The BF Regs nomination thread

[Reggie_Essent]

That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.

I know a few places where you can get 3-5¢ a word for an anecdotal Woke post like that. You could probably get up to 8¢ a word if you're a BIPOC. Maybe 10¢ if you write a convincing pitch, Are you a BIPOC? BIPOCs are special and deserve a special allowance and a "handupme" because they are not "white."

Do I believe your little Woke Anecdote?

No, not for a second.

If you were anyone else I wouldn't have responded or have just poasted tl;dr.

Of course it happened. There's no need to believe me though. It doesn't matter what you think.

No, it doesn't matter what I think, even though I think it never happened and is just a nice little piece of Woke fiction.

So ... do you want some links to a few submission portals that might actually pay you for your fictional Woke screed? The writing's not bad.

No thanks. You can't imagine someone standing up to an asshole like you can you?

No. Not really.

That's too bad. I had nothing to lose. She was a total stranger. It felt good to put a Fox Fuck in their place.

Ooooo! Be sure to add that little tidbit to your final draft. I'm telling you, with the right pitch to the right outlet, you could get a grand or two for that one little scribble of a blog poast. Just be sure to play up your BIPOC credentials.

Raggie Peasant (credit to @Holliday1881 for it) is very upset at the idea a white person be put in their place because of their bigotry.

No. The ineffable Reggie_Essent doesn't believe for a New York second that your little fictional vignette actually happened in real life.

 

[LotusBud]

That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.

I know a few places where you can get 3-5¢ a word for an anecdotal Woke post like that. You could probably get up to 8¢ a word if you're a BIPOC. Maybe 10¢ if you write a convincing pitch, Are you a BIPOC? BIPOCs are special and deserve a special allowance and a "handupme" because they are not "white."

Do I believe your little Woke Anecdote?

No, not for a second.

If you were anyone else I wouldn't have responded or have just poasted tl;dr.

Of course it happened. There's no need to believe me though. It doesn't matter what you think.

No, it doesn't matter what I think, even though I think it never happened and is just a nice little piece of Woke fiction.

So ... do you want some links to a few submission portals that might actually pay you for your fictional Woke screed? The writing's not bad.

No thanks. You can't imagine someone standing up to an asshole like you can you?

Get a job and a pet. Maybe you wont be so fucking miserable all the time

I have you. You follow me to all sorts of threads, even in subs you don't post in otherwise.

Well fuck I was here when Corset Kat was friendly.

Nominated

Slopey? THERE'S some "credibility" right there!

Then nominate somebody

For what? To be a "Reg?" I don't even know what the fuck a "Reg" is.

The highest honor you can get here.

Regs, moving forward, are royalty.

And you nominated Oak? LMAO

First, only you would take this troll seriously. Second, are you put off that you weren't?

No, Oak. I don't take this shit as seriously as you do.

How am I taking the subject seriously? Please illustrate.

You take posting very seriously. One can tell by the numbers of posts you have, and the numbers of forums you frequent, and the fact that you have started multiple forums. And all the times you have melted down and left forums. I couldn't give a rat's ass about this shit.

You forgot to include the number of irate personal messages sent to poor unsuspecting admins who, by PM number 237 only wish for her to leave them alone and fall face first off her computer chair unto the business end of a hammer claw

Funny about how you leave out your MANY pms complaining about Lotus to me.

You're both pwned.

 

[Lily]

That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.

I know a few places where you can get 3-5¢ a word for an anecdotal Woke post like that. You could probably get up to 8¢ a word if you're a BIPOC. Maybe 10¢ if you write a convincing pitch, Are you a BIPOC? BIPOCs are special and deserve a special allowance and a "handupme" because they are not "white."

Do I believe your little Woke Anecdote?

No, not for a second.

If you were anyone else I wouldn't have responded or have just poasted tl;dr.

Of course it happened. There's no need to believe me though. It doesn't matter what you think.

No, it doesn't matter what I think, even though I think it never happened and is just a nice little piece of Woke fiction.

So ... do you want some links to a few submission portals that might actually pay you for your fictional Woke screed? The writing's not bad.

No thanks. You can't imagine someone standing up to an asshole like you can you?

Get a job and a pet. Maybe you wont be so fucking miserable all the time

I have you. You follow me to all sorts of threads, even in subs you don't post in otherwise.

Well fuck I was here when Corset Kat was friendly.

Nominated

Slopey? THERE'S some "credibility" right there!

Then nominate somebody

For what? To be a "Reg?" I don't even know what the fuck a "Reg" is.

The highest honor you can get here.

Regs, moving forward, are royalty.

And you nominated Oak? LMAO

First, only you would take this troll seriously. Second, are you put off that you weren't?

No, Oak. I don't take this shit as seriously as you do.

How am I taking the subject seriously? Please illustrate.

You take posting very seriously. One can tell by the numbers of posts you have, and the numbers of forums you frequent, and the fact that you have started multiple forums. And all the times you have melted down and left forums. I couldn't give a rat's ass about this shit.

How many forums do I frequent?

You've melted down many times over the years with your long winded goodbye threads at several that I an recall myself. Go ahead and spit into the wind.

