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12 pages later and I'd just like to point out that the only person who got all excited about Martini's Mutant cabal for autistic vomit smears is Oak

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You're a reg Oak. As in a REGularly stupid fucking moron :LOL3:

I got excited about what exactly?
THe mcdonalds value menu?


That's what I thought, no answer.

No one is excited by Martini's troll. I mildly amused by how everyone sees it coming and he gets y'all to get worked up anyway.

It's funny.
You mad cause it didn't pan out?

There's always Cindy's Backed-up Toilet to go running back to

What didn't pan out?
Your make believe story about the lady at the hair salon

duh..

Uhm, if you look at the quotes, fucktard, you and I were exchanging posts about the topic of this thread. Keep up.

Big mad. Lol
 

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12 pages later and I'd just like to point out that the only person who got all excited about Martini's Mutant cabal for autistic vomit smears is Oak

pwned

You're a reg Oak. As in a REGularly stupid fucking moron :LOL3:

I got excited about what exactly?
THe mcdonalds value menu?


That's what I thought, no answer.

No one is excited by Martini's troll. I mildly amused by how everyone sees it coming and he gets y'all to get worked up anyway.

It's funny.
You mad cause it didn't pan out?

There's always Cindy's Backed-up Toilet to go running back to

What didn't pan out?
Your make believe story about the lady at the hair salon

duh..

Uhm, if you look at the quotes, fucktard, you and I were exchanging posts about the topic of this thread. Keep up.

Big mad. Lol

No, annoyed by stupid people. You're talking about subject A, and then confused when I'm puzzled by your question about subject B.
 

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That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.


I know a few places where you can get 3-5¢ a word for an anecdotal Woke post like that. You could probably get up to 8¢ a word if you're a BIPOC. Maybe 10¢ if you write a convincing pitch, Are you a BIPOC? BIPOCs are special and deserve a special allowance and a "handupme" because they are not "white."

Do I believe your little Woke Anecdote?

No, not for a second.

If you were anyone else I wouldn't have responded or have just poasted tl;dr.

Of course it happened. There's no need to believe me though. It doesn't matter what you think.


No, it doesn't matter what I think, even though I think it never happened and is just a nice little piece of Woke fiction.

So ... do you want some links to a few submission portals that might actually pay you for your fictional Woke screed? The writing's not bad.

No thanks. You can't imagine someone standing up to an asshole like you can you?


No. Not really.

That's too bad. I had nothing to lose. She was a total stranger. It felt good to put a Fox Fuck in their place.


Ooooo! Be sure to add that little tidbit to your final draft. I'm telling you, with the right pitch to the right outlet, you could get a grand or two for that one little scribble of a blog poast. Just be sure to play up your BIPOC credentials.

Raggie Peasant (credit to @Holliday1881 for it) is very upset at the idea a white person be put in their place because of their bigotry.


No. The ineffable Reggie_Essent doesn't believe for a New York second that your little fictional vignette actually happened in real life.


Ok. No skin off my nose. Dove is actually smarter than you in this regard, of course she twisted it up, but she knows it happened.


Cool. Can I steal it then? There's a bit market for Woke anecdote just now. I can hawk it under a nom de plume and make a few ducats.

How can I stop you?


Well, you can't, but I am an honorable person and I wouldn't want to plagiarize your well-written little Woke Vignette without your express permission. It's worth a few bucks.

No, you're not honorable. What you are is owned. You're seething that I would dare say something to a white person about their bigotry.

We'll leave the underlying psychological reasons that compelled you to write a fictional story about harassing some elderly white woman in a beauty salon to your therapist. I just know talent when I see it, and your vignette is well-written and nicely paced. There's editors out there at many "prog" platforms that salivate for this kind of content and compensation can be leveraged as long as your BICPOC creds are good.
 

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That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.


I know a few places where you can get 3-5¢ a word for an anecdotal Woke post like that. You could probably get up to 8¢ a word if you're a BIPOC. Maybe 10¢ if you write a convincing pitch, Are you a BIPOC? BIPOCs are special and deserve a special allowance and a "handupme" because they are not "white."

