed an 8 person whirlpool spa enclosed in a cedar gazebo, turned some unused living space into an office, built a 24 by 24ft deck and I'm now in the process of adding an outside cook area to my Olympic size swimming pool area. Because I love to cook. annnnnd because I might be a bit of an arrogant show off from time to time

One day soon I might get around to installing a fence around my 2 acres of property but that's not a huge priority at the moment since I live in an upscale neighborhood where lowlives and other assorted panhandling subhuman filth are immediately escorted out of the area by our fine upstanding sheriff's department. We support our police.

Oh, I gotta build some kind of garage for the two jetskis I'm buying since I live 8 minutes from the beach and my lady loves Jet sking as much as I do.

 

[Murdy]

I didn’t buy my house, I inherited it. Well, it’s still in my family trust. There is no mortgage. I am grandfathered in on tax @ 2,000 per year in a neighborhood where most people are shelling out $30k+ in property tax (an apartment is $3,800 here currently ~ which is the highest in the nation). I decided after my aunt passed away who was living here that I was going to tear the whole thing down and build a monster of a house to fit the mansionized neighborhood that has sprung up around us since my grands bought it in the 1940s.

… but then the pandemic drove building costs up and El Big Sexy and I started dating and now I’m renovating the original house and I’m having a blast with his help/direction… we make a good team.

I need to get this house finished and rented because we will most likely be moving into the house El Big Sexy was born and raised in … which is a mansion his parents tore down and rebuilt when we were in 8th grade that’s about 3 blocks east of us now. We will be moving in to handle that remodel since his father is the only one living there and it’s getting to be too much for him.

I have been told that I’ll collect $10k+ per month on my tiny place when I’m done. We won’t have any overhead when we move into his parent’s place…. and I’m happy to organize his mother’s belongings (they lost her 2 years ago) help facilitate the interior design process and help out with his aging father because this is my family now too.

I would post photos, but there is no forum gallery.

So, although I’m technically retired from an otherwise stellar career in law… I’m now shifting us into the property management heads that both our families need. The goal is to be living in 5 star hotels while we travel after his kids are out and off to college by 2028.

 

[Lily]

I didn’t buy my house, I inherited it. Well, it’s still in my family trust. There is no mortgage. I am grandfathered in on tax @ 2,000 per year in a neighborhood where most people are shelling out $30k+ in property tax (an apartment is $3,800 here currently ~ which is the highest in the nation). I decided after my aunt passed away who was living here that I was going to tear the whole thing down and build a monster of a house to fit the mansionized neighborhood that has sprung up around us since my grands bought it in the 1940s.

… but then the pandemic drove building costs up and El Big Sexy and I started dating and now I’m renovating the original house and I’m having a blast with his help/direction… we make a good team.

I need to get this house finished and rented because we will most likely be moving into the house El Big Sexy was born and raised in … which is a mansion his parents tore down and rebuilt when we were in 8th grade that’s about 3 blocks east of us now. We will be moving in to handle that remodel since his father is the only one living there and it’s getting to be too much for him.

I have been told that I’ll collect $10k+ per month on my tiny place when I’m done. We won’t have any overhead when we move into his parent’s place…. and I’m happy to organize his mother’s belongings (they lost her 2 years ago) help facilitate the interior design process and help out with his aging father because this is my family now too.

I would post photos, but there is no forum gallery.

So, although I’m technically retired from an otherwise stellar career in law… I’m now shifting us into the property management heads that both our families need. The goal is to be living in 5 star hotels while we travel after his kids are out and off to college by 2028.

Sounds like you two are set.

 

[Murdy]

I didn’t buy my house, I inherited it. Well, it’s still in my family trust. There is no mortgage. I am grandfathered in on tax @ 2,000 per year in a neighborhood where most people are shelling out $30k+ in property tax (an apartment is $3,800 here currently ~ which is the highest in the nation). I decided after my aunt passed away who was living here that I was going to tear the whole thing down and build a monster of a house to fit the mansionized neighborhood that has sprung up around us since my grands bought it in the 1940s.

… but then the pandemic drove building costs up and El Big Sexy and I started dating and now I’m renovating the original house and I’m having a blast with his help/direction… we make a good team.

I need to get this house finished and rented because we will most likely be moving into the house El Big Sexy was born and raised in … which is a mansion his parents tore down and rebuilt when we were in 8th grade that’s about 3 blocks east of us now. We will be moving in to handle that remodel since his father is the only one living there and it’s getting to be too much for him.

I have been told that I’ll collect $10k+ per month on my tiny place when I’m done. We won’t have any overhead when we move into his parent’s place…. and I’m happy to organize his mother’s belongings (they lost her 2 years ago) help facilitate the interior design process and help out with his aging father because this is my family now too.

I would post photos, but there is no forum gallery.

So, although I’m technically retired from an otherwise stellar career in law… I’m now shifting us into the property management heads that both our families need. The goal is to be living in 5 star hotels while we travel after his kids are out and off to college by 2028.

Sounds like you two are set.

if we play our cards right, we will be

 

[Murdy]

Interesting find today at Casa De Murdock y El Big Sexy…

He found what I think is my great-grandparents safe! I’m trying to figure out now if anyone in my family has the combo.

 

[Oerdin]

Just have a locksmith drill the lock.

 

[Murdy]

Just have a locksmith drill the lock.

won’t that destroy the safe?

I want to use it. I need a bigger one and this one looks perfect.

 

[Seamajor]

Interesting find today at Casa De Murdock y El Big Sexy…

He found what I think is my great-grandparents safe! I’m trying to figure out now if anyone in my family has the combo.

Happened to me once. It was more like a strong box. I was pleasantly surprised. Good Luck

 

[Oerdin]

It would destroy the lock on the safe true. How likely is it anyone will remember a combination to a safe from four generations ago though? Maybe you can get a specialist who knows how to crack combos by listening to the pins move inside but that would assume an 80 year old safe still works.

I have to guess there is nothing in it as someone would have recovered it by now if anything valuable remained.

 

[Murdy]

It’s from the Victor Safe & Lock Company of a Cincinnati, Ohio.

it’s so big it’s on wheels… I’m absolutely fascinated and in awe right now at the history of this thing.

 

[Murdy]

It would destroy the lock on the safe true. How likely is it anyone will remember a combination to a safe from four generations ago though? Maybe you can get a specialist who knows how to crack combos by listening to the pins move inside but that would assume an 80 year old safe still works.

I have to guess there is nothing in it as someone would have recovered it by now if anything valuable remained.

you would be surprised by how much my father and his brothers know about this house and it’s contents…

If they can’t find it or remember it… I’m bribing in a specialist. I want to keep it.

 

[Oerdin]

Does it look like that one?

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[Lily]

It would destroy the lock on the safe true. How likely is it anyone will remember a combination to a safe from four generations ago though? Maybe you can get a specialist who knows how to crack combos by listening to the pins move inside but that would assume an 80 year old safe still works.

I have to guess there is nothing in it as someone would have recovered it by now if anything valuable remained.

you would be surprised by how much my father and his brothers know about this house and it’s contents…

If they can’t find it or remember it… I’m bribing in a specialist. I want to keep it.

Does it look like that one?

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She sent me a pic, it looks a lot like that one, if not identical. It's pretty awesome.