I did that maybe twice. And when I left CBT I never went back. You, on the other hand, have begged to be banned, have tried to delete all of your posts on more than one forum, have gone on rants against mods, have inundated them with PMs, and have left to start your own forums. You have posted more than any single poster I have ever seen on any of these forums, and you know you are always active on multiple forums. Get real, Oak. You live to post. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

You have melted down many times. Yes, you have gone back to CBT just to prove me wrong over something I never said. I can go find it and post a link. Would you like that?

And you constantly bitch about trolling and post at TROLL forums. What fucking kind of retardation is that?

 

[Lily]

That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.

I know a few places where you can get 3-5¢ a word for an anecdotal Woke post like that. You could probably get up to 8¢ a word if you're a BIPOC. Maybe 10¢ if you write a convincing pitch, Are you a BIPOC? BIPOCs are special and deserve a special allowance and a "handupme" because they are not "white."

Do I believe your little Woke Anecdote?

No, not for a second.

If you were anyone else I wouldn't have responded or have just poasted tl;dr.

Of course it happened. There's no need to believe me though. It doesn't matter what you think.

No, it doesn't matter what I think, even though I think it never happened and is just a nice little piece of Woke fiction.

So ... do you want some links to a few submission portals that might actually pay you for your fictional Woke screed? The writing's not bad.

No thanks. You can't imagine someone standing up to an asshole like you can you?

No. Not really.

That's too bad. I had nothing to lose. She was a total stranger. It felt good to put a Fox Fuck in their place.

Ooooo! Be sure to add that little tidbit to your final draft. I'm telling you, with the right pitch to the right outlet, you could get a grand or two for that one little scribble of a blog poast. Just be sure to play up your BIPOC credentials.

Raggie Peasant (credit to @Holliday1881 for it) is very upset at the idea a white person be put in their place because of their bigotry.

No. The ineffable Reggie_Essent doesn't believe for a New York second that your little fictional vignette actually happened in real life.

Ok. No skin off my nose. Dove is actually smarter than you in this regard, of course she twisted it up, but she knows it happened.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.

I know a few places where you can get 3-5¢ a word for an anecdotal Woke post like that. You could probably get up to 8¢ a word if you're a BIPOC. Maybe 10¢ if you write a convincing pitch, Are you a BIPOC? BIPOCs are special and deserve a special allowance and a "handupme" because they are not "white."

Do I believe your little Woke Anecdote?

No, not for a second.

If you were anyone else I wouldn't have responded or have just poasted tl;dr.

Of course it happened. There's no need to believe me though. It doesn't matter what you think.

No, it doesn't matter what I think, even though I think it never happened and is just a nice little piece of Woke fiction.

So ... do you want some links to a few submission portals that might actually pay you for your fictional Woke screed? The writing's not bad.

No thanks. You can't imagine someone standing up to an asshole like you can you?

Get a job and a pet. Maybe you wont be so fucking miserable all the time

I have you. You follow me to all sorts of threads, even in subs you don't post in otherwise.

Well fuck I was here when Corset Kat was friendly.

Nominated

Slopey? THERE'S some "credibility" right there!

Then nominate somebody

For what? To be a "Reg?" I don't even know what the fuck a "Reg" is.

The highest honor you can get here.

Regs, moving forward, are royalty.

And you nominated Oak? LMAO

First, only you would take this troll seriously. Second, are you put off that you weren't?

No, Oak. I don't take this shit as seriously as you do.

How am I taking the subject seriously? Please illustrate.

You take posting very seriously. One can tell by the numbers of posts you have, and the numbers of forums you frequent, and the fact that you have started multiple forums. And all the times you have melted down and left forums. I couldn't give a rat's ass about this shit.

How many forums do I frequent?

You've melted down many times over the years with your long winded goodbye threads at several that I an recall myself. Go ahead and spit into the wind.

I did that maybe twice. And when I left CBT I never went back. You, on the other hand, have begged to be banned, have tried to delete all of your posts on more than one forum, have gone on rants against mods, have inundated them with PMs, and have left to start your own forums. You have posted more than any single poster I have ever seen on any of these forums, and you know you are always active on multiple forums. Get real, Oak. You live to post. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

You have melted down many times. Yes, you have gone back to CBT just to prove me wrong over something I never said. I can go find it and post a link. Would you like that?

And you constantly bitch about trolling and post at TROLL forums. What fucking kind of retardation is that?

Can you guys hold off until I get the blow up pool and the green jello?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

No. The ineffable Reggie_Essent doesn't believe for a New York second that your little fictional vignette actually happened in real life.

I submit into evidence exhibit A in support of this postion

oak doesn't leave the house long enough on any given day for something like that to have happened

 

[LotusBud]

That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.

I know a few places where you can get 3-5¢ a word for an anecdotal Woke post like that. You could probably get up to 8¢ a word if you're a BIPOC. Maybe 10¢ if you write a convincing pitch, Are you a BIPOC? BIPOCs are special and deserve a special allowance and a "handupme" because they are not "white."

Do I believe your little Woke Anecdote?

No, not for a second.

If you were anyone else I wouldn't have responded or have just poasted tl;dr.

Of course it happened. There's no need to believe me though. It doesn't matter what you think.

No, it doesn't matter what I think, even though I think it never happened and is just a nice little piece of Woke fiction.

So ... do you want some links to a few submission portals that might actually pay you for your fictional Woke screed? The writing's not bad.