Do I believe your little Woke Anecdote?

No, not for a second.

If you were anyone else I wouldn't have responded or have just poasted tl;dr.

Of course it happened. There's no need to believe me though. It doesn't matter what you think.


No, it doesn't matter what I think, even though I think it never happened and is just a nice little piece of Woke fiction.

So ... do you want some links to a few submission portals that might actually pay you for your fictional Woke screed? The writing's not bad.

No thanks. You can't imagine someone standing up to an asshole like you can you?


No. Not really.

That's too bad. I had nothing to lose. She was a total stranger. It felt good to put a Fox Fuck in their place.


Ooooo! Be sure to add that little tidbit to your final draft. I'm telling you, with the right pitch to the right outlet, you could get a grand or two for that one little scribble of a blog poast. Just be sure to play up your BIPOC credentials.

Raggie Peasant (credit to @Holliday1881 for it) is very upset at the idea a white person be put in their place because of their bigotry.


No. The ineffable Reggie_Essent doesn't believe for a New York second that your little fictional vignette actually happened in real life.


Ok. No skin off my nose. Dove is actually smarter than you in this regard, of course she twisted it up, but she knows it happened.


Cool. Can I steal it then? There's a bit market for Woke anecdote just now. I can hawk it under a nom de plume and make a few ducats.

How can I stop you?


Well, you can't, but I am an honorable person and I wouldn't want to plagiarize your well-written little Woke Vignette without your express permission. It's worth a few bucks.

No, you're not honorable. What you are is owned. You're seething that I would dare say something to a white person about their bigotry.

We'll leave the underlying psychological reasons that compelled you to write a fictional story about harassing some elderly white woman in a beauty salon to your therapist. I just know talent when I see it, and your vignette well-written and nicely paced. There's editors out there at many "prog" platforms that salivate for this kind of content and compensation can be leveraged as long as your BICPOC creds are good.


So someone says something to me and I "harass" her? What was the appropriate response


"Yes, massuh"?
 

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12 pages later and I'd just like to point out that the only person who got all excited about Martini's Mutant cabal for autistic vomit smears is Oak

pwned

You're a reg Oak. As in a REGularly stupid fucking moron :LOL3:

I got excited about what exactly?
THe mcdonalds value menu?


That's what I thought, no answer.

No one is excited by Martini's troll. I mildly amused by how everyone sees it coming and he gets y'all to get worked up anyway.

It's funny.
You mad cause it didn't pan out?

There's always Cindy's Backed-up Toilet to go running back to

What didn't pan out?
Your make believe story about the lady at the hair salon

duh..

Uhm, if you look at the quotes, fucktard, you and I were exchanging posts about the topic of this thread. Keep up.

Big mad. Lol

No, annoyed by stupid people. You're talking about subject A, and then confused when I'm puzzled by your question about subject B.

Yeah. You’re mad. Lol
 

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12 pages later and I'd just like to point out that the only person who got all excited about Martini's Mutant cabal for autistic vomit smears is Oak

pwned

You're a reg Oak. As in a REGularly stupid fucking moron :LOL3:

I got excited about what exactly?
THe mcdonalds value menu?


That's what I thought, no answer.

No one is excited by Martini's troll. I mildly amused by how everyone sees it coming and he gets y'all to get worked up anyway.

It's funny.
You mad cause it didn't pan out?

There's always Cindy's Backed-up Toilet to go running back to

What didn't pan out?
Your make believe story about the lady at the hair salon

duh..

Uhm, if you look at the quotes, fucktard, you and I were exchanging posts about the topic of this thread. Keep up.

Big mad. Lol

No, annoyed by stupid people. You're talking about subject A, and then confused when I'm puzzled by your question about subject B.

Yeah. You’re mad. Lol

If you say so. *chuckles*
 

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That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.


