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I wonder, do you think some bastards on here buy a turkey, just to fuck themselves in the ass with a turkey neck, thinking that Butterball included a turkey cock just for them? "Well, Im gonna put this beauty to use! No sense in wasting it!".

Or do you think some bastards, like to butter up a turkey, as they like the excitement of the turkey trying to get away from them while they plow away at it?
 

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I like giving it to the lady, and after saying, "Thanks for Giving babe" lol.
 

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It's all fun and games running your car through piles of leaves at the curb...
until you run across the one with a dozen cinder blocks buried underneath.....
 

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Who is going to win sunday between the Ravens and the 49ers,My pick is the niners by 3 in overtime - - - - --
 

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RAVENS! Jimmy the WOP is gonna have a bad time in Baltimore, today.

And I get to sit in the rain all afternoon.
 

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I wonder, do you think some bastards on here buy a turkey, just to fuck themselves in the ass with a turkey neck, thinking that Butterball included a turkey cock just for them? "Well, Im gonna put this beauty to use! No sense in wasting it!".

Or do you think some bastards, like to butter up a turkey, as they like the excitement of the turkey trying to get away from them while they plow away at it?


Thanksgiving at @THROB s house except he aint buyin shit
 

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RAVENS! Jimmy the WOP is gonna have a bad time in Baltimore, today.

And I get to sit in the rain all afternoon.

Cant wait myself. Not so sure about the bad time part? 2 good teams. Gonna be about defense today.
 

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RAVENS! Jimmy the WOP is gonna have a bad time in Baltimore, today.

And I get to sit in the rain all afternoon.

Cant wait myself. Not so sure about the bad time part? 2 good teams. Gonna be about defense today.

The bad thing about football season in the Tidewater is you have to watch the Redskins every. fucking. Sunday. But every so often there's a Ravens game.
 

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Good morning. Already 86 degrees here. The white skin snow birds are showing, with their new tatts. Sunburned city.
 

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Fun ways to freak out the maid service

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RAVENS! Jimmy the WOP is gonna have a bad time in Baltimore, today.

And I get to sit in the rain all afternoon.

Cant wait myself. Not so sure about the bad time part? 2 good teams. Gonna be about defense today.

Partly because of the rain and also, I thought the Ravens would get after him and create some turnovers.
 

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Came back from the park and back in bed with my electric blanket, it’s fucking freezing out there, got the heating on and a jar of weed so here I’m staying for the day and fuck everything.

I feel like hammered dog shit. I was going to have a shower, but I almost fainted earlier. Falling in the bath isn't high on my list. I can be a pussy sometimes. Obviously, I can also be a filthy, stinking wretch.
 

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Falling in the tub because of slipping or loss of balance or whatever ain't no joke. That shit HURTS.
 

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Came back from the park and back in bed with my electric blanket, it’s fucking freezing out there, got the heating on and a jar of weed so here I’m staying for the day and fuck everything.

I feel like hammered dog shit. I was going to have a shower, but I almost fainted earlier. Falling in the bath isn't high on my list. I can be a pussy sometimes. Obviously, I can also be a filthy, stinking wretch.

So take a bath instead, my sister fell in the shower and had to have her hip joint replaced- - - - - - -
 

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My USB in the Jeep started working a couple weeks ago. Think it was a humidity issue.
 

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I feel like hammered dog shit. I was going to have a shower, but I almost fainted earlier. Falling in the bath isn't high on my list. I can be a pussy sometimes. Obviously, I can also be a filthy, stinking wretch.[/QUOTE]

So take a bath instead, my sister fell in the shower and had to have her hip joint replaced- - - - - - -[/QUOTE]

A... bath? Like soaking in water that the remnants of my nasty ass crack is dissolving in unflushed toilet water? I don't swim in public pools because I know what goes on in there....
 

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Was randomly thinking he wasn't going to very well drive one of them home was he ??
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The Goddess is winging off to DisneyWorld with her psychopath slut sister and deadbeat nephew. Do I sound grumpy?
 

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no, jealous.. like you wanna fuck the sister but your willy won't reach (:
 

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no, jealous.. like you wanna fuck the sister but your willy won't reach (:
Bizarre story... psycho slut sister wanted to mindfuck a third child, but hubby had lazy sperm. She asked the Goddess if I could donate a dicking to the cause.

Holy fucking shit.