No thanks. You can't imagine someone standing up to an asshole like you can you?

Get a job and a pet. Maybe you wont be so fucking miserable all the time

I have you. You follow me to all sorts of threads, even in subs you don't post in otherwise.

Well fuck I was here when Corset Kat was friendly.

Nominated

Slopey? THERE'S some "credibility" right there!

Then nominate somebody

For what? To be a "Reg?" I don't even know what the fuck a "Reg" is.

The highest honor you can get here.

Regs, moving forward, are royalty.

And you nominated Oak? LMAO

First, only you would take this troll seriously. Second, are you put off that you weren't?

No, Oak. I don't take this shit as seriously as you do.

How am I taking the subject seriously? Please illustrate.

You take posting very seriously. One can tell by the numbers of posts you have, and the numbers of forums you frequent, and the fact that you have started multiple forums. And all the times you have melted down and left forums. I couldn't give a rat's ass about this shit.

How many forums do I frequent?

You've melted down many times over the years with your long winded goodbye threads at several that I an recall myself. Go ahead and spit into the wind.

I did that maybe twice. And when I left CBT I never went back. You, on the other hand, have begged to be banned, have tried to delete all of your posts on more than one forum, have gone on rants against mods, have inundated them with PMs, and have left to start your own forums. You have posted more than any single poster I have ever seen on any of these forums, and you know you are always active on multiple forums. Get real, Oak. You live to post. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

You have melted down many times. Yes, you have gone back to CBT just to prove me wrong over something I never said. I can go find it and post a link. Would you like that?

And you constantly bitch about trolling and post at TROLL forums. What fucking kind of retardation is that?

I never went back to CBT after I left, liar.

Add up your posts from all the forums you frequent and all your alts. The proof is in the pudding, friend.

 

[Lily]

That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.

I know a few places where you can get 3-5¢ a word for an anecdotal Woke post like that. You could probably get up to 8¢ a word if you're a BIPOC. Maybe 10¢ if you write a convincing pitch, Are you a BIPOC? BIPOCs are special and deserve a special allowance and a "handupme" because they are not "white."

Do I believe your little Woke Anecdote?

No, not for a second.

If you were anyone else I wouldn't have responded or have just poasted tl;dr.

Of course it happened. There's no need to believe me though. It doesn't matter what you think.

No, it doesn't matter what I think, even though I think it never happened and is just a nice little piece of Woke fiction.

So ... do you want some links to a few submission portals that might actually pay you for your fictional Woke screed? The writing's not bad.

No thanks. You can't imagine someone standing up to an asshole like you can you?

Get a job and a pet. Maybe you wont be so fucking miserable all the time

I have you. You follow me to all sorts of threads, even in subs you don't post in otherwise.

Well fuck I was here when Corset Kat was friendly.

Nominated

Slopey? THERE'S some "credibility" right there!

Then nominate somebody

For what? To be a "Reg?" I don't even know what the fuck a "Reg" is.

The highest honor you can get here.

Regs, moving forward, are royalty.

And you nominated Oak? LMAO

First, only you would take this troll seriously. Second, are you put off that you weren't?

No, Oak. I don't take this shit as seriously as you do.

How am I taking the subject seriously? Please illustrate.

You take posting very seriously. One can tell by the numbers of posts you have, and the numbers of forums you frequent, and the fact that you have started multiple forums. And all the times you have melted down and left forums. I couldn't give a rat's ass about this shit.

How many forums do I frequent?

You've melted down many times over the years with your long winded goodbye threads at several that I an recall myself. Go ahead and spit into the wind.

I did that maybe twice. And when I left CBT I never went back. You, on the other hand, have begged to be banned, have tried to delete all of your posts on more than one forum, have gone on rants against mods, have inundated them with PMs, and have left to start your own forums. You have posted more than any single poster I have ever seen on any of these forums, and you know you are always active on multiple forums. Get real, Oak. You live to post. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

You have melted down many times. Yes, you have gone back to CBT just to prove me wrong over something I never said. I can go find it and post a link. Would you like that?

And you constantly bitch about trolling and post at TROLL forums. What fucking kind of retardation is that?

Can you guys hold off until I get the blow up pool and the green jello?

Don't bother. It's boring AF.

 

[LotusBud]

It's very late here. Goodnight.

 

[Lily]

No. The ineffable Reggie_Essent doesn't believe for a New York second that your little fictional vignette actually happened in real life.

I submit into evidence exhibit A in support of this postion

oak doesn't leave the house long enough on any given day for something like that to have happened

Sindy was right when she said you posted ALL weekend. You certainly weren't out there "living".

 

[Biggie Smiles]

That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.

I know a few places where you can get 3-5¢ a word for an anecdotal Woke post like that. You could probably get up to 8¢ a word if you're a BIPOC. Maybe 10¢ if you write a convincing pitch, Are you a BIPOC? BIPOCs are special and deserve a special allowance and a "handupme" because they are not "white."

Do I believe your little Woke Anecdote?

No, not for a second.

If you were anyone else I wouldn't have responded or have just poasted tl;dr.

Of course it happened. There's no need to believe me though. It doesn't matter what you think.

No, it doesn't matter what I think, even though I think it never happened and is just a nice little piece of Woke fiction.

So ... do you want some links to a few submission portals that might actually pay you for your fictional Woke screed? The writing's not bad.