I know a few places where you can get 3-5¢ a word for an anecdotal Woke post like that. You could probably get up to 8¢ a word if you're a BIPOC. Maybe 10¢ if you write a convincing pitch, Are you a BIPOC? BIPOCs are special and deserve a special allowance and a "handupme" because they are not "white."

Do I believe your little Woke Anecdote?

No, not for a second.

If you were anyone else I wouldn't have responded or have just poasted tl;dr.

Of course it happened. There's no need to believe me though. It doesn't matter what you think.


No, it doesn't matter what I think, even though I think it never happened and is just a nice little piece of Woke fiction.

So ... do you want some links to a few submission portals that might actually pay you for your fictional Woke screed? The writing's not bad.

No thanks. You can't imagine someone standing up to an asshole like you can you?


No. Not really.

That's too bad. I had nothing to lose. She was a total stranger. It felt good to put a Fox Fuck in their place.


Ooooo! Be sure to add that little tidbit to your final draft. I'm telling you, with the right pitch to the right outlet, you could get a grand or two for that one little scribble of a blog poast. Just be sure to play up your BIPOC credentials.

Raggie Peasant (credit to @Holliday1881 for it) is very upset at the idea a white person be put in their place because of their bigotry.


No. The ineffable Reggie_Essent doesn't believe for a New York second that your little fictional vignette actually happened in real life.


Ok. No skin off my nose. Dove is actually smarter than you in this regard, of course she twisted it up, but she knows it happened.


Cool. Can I steal it then? There's a bit market for Woke anecdote just now. I can hawk it under a nom de plume and make a few ducats.

How can I stop you?


Well, you can't, but I am an honorable person and I wouldn't want to plagiarize your well-written little Woke Vignette without your express permission. It's worth a few bucks.

No, you're not honorable. What you are is owned. You're seething that I would dare say something to a white person about their bigotry.

We'll leave the underlying psychological reasons that compelled you to write a fictional story about harassing some elderly white woman in a beauty salon to your therapist. I just know talent when I see it, and your vignette well-written and nicely paced. There's editors out there at many "prog" platforms that salivate for this kind of content and compensation can be leveraged as long as your BICPOC creds are good.


So someone says something to me and I "harass" her? What was the appropriate response


"Yes, massuh"?


In real life? You would probably have said something like "Um, sure ... " and gone back to staring at yourself in the mirror. I just can't see you lecturing a total stranger. But hey, it made a nice little piece of fiction that hits all the right Woke buttons in 500 words or less, which makes it a valuable commodity worth a few bucks.
 

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That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.


I know a few places where you can get 3-5¢ a word for an anecdotal Woke post like that. You could probably get up to 8¢ a word if you're a BIPOC. Maybe 10¢ if you write a convincing pitch, Are you a BIPOC? BIPOCs are special and deserve a special allowance and a "handupme" because they are not "white."

Do I believe your little Woke Anecdote?

No, not for a second.

If you were anyone else I wouldn't have responded or have just poasted tl;dr.

Of course it happened. There's no need to believe me though. It doesn't matter what you think.


No, it doesn't matter what I think, even though I think it never happened and is just a nice little piece of Woke fiction.

So ... do you want some links to a few submission portals that might actually pay you for your fictional Woke screed? The writing's not bad.

No thanks. You can't imagine someone standing up to an asshole like you can you?


No. Not really.

That's too bad. I had nothing to lose. She was a total stranger. It felt good to put a Fox Fuck in their place.


Ooooo! Be sure to add that little tidbit to your final draft. I'm telling you, with the right pitch to the right outlet, you could get a grand or two for that one little scribble of a blog poast. Just be sure to play up your BIPOC credentials.

Raggie Peasant (credit to @Holliday1881 for it) is very upset at the idea a white person be put in their place because of their bigotry.


No. The ineffable Reggie_Essent doesn't believe for a New York second that your little fictional vignette actually happened in real life.


Ok. No skin off my nose. Dove is actually smarter than you in this regard, of course she twisted it up, but she knows it happened.


Cool. Can I steal it then? There's a bit market for Woke anecdote just now. I can hawk it under a nom de plume and make a few ducats.

