Post a Picture of Yourself!

Aylana

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I'll make convincing you that the photo is legit my #1 priority.

Well...you can post another photo with you holding up some printer paper with BF written on it...or maybe take a photo of yourself surrounded by your massive porn collection, that would convince us skeptics.

Ummm, I am hesitant to post a selfie here because it may get chopped and that would violate my civil rights.
 

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I, for one, find it damn lucky that Alticus took time out of his busy day to take a picture of himself in the bathroom. He's probably got plenty of other things to do in there.
 

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For She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named:

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Aylana

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The funny part is no one mentioned my pink buttplug that I placed on top of the printer paper with bastard factory written on it...most of you guys must be really old and have failing eyesight.
 

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It'd be fun to show other members what you look like.
Post a casual picture of yourself :) :) :)
I'll break the ice.

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Fucking hell.... I always make the mistake of clicking on the thread title of this thread instead of the latest post, then I have to re-experience the nightmare that is Sandy Duncan's offspring with a hairless albino beaver in frames.

Put a warning in the thread title, @Bastard Factory ???? Please?
 

SirSuperSouthern

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So how do you tasteless twats decorate your walls? Behind me hangs a tapestry worth more than your car with you in it. Don't lie or exaggerate, just sit there silently soaking in the finery behind and all around me, bitches. Now, the only crease on my stoic face is due to my long study hours in college while you were smoking cheap cigarettes and complaining to no one in particular because nobody gave a fuck about you then or now. I certainly don't, fuck you.


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Do you have anything this fuckin' sick? Of course not, lame'os. If you want a masterpiece you see from a normal artist, wait until the 4th of any month to make your offer. I'll give you gimps the benefit of the doubt when the "why" part crosses your tiny minds.


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You suddenly feel uncomfortable now, unlike my furniture makes me and my presentable guests. You know you're fucking pathetic because the walls of that single-wide you "live" in loudly announces your fragility to the dirtbags who occasionally stop by for beer. Why do I bother with you freaks? Because I like squat-launching weak uneducated bisexual morons who need even more demeaning descriptive adjectives than I can bother with at the moment...


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