No thanks. You can't imagine someone standing up to an asshole like you can you?

Get a job and a pet. Maybe you wont be so fucking miserable all the time

I have you. You follow me to all sorts of threads, even in subs you don't post in otherwise.

Well fuck I was here when Corset Kat was friendly.

Nominated

Slopey? THERE'S some "credibility" right there!

Then nominate somebody

For what? To be a "Reg?" I don't even know what the fuck a "Reg" is.

The highest honor you can get here.

Regs, moving forward, are royalty.

And you nominated Oak? LMAO

First, only you would take this troll seriously. Second, are you put off that you weren't?

No, Oak. I don't take this shit as seriously as you do.

How am I taking the subject seriously? Please illustrate.

You take posting very seriously. One can tell by the numbers of posts you have, and the numbers of forums you frequent, and the fact that you have started multiple forums. And all the times you have melted down and left forums. I couldn't give a rat's ass about this shit.

You forgot to include the number of irate personal messages sent to poor unsuspecting admins who, by PM number 237 only wish for her to leave them alone and fall face first off her computer chair unto the business end of a hammer claw

Funny about how you leave out your MANY pms complaining about Lotus to me.

You're both pwned.

You're husband is pwned

 

[Biggie Smiles]

No. The ineffable Reggie_Essent doesn't believe for a New York second that your little fictional vignette actually happened in real life.

I submit into evidence exhibit A in support of this postion

oak doesn't leave the house long enough on any given day for something like that to have happened

Sindy was right when she said you posted ALL weekend. You certainly weren't out there "living".

Sidney is a dude wearing a haystack wig

so there's that

 

[Lily]

That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.

I know a few places where you can get 3-5¢ a word for an anecdotal Woke post like that. You could probably get up to 8¢ a word if you're a BIPOC. Maybe 10¢ if you write a convincing pitch, Are you a BIPOC? BIPOCs are special and deserve a special allowance and a "handupme" because they are not "white."

Do I believe your little Woke Anecdote?

No, not for a second.

If you were anyone else I wouldn't have responded or have just poasted tl;dr.

Of course it happened. There's no need to believe me though. It doesn't matter what you think.

No, it doesn't matter what I think, even though I think it never happened and is just a nice little piece of Woke fiction.

So ... do you want some links to a few submission portals that might actually pay you for your fictional Woke screed? The writing's not bad.

No thanks. You can't imagine someone standing up to an asshole like you can you?

Get a job and a pet. Maybe you wont be so fucking miserable all the time

I have you. You follow me to all sorts of threads, even in subs you don't post in otherwise.

Well fuck I was here when Corset Kat was friendly.

Nominated

Slopey? THERE'S some "credibility" right there!

Then nominate somebody

For what? To be a "Reg?" I don't even know what the fuck a "Reg" is.

The highest honor you can get here.

Regs, moving forward, are royalty.

And you nominated Oak? LMAO

First, only you would take this troll seriously. Second, are you put off that you weren't?

No, Oak. I don't take this shit as seriously as you do.

How am I taking the subject seriously? Please illustrate.

You take posting very seriously. One can tell by the numbers of posts you have, and the numbers of forums you frequent, and the fact that you have started multiple forums. And all the times you have melted down and left forums. I couldn't give a rat's ass about this shit.

How many forums do I frequent?

You've melted down many times over the years with your long winded goodbye threads at several that I an recall myself. Go ahead and spit into the wind.

I did that maybe twice. And when I left CBT I never went back. You, on the other hand, have begged to be banned, have tried to delete all of your posts on more than one forum, have gone on rants against mods, have inundated them with PMs, and have left to start your own forums. You have posted more than any single poster I have ever seen on any of these forums, and you know you are always active on multiple forums. Get real, Oak. You live to post. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

You have melted down many times. Yes, you have gone back to CBT just to prove me wrong over something I never said. I can go find it and post a link. Would you like that?

And you constantly bitch about trolling and post at TROLL forums. What fucking kind of retardation is that?

I never went back to CBT after I left, liar.

Add up your posts from all the forums you frequent and all your alts. The proof is in the pudding, friend.

I will post it, Lotus. You asked for it.

Tell them all about the meltdown you had in The Lounge because they wanted me to come back. LMAO at U.

You left in 2018 when I was allowed to return and then you went back when in 2019. Proof is black and white.

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[Biggie Smiles]

That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.

I know a few places where you can get 3-5¢ a word for an anecdotal Woke post like that. You could probably get up to 8¢ a word if you're a BIPOC. Maybe 10¢ if you write a convincing pitch, Are you a BIPOC? BIPOCs are special and deserve a special allowance and a "handupme" because they are not "white."

Do I believe your little Woke Anecdote?

No, not for a second.

If you were anyone else I wouldn't have responded or have just poasted tl;dr.

Of course it happened. There's no need to believe me though. It doesn't matter what you think.

No, it doesn't matter what I think, even though I think it never happened and is just a nice little piece of Woke fiction.

So ... do you want some links to a few submission portals that might actually pay you for your fictional Woke screed? The writing's not bad.

No thanks. You can't imagine someone standing up to an asshole like you can you?

Get a job and a pet. Maybe you wont be so fucking miserable all the time

I have you. You follow me to all sorts of threads, even in subs you don't post in otherwise.