How can I stop you?


Well, you can't, but I am an honorable person and I wouldn't want to plagiarize your well-written little Woke Vignette without your express permission. It's worth a few bucks.

No, you're not honorable. What you are is owned. You're seething that I would dare say something to a white person about their bigotry.

We'll leave the underlying psychological reasons that compelled you to write a fictional story about harassing some elderly white woman in a beauty salon to your therapist. I just know talent when I see it, and your vignette well-written and nicely paced. There's editors out there at many "prog" platforms that salivate for this kind of content and compensation can be leveraged as long as your BICPOC creds are good.


So someone says something to me and I "harass" her? What was the appropriate response


"Yes, massuh"?


In real life? You would probably have said something like "Um, sure ... " and gone back to staring at yourself in the mirror. I just can't see you lecturing a total stranger. But hey, it made a nice little piece of fiction that hits all the right Woke buttons in 500 words or less, which makes it a valuable commodity worth a few bucks.

Why can't you see it?

I want to understand why you think I'm incapable of talking to someone that obnoxious after the last 5 years anyone from left of center has experienced.
 

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That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.


I know a few places where you can get 3-5¢ a word for an anecdotal Woke post like that. You could probably get up to 8¢ a word if you're a BIPOC. Maybe 10¢ if you write a convincing pitch, Are you a BIPOC? BIPOCs are special and deserve a special allowance and a "handupme" because they are not "white."

Do I believe your little Woke Anecdote?

No, not for a second.

If you were anyone else I wouldn't have responded or have just poasted tl;dr.

Of course it happened. There's no need to believe me though. It doesn't matter what you think.


No, it doesn't matter what I think, even though I think it never happened and is just a nice little piece of Woke fiction.

So ... do you want some links to a few submission portals that might actually pay you for your fictional Woke screed? The writing's not bad.

No thanks. You can't imagine someone standing up to an asshole like you can you?


No. Not really.

That's too bad. I had nothing to lose. She was a total stranger. It felt good to put a Fox Fuck in their place.


Ooooo! Be sure to add that little tidbit to your final draft. I'm telling you, with the right pitch to the right outlet, you could get a grand or two for that one little scribble of a blog poast. Just be sure to play up your BIPOC credentials.

Raggie Peasant (credit to @Holliday1881 for it) is very upset at the idea a white person be put in their place because of their bigotry.


No. The ineffable Reggie_Essent doesn't believe for a New York second that your little fictional vignette actually happened in real life.


Ok. No skin off my nose. Dove is actually smarter than you in this regard, of course she twisted it up, but she knows it happened.


Cool. Can I steal it then? There's a bit market for Woke anecdote just now. I can hawk it under a nom de plume and make a few ducats.

How can I stop you?


Well, you can't, but I am an honorable person and I wouldn't want to plagiarize your well-written little Woke Vignette without your express permission. It's worth a few bucks.

No, you're not honorable. What you are is owned. You're seething that I would dare say something to a white person about their bigotry.

We'll leave the underlying psychological reasons that compelled you to write a fictional story about harassing some elderly white woman in a beauty salon to your therapist. I just know talent when I see it, and your vignette well-written and nicely paced. There's editors out there at many "prog" platforms that salivate for this kind of content and compensation can be leveraged as long as your BICPOC creds are good.


So someone says something to me and I "harass" her? What was the appropriate response


"Yes, massuh"?


In real life? You would probably have said something like "Um, sure ... " and gone back to staring at yourself in the mirror. I just can't see you lecturing a total stranger. But hey, it made a nice little piece of fiction that hits all the right Woke buttons in 500 words or less, which makes it a valuable commodity worth a few bucks.

Why can't you see it?

I want to understand why you think I'm incapable of talking to someone that obnoxious after the last 5 years anyone from left of center has experienced.


For one thing, I doubt that any "white woman," without regard to age, would say such a thing about "blacks" to a stranger in a beauty salon, especially where you live. That's as stupid and improbable as Jussie Smollet getting beat up by MAGA hat wearing rednecks in downtown Chicago on a February night when it was 60 below zero.

