Post a Picture of Yourself!

[Question]

I'll make convincing you that the photo is legit my #1 priority.

Well...you can post another photo with you holding up some printer paper with BF written on it...or maybe take a photo of yourself surrounded by your massive porn collection, that would convince us skeptics.

Ummm, I am hesitant to post a selfie here because it may get chopped and that would violate my civil rights.

 

[cw_]

I, for one, find it damn lucky that Alticus took time out of his busy day to take a picture of himself in the bathroom. He's probably got plenty of other things to do in there.

 

[Garraty_47]

For She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named:

 

[reaper]

For She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named:

Well I spent about 20 mins trying to clone out the words you wrote there and replace them with `cat puncher`. Just couldn't get those stupid lines to all line up.Use plain paper next time !

 

[Question]

For She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named:

Are those scented Yankee Candles in the background?

 

[Question]

 

[Question]

The funny part is no one mentioned my pink buttplug that I placed on top of the printer paper with bastard factory written on it...most of you guys must be really old and have failing eyesight.

 

[Frood]

It'd be fun to show other members what you look like.
Post a casual picture of yourself :) :) :)
I'll break the ice.

Fucking hell.... I always make the mistake of clicking on the thread title of this thread instead of the latest post, then I have to re-experience the nightmare that is Sandy Duncan's offspring with a hairless albino beaver in frames.

Put a warning in the thread title, @Bastard Factory ???? Please?

 

[BeckyNix]

Flip me over and start lickiin- Someone donate for my upgrade.

I'll send you a nudie ;) pleeeeeeese.

 

[Master]

Post a face pic and I'll sub your OF.

Deal?

 

[BeckyNix]

don't get your hopes up lemme put a finger in YOUR butt so Ik youre real

 

[Alticus]

 

[Question]

Flip me over and start lickiin- Someone donate for my upgrade. I'll send you a nudie ;) pleeeeeeese.

Bitch...even Dracula would not lick that shit up.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

So how do you tasteless twats decorate your walls? Behind me hangs a tapestry worth more than your car with you in it. Don't lie or exaggerate, just sit there silently soaking in the finery behind and all around me, bitches. Now, the only crease on my stoic face is due to my long study hours in college while you were smoking cheap cigarettes and complaining to no one in particular because nobody gave a fuck about you then or now. I certainly don't, fuck you.

Do you have anything this fuckin' sick? Of course not, lame'os. If you want a masterpiece you see from a normal artist, wait until the 4th of any month to make your offer. I'll give you gimps the benefit of the doubt when the "why" part crosses your tiny minds.

You suddenly feel uncomfortable now, unlike my furniture makes me and my presentable guests. You know you're fucking pathetic because the walls of that single-wide you "live" in loudly announces your fragility to the dirtbags who occasionally stop by for beer. Why do I bother with you freaks? Because I like squat-launching weak uneducated bisexual morons who need even more demeaning descriptive adjectives than I can bother with at the moment...


SSS
- Come Sunday, Breakpoint will never post here again.

 

[cw_]

 

[Aryan Victory]

That's damn good photo quality for the 1930's.

 

[cw_]

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

What a cute doggy

 

[Frood]

I see how little you've got left in that bottle and there was probably another one before that.... So I know you're holding that tennis ball and wondering who is going to get it once you throw it...

I'm banking on you....

 

[Reggie Dunlop]

Now that is a ride.

 

[Dove]

Me and Edgar the dog.. yesterday. Daddy likes my belly shirts lol.

 

[Garraty_47]

Me and Edgar the dog.. yesterday. Daddy likes my belly shirts lol.

Doggo looks like he's thinking: "Fine take another picture but hurry up pleeze, I has to poop!"

 

[X]

 

[wizer]

Me and my Aussie GF. You can tell it's me, half my avatar is a perfect match..lol.

 

[Scooter]

Me and my Aussie GF. You can tell it's me, half my avatar is a perfect match..lol.

You sort of look like Cal Ripken, Jr.

 

[wizer]

You sort of look like Cal Ripken, Jr.

I used to get a lot of Anthony Bourdain.

 

[Scooter]

I used to get a lot of Anthony Bourdain.

I'm guessing you had longer hair with similar color and style.

Do you have blue eyes?

 

[cw_]

 

[Seamajor]

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An old man on a tiny wave

 

[Bastard Factory]