Well fuck I was here when Corset Kat was friendly.

Nominated

Slopey? THERE'S some "credibility" right there!

Then nominate somebody

For what? To be a "Reg?" I don't even know what the fuck a "Reg" is.

The highest honor you can get here.

Regs, moving forward, are royalty.

And you nominated Oak? LMAO

First, only you would take this troll seriously. Second, are you put off that you weren't?

No, Oak. I don't take this shit as seriously as you do.

How am I taking the subject seriously? Please illustrate.

You take posting very seriously. One can tell by the numbers of posts you have, and the numbers of forums you frequent, and the fact that you have started multiple forums. And all the times you have melted down and left forums. I couldn't give a rat's ass about this shit.

How many forums do I frequent?

You've melted down many times over the years with your long winded goodbye threads at several that I an recall myself. Go ahead and spit into the wind.

I did that maybe twice. And when I left CBT I never went back. You, on the other hand, have begged to be banned, have tried to delete all of your posts on more than one forum, have gone on rants against mods, have inundated them with PMs, and have left to start your own forums. You have posted more than any single poster I have ever seen on any of these forums, and you know you are always active on multiple forums. Get real, Oak. You live to post. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

You have melted down many times. Yes, you have gone back to CBT just to prove me wrong over something I never said. I can go find it and post a link. Would you like that?

And you constantly bitch about trolling and post at TROLL forums. What fucking kind of retardation is that?

I never went back to CBT after I left, liar.

Add up your posts from all the forums you frequent and all your alts. The proof is in the pudding, friend.

I will post it, Lotus. You asked for it.

Tell them all about the meltdown you had in The Lounge because they wanted me to come back. LMAO at U.

"THe lounge" is that the super secret KY cave where all the hairy cross-dressers go to whine about how badly I tore their stockings?

safe spaces lol

 

[Lily]

That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.

I know a few places where you can get 3-5¢ a word for an anecdotal Woke post like that. You could probably get up to 8¢ a word if you're a BIPOC. Maybe 10¢ if you write a convincing pitch, Are you a BIPOC? BIPOCs are special and deserve a special allowance and a "handupme" because they are not "white."

Do I believe your little Woke Anecdote?

No, not for a second.

If you were anyone else I wouldn't have responded or have just poasted tl;dr.

Of course it happened. There's no need to believe me though. It doesn't matter what you think.

No, it doesn't matter what I think, even though I think it never happened and is just a nice little piece of Woke fiction.

So ... do you want some links to a few submission portals that might actually pay you for your fictional Woke screed? The writing's not bad.

No thanks. You can't imagine someone standing up to an asshole like you can you?

Get a job and a pet. Maybe you wont be so fucking miserable all the time

I have you. You follow me to all sorts of threads, even in subs you don't post in otherwise.

Well fuck I was here when Corset Kat was friendly.

Nominated

Slopey? THERE'S some "credibility" right there!

Then nominate somebody

For what? To be a "Reg?" I don't even know what the fuck a "Reg" is.

The highest honor you can get here.

Regs, moving forward, are royalty.

And you nominated Oak? LMAO

First, only you would take this troll seriously. Second, are you put off that you weren't?

No, Oak. I don't take this shit as seriously as you do.

How am I taking the subject seriously? Please illustrate.

You take posting very seriously. One can tell by the numbers of posts you have, and the numbers of forums you frequent, and the fact that you have started multiple forums. And all the times you have melted down and left forums. I couldn't give a rat's ass about this shit.

How many forums do I frequent?

You've melted down many times over the years with your long winded goodbye threads at several that I an recall myself. Go ahead and spit into the wind.

I did that maybe twice. And when I left CBT I never went back. You, on the other hand, have begged to be banned, have tried to delete all of your posts on more than one forum, have gone on rants against mods, have inundated them with PMs, and have left to start your own forums. You have posted more than any single poster I have ever seen on any of these forums, and you know you are always active on multiple forums. Get real, Oak. You live to post. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

You have melted down many times. Yes, you have gone back to CBT just to prove me wrong over something I never said. I can go find it and post a link. Would you like that?

And you constantly bitch about trolling and post at TROLL forums. What fucking kind of retardation is that?

I never went back to CBT after I left, liar.

Add up your posts from all the forums you frequent and all your alts. The proof is in the pudding, friend.

I will post it, Lotus. You asked for it.

Tell them all about the meltdown you had in The Lounge because they wanted me to come back. LMAO at U.

"THe lounge" is that the super secret KY cave where all the hairy cross-dressers go to whine about how badly I tore their stockings?

safe spaces lol

It's like the private board here and at many forums.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

12 pages later and I'd just like to point out that the only person who got all excited about Martini's Mutant cabal for autistic vomit smears is Oak

pwned

You're a reg Oak. As in a REGularly stupid fucking moron

 

[Lily]

12 pages later and I'd just like to point out that the only person who got all excited about Martini's Mutant cabal for autistic vomit smears is Oak

pwned

You're a reg Oak. As in a REGularly stupid fucking moron

I got excited about what exactly?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

12 pages later and I'd just like to point out that the only person who got all excited about Martini's Mutant cabal for autistic vomit smears is Oak

pwned

You're a reg Oak. As in a REGularly stupid fucking moron

I got excited about what exactly?

