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They’re too stupid to fathom that.Storm, flooding?? What didn’t you read in the memo you absolute goose?Why you lolololing? The glazier needs to fix the window pane. Are you laughing at the storm damage?What are you on about? Are you drinking the fire-water?Bonus if you walk out of the bathroom talking about what you ate the night before.
If he joins in the convo .....he is a winner.
Oh, I prolly would've been the one to bring it up first, like "dayum girl, what you eat!?" lolol
I have the most horrific fart story…
So we were having a disagreement a few days ago about how to start the kitchen. He is stubborn and I’m persistent AF with my opinions. You literally have to prove me wrong or I’m not budging, so I’m a royal pain in the ass sometimes. So, we made a pact to always preserve “the bubble” (the safe, squishy place where love remains). So, he decides to lessen the mood with a joke at my experience of course, which made me laugh because he knows me too well… and a fart slipped out. But I couldn’t stop laughing and then another fart slipped out… and another… and another until finally the finale blast erupted. He was like “gawd damn woman!!! do you need a fucking diaper!??”
And then I laughed so hard I peed my pants on the kitchen floor.
Also, I have a lady friend, she aint single though. She peed the floor at her mom's not long ago from laughing so hard lol. She was embarrassed lol "oh no" lol.
Well I'm approaching 42 and have birthed 4 children and regardless of all the kegels and maintenance.....I had a really viscious chest cold that turned into bronchitis last week and I cant tell you how many times I coughed so hard I actually peed.
It was horrifying. Absolutely horrifying.
Oh dang!!!! lol
I hope your guy got you one of them Puppy Pads to sit on lol.
Lol not yet! You gonna be awake when I get home? lolol
Nah man, I wouldnt laugh at something like that. Im just laughing cause I cant believe you're still up!
In the middle of bad weather events it's hard to get to sleep, even if you want to.
They don't give a fuck what's happening to you. This is all about their internal dialogue. You were bugging him so he wants you gone. End of...
"Silence! Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth!"
This is Lily talking to Break lol....
You are so fragile. Buckle up, buttercup, you're in for a long bumpy ride if you can't handle anyone saying anything that displeases you.
EVERYONE here except Breaky knows your words are poison. FACT!
You're so full of shit.
You are weak.
Ya might wanna go downstairs and talk to me like that. Or Breaky might call up @Bastard Factory again lol.