For two, even a BIPOC Karen wouldn't have the Woke facts at her tongue-tip like your fictional self does in your vignette.

Think these things through, Lily!
 

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That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.


I know a few places where you can get 3-5¢ a word for an anecdotal Woke post like that. You could probably get up to 8¢ a word if you're a BIPOC. Maybe 10¢ if you write a convincing pitch, Are you a BIPOC? BIPOCs are special and deserve a special allowance and a "handupme" because they are not "white."

Do I believe your little Woke Anecdote?

No, not for a second.

If you were anyone else I wouldn't have responded or have just poasted tl;dr.

Of course it happened. There's no need to believe me though. It doesn't matter what you think.


No, it doesn't matter what I think, even though I think it never happened and is just a nice little piece of Woke fiction.

So ... do you want some links to a few submission portals that might actually pay you for your fictional Woke screed? The writing's not bad.

No thanks. You can't imagine someone standing up to an asshole like you can you?


No. Not really.

That's too bad. I had nothing to lose. She was a total stranger. It felt good to put a Fox Fuck in their place.


Ooooo! Be sure to add that little tidbit to your final draft. I'm telling you, with the right pitch to the right outlet, you could get a grand or two for that one little scribble of a blog poast. Just be sure to play up your BIPOC credentials.

Raggie Peasant (credit to @Holliday1881 for it) is very upset at the idea a white person be put in their place because of their bigotry.


No. The ineffable Reggie_Essent doesn't believe for a New York second that your little fictional vignette actually happened in real life.


Ok. No skin off my nose. Dove is actually smarter than you in this regard, of course she twisted it up, but she knows it happened.


Cool. Can I steal it then? There's a bit market for Woke anecdote just now. I can hawk it under a nom de plume and make a few ducats.

How can I stop you?


Well, you can't, but I am an honorable person and I wouldn't want to plagiarize your well-written little Woke Vignette without your express permission. It's worth a few bucks.

No, you're not honorable. What you are is owned. You're seething that I would dare say something to a white person about their bigotry.

We'll leave the underlying psychological reasons that compelled you to write a fictional story about harassing some elderly white woman in a beauty salon to your therapist. I just know talent when I see it, and your vignette well-written and nicely paced. There's editors out there at many "prog" platforms that salivate for this kind of content and compensation can be leveraged as long as your BICPOC creds are good.


So someone says something to me and I "harass" her? What was the appropriate response


"Yes, massuh"?


In real life? You would probably have said something like "Um, sure ... " and gone back to staring at yourself in the mirror. I just can't see you lecturing a total stranger. But hey, it made a nice little piece of fiction that hits all the right Woke buttons in 500 words or less, which makes it a valuable commodity worth a few bucks.

Why can't you see it?

I want to understand why you think I'm incapable of talking to someone that obnoxious after the last 5 years anyone from left of center has experienced.


For one thing, I doubt that any "white woman," without regard to age, would say such a thing about "blacks" to a stranger in a beauty salon, especially where you live. That's as stupid and improbable as Jussie Smollet getting beat up by MAGA hat wearing rednecks in downtown Chicago on a February night when it was 60 below zero.

For two, even a BIPOC Karen wouldn't have the Woke facts at her tongue-tip like your fictional self does in your vignette.

Think these things through, Lily!

I wasn't in the Bay Area at the time. I was in my mother's jurisdiction. It's in the South Eastern California desert.

Of course I have facts at the tip of my tongue. WTF does that even mean? I read a tremendous amount, Raggie.
 

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That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.


I know a few places where you can get 3-5¢ a word for an anecdotal Woke post like that. You could probably get up to 8¢ a word if you're a BIPOC. Maybe 10¢ if you write a convincing pitch, Are you a BIPOC? BIPOCs are special and deserve a special allowance and a "handupme" because they are not "white."

Do I believe your little Woke Anecdote?

No, not for a second.