THe mcdonalds value menu?

 

[Lily]

No. The ineffable Reggie_Essent doesn't believe for a New York second that your little fictional vignette actually happened in real life.

I submit into evidence exhibit A in support of this postion

oak doesn't leave the house long enough on any given day for something like that to have happened

Sindy was right when she said you posted ALL weekend. You certainly weren't out there "living".

Sidney is a dude wearing a haystack wig

so there's that

You were still here all weekend.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.

I know a few places where you can get 3-5¢ a word for an anecdotal Woke post like that. You could probably get up to 8¢ a word if you're a BIPOC. Maybe 10¢ if you write a convincing pitch, Are you a BIPOC? BIPOCs are special and deserve a special allowance and a "handupme" because they are not "white."

Do I believe your little Woke Anecdote?

No, not for a second.

If you were anyone else I wouldn't have responded or have just poasted tl;dr.

Of course it happened. There's no need to believe me though. It doesn't matter what you think.

No, it doesn't matter what I think, even though I think it never happened and is just a nice little piece of Woke fiction.

So ... do you want some links to a few submission portals that might actually pay you for your fictional Woke screed? The writing's not bad.

No thanks. You can't imagine someone standing up to an asshole like you can you?

Get a job and a pet. Maybe you wont be so fucking miserable all the time

I have you. You follow me to all sorts of threads, even in subs you don't post in otherwise.

Well fuck I was here when Corset Kat was friendly.

Nominated

Slopey? THERE'S some "credibility" right there!

Then nominate somebody

For what? To be a "Reg?" I don't even know what the fuck a "Reg" is.

The highest honor you can get here.

Regs, moving forward, are royalty.

And you nominated Oak? LMAO

First, only you would take this troll seriously. Second, are you put off that you weren't?

No, Oak. I don't take this shit as seriously as you do.

How am I taking the subject seriously? Please illustrate.

You take posting very seriously. One can tell by the numbers of posts you have, and the numbers of forums you frequent, and the fact that you have started multiple forums. And all the times you have melted down and left forums. I couldn't give a rat's ass about this shit.

How many forums do I frequent?

You've melted down many times over the years with your long winded goodbye threads at several that I an recall myself. Go ahead and spit into the wind.

I did that maybe twice. And when I left CBT I never went back. You, on the other hand, have begged to be banned, have tried to delete all of your posts on more than one forum, have gone on rants against mods, have inundated them with PMs, and have left to start your own forums. You have posted more than any single poster I have ever seen on any of these forums, and you know you are always active on multiple forums. Get real, Oak. You live to post. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

You have melted down many times. Yes, you have gone back to CBT just to prove me wrong over something I never said. I can go find it and post a link. Would you like that?

And you constantly bitch about trolling and post at TROLL forums. What fucking kind of retardation is that?

I never went back to CBT after I left, liar.

Add up your posts from all the forums you frequent and all your alts. The proof is in the pudding, friend.

I will post it, Lotus. You asked for it.

Tell them all about the meltdown you had in The Lounge because they wanted me to come back. LMAO at U.

"THe lounge" is that the super secret KY cave where all the hairy cross-dressers go to whine about how badly I tore their stockings?

safe spaces lol

It's like the private board here and at many forums.

Is that where the link to Godfrey666's gofundme for the sex change operation is located?

 

[Lily]

12 pages later and I'd just like to point out that the only person who got all excited about Martini's Mutant cabal for autistic vomit smears is Oak

pwned

You're a reg Oak. As in a REGularly stupid fucking moron

I got excited about what exactly?

THe mcdonalds value menu?

That's what I thought, no answer.

No one is excited by Martini's troll. I mildly amused by how everyone sees it coming and he gets y'all to get worked up anyway.

It's funny.

 

[Lily]

That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.

I know a few places where you can get 3-5¢ a word for an anecdotal Woke post like that. You could probably get up to 8¢ a word if you're a BIPOC. Maybe 10¢ if you write a convincing pitch, Are you a BIPOC? BIPOCs are special and deserve a special allowance and a "handupme" because they are not "white."

Do I believe your little Woke Anecdote?

No, not for a second.

If you were anyone else I wouldn't have responded or have just poasted tl;dr.

Of course it happened. There's no need to believe me though. It doesn't matter what you think.

No, it doesn't matter what I think, even though I think it never happened and is just a nice little piece of Woke fiction.

So ... do you want some links to a few submission portals that might actually pay you for your fictional Woke screed? The writing's not bad.

No thanks. You can't imagine someone standing up to an asshole like you can you?

Get a job and a pet. Maybe you wont be so fucking miserable all the time

I have you. You follow me to all sorts of threads, even in subs you don't post in otherwise.

Well fuck I was here when Corset Kat was friendly.

Nominated

Slopey? THERE'S some "credibility" right there!

Then nominate somebody

For what? To be a "Reg?" I don't even know what the fuck a "Reg" is.

The highest honor you can get here.

Regs, moving forward, are royalty.

And you nominated Oak? LMAO

First, only you would take this troll seriously. Second, are you put off that you weren't?

No, Oak. I don't take this shit as seriously as you do.

How am I taking the subject seriously? Please illustrate.

You take posting very seriously. One can tell by the numbers of posts you have, and the numbers of forums you frequent, and the fact that you have started multiple forums. And all the times you have melted down and left forums. I couldn't give a rat's ass about this shit.