If you were anyone else I wouldn't have responded or have just poasted tl;dr.

Of course it happened. There's no need to believe me though. It doesn't matter what you think.


No, it doesn't matter what I think, even though I think it never happened and is just a nice little piece of Woke fiction.

So ... do you want some links to a few submission portals that might actually pay you for your fictional Woke screed? The writing's not bad.

No thanks. You can't imagine someone standing up to an asshole like you can you?


No. Not really.

That's too bad. I had nothing to lose. She was a total stranger. It felt good to put a Fox Fuck in their place.


Ooooo! Be sure to add that little tidbit to your final draft. I'm telling you, with the right pitch to the right outlet, you could get a grand or two for that one little scribble of a blog poast. Just be sure to play up your BIPOC credentials.

Raggie Peasant (credit to @Holliday1881 for it) is very upset at the idea a white person be put in their place because of their bigotry.


No. The ineffable Reggie_Essent doesn't believe for a New York second that your little fictional vignette actually happened in real life.


Ok. No skin off my nose. Dove is actually smarter than you in this regard, of course she twisted it up, but she knows it happened.


Cool. Can I steal it then? There's a bit market for Woke anecdote just now. I can hawk it under a nom de plume and make a few ducats.

How can I stop you?


Well, you can't, but I am an honorable person and I wouldn't want to plagiarize your well-written little Woke Vignette without your express permission. It's worth a few bucks.

No, you're not honorable. What you are is owned. You're seething that I would dare say something to a white person about their bigotry.

We'll leave the underlying psychological reasons that compelled you to write a fictional story about harassing some elderly white woman in a beauty salon to your therapist. I just know talent when I see it, and your vignette well-written and nicely paced. There's editors out there at many "prog" platforms that salivate for this kind of content and compensation can be leveraged as long as your BICPOC creds are good.


So someone says something to me and I "harass" her? What was the appropriate response


"Yes, massuh"?


In real life? You would probably have said something like "Um, sure ... " and gone back to staring at yourself in the mirror. I just can't see you lecturing a total stranger. But hey, it made a nice little piece of fiction that hits all the right Woke buttons in 500 words or less, which makes it a valuable commodity worth a few bucks.

Why can't you see it?

I want to understand why you think I'm incapable of talking to someone that obnoxious after the last 5 years anyone from left of center has experienced.


For one thing, I doubt that any "white woman," without regard to age, would say such a thing about "blacks" to a stranger in a beauty salon, especially where you live. That's as stupid and improbable as Jussie Smollet getting beat up by MAGA hat wearing rednecks in downtown Chicago on a February night when it was 60 below zero.

For two, even a BIPOC Karen wouldn't have the Woke facts at her tongue-tip like your fictional self does in your vignette.

Think these things through, Lily!

I wasn't in the Bay Area at the time. I was in my mother's jurisdiction. It's in the South Eastern California desert.

Of course I have facts at the tip of my tongue. WTF does that even mean? I read a tremendous amount, Raggie.


Of course you do. That's why your creative writing is so well done.
 

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That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.


I know a few places where you can get 3-5¢ a word for an anecdotal Woke post like that. You could probably get up to 8¢ a word if you're a BIPOC. Maybe 10¢ if you write a convincing pitch, Are you a BIPOC? BIPOCs are special and deserve a special allowance and a "handupme" because they are not "white."

Do I believe your little Woke Anecdote?

No, not for a second.

If you were anyone else I wouldn't have responded or have just poasted tl;dr.

Of course it happened. There's no need to believe me though. It doesn't matter what you think.


No, it doesn't matter what I think, even though I think it never happened and is just a nice little piece of Woke fiction.

So ... do you want some links to a few submission portals that might actually pay you for your fictional Woke screed? The writing's not bad.

No thanks. You can't imagine someone standing up to an asshole like you can you?


No. Not really.

That's too bad. I had nothing to lose. She was a total stranger. It felt good to put a Fox Fuck in their place.