How many forums do I frequent?

You've melted down many times over the years with your long winded goodbye threads at several that I an recall myself. Go ahead and spit into the wind.

I did that maybe twice. And when I left CBT I never went back. You, on the other hand, have begged to be banned, have tried to delete all of your posts on more than one forum, have gone on rants against mods, have inundated them with PMs, and have left to start your own forums. You have posted more than any single poster I have ever seen on any of these forums, and you know you are always active on multiple forums. Get real, Oak. You live to post. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

You have melted down many times. Yes, you have gone back to CBT just to prove me wrong over something I never said. I can go find it and post a link. Would you like that?

And you constantly bitch about trolling and post at TROLL forums. What fucking kind of retardation is that?

I never went back to CBT after I left, liar.

Add up your posts from all the forums you frequent and all your alts. The proof is in the pudding, friend.

I will post it, Lotus. You asked for it.

Tell them all about the meltdown you had in The Lounge because they wanted me to come back. LMAO at U.

"THe lounge" is that the super secret KY cave where all the hairy cross-dressers go to whine about how badly I tore their stockings?

safe spaces lol

It's like the private board here and at many forums.

Is that where the link to Godfrey666's gofundme for the sex change operation is located?

Why do you ask? You want a model for your own go fund me campaign?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.

I know a few places where you can get 3-5¢ a word for an anecdotal Woke post like that. You could probably get up to 8¢ a word if you're a BIPOC. Maybe 10¢ if you write a convincing pitch, Are you a BIPOC? BIPOCs are special and deserve a special allowance and a "handupme" because they are not "white."

Do I believe your little Woke Anecdote?

No, not for a second.

If you were anyone else I wouldn't have responded or have just poasted tl;dr.

Of course it happened. There's no need to believe me though. It doesn't matter what you think.

No, it doesn't matter what I think, even though I think it never happened and is just a nice little piece of Woke fiction.

So ... do you want some links to a few submission portals that might actually pay you for your fictional Woke screed? The writing's not bad.

No thanks. You can't imagine someone standing up to an asshole like you can you?

No. Not really.

That's too bad. I had nothing to lose. She was a total stranger. It felt good to put a Fox Fuck in their place.

Ooooo! Be sure to add that little tidbit to your final draft. I'm telling you, with the right pitch to the right outlet, you could get a grand or two for that one little scribble of a blog poast. Just be sure to play up your BIPOC credentials.

Raggie Peasant (credit to @Holliday1881 for it) is very upset at the idea a white person be put in their place because of their bigotry.

No. The ineffable Reggie_Essent doesn't believe for a New York second that your little fictional vignette actually happened in real life.

Ok. No skin off my nose. Dove is actually smarter than you in this regard, of course she twisted it up, but she knows it happened.

Cool. Can I steal it then? There's a bit market for Woke anecdote just now. I can hawk it under a nom de plume and make a few ducats.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

12 pages later and I'd just like to point out that the only person who got all excited about Martini's Mutant cabal for autistic vomit smears is Oak

pwned

You're a reg Oak. As in a REGularly stupid fucking moron

I got excited about what exactly?

THe mcdonalds value menu?

That's what I thought, no answer.

No one is excited by Martini's troll. I mildly amused by how everyone sees it coming and he gets y'all to get worked up anyway.

It's funny.

You mad cause it didn't pan out?

There's always Cindy's Backed-up Toilet to go running back to

 

[Lily]

That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.

I know a few places where you can get 3-5¢ a word for an anecdotal Woke post like that. You could probably get up to 8¢ a word if you're a BIPOC. Maybe 10¢ if you write a convincing pitch, Are you a BIPOC? BIPOCs are special and deserve a special allowance and a "handupme" because they are not "white."

Do I believe your little Woke Anecdote?

No, not for a second.

If you were anyone else I wouldn't have responded or have just poasted tl;dr.

Of course it happened. There's no need to believe me though. It doesn't matter what you think.

No, it doesn't matter what I think, even though I think it never happened and is just a nice little piece of Woke fiction.

So ... do you want some links to a few submission portals that might actually pay you for your fictional Woke screed? The writing's not bad.

No thanks. You can't imagine someone standing up to an asshole like you can you?

No. Not really.

That's too bad. I had nothing to lose. She was a total stranger. It felt good to put a Fox Fuck in their place.

Ooooo! Be sure to add that little tidbit to your final draft. I'm telling you, with the right pitch to the right outlet, you could get a grand or two for that one little scribble of a blog poast. Just be sure to play up your BIPOC credentials.

Raggie Peasant (credit to @Holliday1881 for it) is very upset at the idea a white person be put in their place because of their bigotry.

No. The ineffable Reggie_Essent doesn't believe for a New York second that your little fictional vignette actually happened in real life.

Ok. No skin off my nose. Dove is actually smarter than you in this regard, of course she twisted it up, but she knows it happened.

Cool. Can I steal it then? There's a bit market for Woke anecdote just now. I can hawk it under a nom de plume and make a few ducats.

How can I stop you?

 

[Lily]

12 pages later and I'd just like to point out that the only person who got all excited about Martini's Mutant cabal for autistic vomit smears is Oak

pwned

You're a reg Oak. As in a REGularly stupid fucking moron

I got excited about what exactly?

THe mcdonalds value menu?

That's what I thought, no answer.

No one is excited by Martini's troll. I mildly amused by how everyone sees it coming and he gets y'all to get worked up anyway.

It's funny.

You mad cause it didn't pan out?

There's always Cindy's Backed-up Toilet to go running back to

What didn't pan out?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

12 pages later and I'd just like to point out that the only person who got all excited about Martini's Mutant cabal for autistic vomit smears is Oak

pwned

You're a reg Oak. As in a REGularly stupid fucking moron

I got excited about what exactly?

THe mcdonalds value menu?

That's what I thought, no answer.

No one is excited by Martini's troll. I mildly amused by how everyone sees it coming and he gets y'all to get worked up anyway.

It's funny.

You mad cause it didn't pan out?

There's always Cindy's Backed-up Toilet to go running back to

What didn't pan out?

Your make believe story about the lady at the hair salon

duh..

 

[Lily]

12 pages later and I'd just like to point out that the only person who got all excited about Martini's Mutant cabal for autistic vomit smears is Oak

pwned

You're a reg Oak. As in a REGularly stupid fucking moron

I got excited about what exactly?

THe mcdonalds value menu?

That's what I thought, no answer.

No one is excited by Martini's troll. I mildly amused by how everyone sees it coming and he gets y'all to get worked up anyway.

It's funny.

You mad cause it didn't pan out?

There's always Cindy's Backed-up Toilet to go running back to

What didn't pan out?

Your make believe story about the lady at the hair salon

duh..

Uhm, if you look at the quotes, fucktard, you and I were exchanging posts about the topic of this thread. Keep up.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.

I know a few places where you can get 3-5¢ a word for an anecdotal Woke post like that. You could probably get up to 8¢ a word if you're a BIPOC. Maybe 10¢ if you write a convincing pitch, Are you a BIPOC? BIPOCs are special and deserve a special allowance and a "handupme" because they are not "white."

Do I believe your little Woke Anecdote?

No, not for a second.

If you were anyone else I wouldn't have responded or have just poasted tl;dr.

Of course it happened. There's no need to believe me though. It doesn't matter what you think.

No, it doesn't matter what I think, even though I think it never happened and is just a nice little piece of Woke fiction.

So ... do you want some links to a few submission portals that might actually pay you for your fictional Woke screed? The writing's not bad.

No thanks. You can't imagine someone standing up to an asshole like you can you?

No. Not really.

That's too bad. I had nothing to lose. She was a total stranger. It felt good to put a Fox Fuck in their place.

Ooooo! Be sure to add that little tidbit to your final draft. I'm telling you, with the right pitch to the right outlet, you could get a grand or two for that one little scribble of a blog poast. Just be sure to play up your BIPOC credentials.

Raggie Peasant (credit to @Holliday1881 for it) is very upset at the idea a white person be put in their place because of their bigotry.

No. The ineffable Reggie_Essent doesn't believe for a New York second that your little fictional vignette actually happened in real life.

Ok. No skin off my nose. Dove is actually smarter than you in this regard, of course she twisted it up, but she knows it happened.

Cool. Can I steal it then? There's a bit market for Woke anecdote just now. I can hawk it under a nom de plume and make a few ducats.

How can I stop you?

Well, you can't, but I am an honorable person and I wouldn't want to plagiarize your well-written little Woke Vignette without your express permission. It's worth a few bucks.

 

[Lily]

That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.

I know a few places where you can get 3-5¢ a word for an anecdotal Woke post like that. You could probably get up to 8¢ a word if you're a BIPOC. Maybe 10¢ if you write a convincing pitch, Are you a BIPOC? BIPOCs are special and deserve a special allowance and a "handupme" because they are not "white."

Do I believe your little Woke Anecdote?

No, not for a second.

If you were anyone else I wouldn't have responded or have just poasted tl;dr.

Of course it happened. There's no need to believe me though. It doesn't matter what you think.

No, it doesn't matter what I think, even though I think it never happened and is just a nice little piece of Woke fiction.

So ... do you want some links to a few submission portals that might actually pay you for your fictional Woke screed? The writing's not bad.

No thanks. You can't imagine someone standing up to an asshole like you can you?

No. Not really.

That's too bad. I had nothing to lose. She was a total stranger. It felt good to put a Fox Fuck in their place.

Ooooo! Be sure to add that little tidbit to your final draft. I'm telling you, with the right pitch to the right outlet, you could get a grand or two for that one little scribble of a blog poast. Just be sure to play up your BIPOC credentials.

Raggie Peasant (credit to @Holliday1881 for it) is very upset at the idea a white person be put in their place because of their bigotry.

No. The ineffable Reggie_Essent doesn't believe for a New York second that your little fictional vignette actually happened in real life.

Ok. No skin off my nose. Dove is actually smarter than you in this regard, of course she twisted it up, but she knows it happened.

Cool. Can I steal it then? There's a bit market for Woke anecdote just now. I can hawk it under a nom de plume and make a few ducats.

How can I stop you?

Well, you can't, but I am an honorable person and I wouldn't want to plagiarize your well-written little Woke Vignette without your express permission. It's worth a few bucks.

No, you're not honorable. What you are is owned. You're seething that I would dare say something to a white person about their bigotry.