Ooooo! Be sure to add that little tidbit to your final draft. I'm telling you, with the right pitch to the right outlet, you could get a grand or two for that one little scribble of a blog poast. Just be sure to play up your BIPOC credentials.

Raggie Peasant (credit to @Holliday1881 for it) is very upset at the idea a white person be put in their place because of their bigotry.


No. The ineffable Reggie_Essent doesn't believe for a New York second that your little fictional vignette actually happened in real life.


Ok. No skin off my nose. Dove is actually smarter than you in this regard, of course she twisted it up, but she knows it happened.


Cool. Can I steal it then? There's a bit market for Woke anecdote just now. I can hawk it under a nom de plume and make a few ducats.

How can I stop you?


Well, you can't, but I am an honorable person and I wouldn't want to plagiarize your well-written little Woke Vignette without your express permission. It's worth a few bucks.

No, you're not honorable. What you are is owned. You're seething that I would dare say something to a white person about their bigotry.

We'll leave the underlying psychological reasons that compelled you to write a fictional story about harassing some elderly white woman in a beauty salon to your therapist. I just know talent when I see it, and your vignette well-written and nicely paced. There's editors out there at many "prog" platforms that salivate for this kind of content and compensation can be leveraged as long as your BICPOC creds are good.


So someone says something to me and I "harass" her? What was the appropriate response


"Yes, massuh"?


In real life? You would probably have said something like "Um, sure ... " and gone back to staring at yourself in the mirror. I just can't see you lecturing a total stranger. But hey, it made a nice little piece of fiction that hits all the right Woke buttons in 500 words or less, which makes it a valuable commodity worth a few bucks.

Why can't you see it?

I want to understand why you think I'm incapable of talking to someone that obnoxious after the last 5 years anyone from left of center has experienced.


For one thing, I doubt that any "white woman," without regard to age, would say such a thing about "blacks" to a stranger in a beauty salon, especially where you live. That's as stupid and improbable as Jussie Smollet getting beat up by MAGA hat wearing rednecks in downtown Chicago on a February night when it was 60 below zero.

For two, even a BIPOC Karen wouldn't have the Woke facts at her tongue-tip like your fictional self does in your vignette.

Think these things through, Lily!

I wasn't in the Bay Area at the time. I was in my mother's jurisdiction. It's in the South Eastern California desert.

Of course I have facts at the tip of my tongue. WTF does that even mean? I read a tremendous amount, Raggie.

Sleeping on her couch these days huh?


Lol
 

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That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.


I know a few places where you can get 3-5¢ a word for an anecdotal Woke post like that. You could probably get up to 8¢ a word if you're a BIPOC. Maybe 10¢ if you write a convincing pitch, Are you a BIPOC? BIPOCs are special and deserve a special allowance and a "handupme" because they are not "white."

Do I believe your little Woke Anecdote?

No, not for a second.

If you were anyone else I wouldn't have responded or have just poasted tl;dr.

Of course it happened. There's no need to believe me though. It doesn't matter what you think.


No, it doesn't matter what I think, even though I think it never happened and is just a nice little piece of Woke fiction.

So ... do you want some links to a few submission portals that might actually pay you for your fictional Woke screed? The writing's not bad.

No thanks. You can't imagine someone standing up to an asshole like you can you?


No. Not really.

That's too bad. I had nothing to lose. She was a total stranger. It felt good to put a Fox Fuck in their place.


Ooooo! Be sure to add that little tidbit to your final draft. I'm telling you, with the right pitch to the right outlet, you could get a grand or two for that one little scribble of a blog poast. Just be sure to play up your BIPOC credentials.

Raggie Peasant (credit to @Holliday1881 for it) is very upset at the idea a white person be put in their place because of their bigotry.


No. The ineffable Reggie_Essent doesn't believe for a New York second that your little fictional vignette actually happened in real life.


Ok. No skin off my nose. Dove is actually smarter than you in this regard, of course she twisted it up, but she knows it happened.


Cool. Can I steal it then? There's a bit market for Woke anecdote just now. I can hawk it under a nom de plume and make a few ducats.

How can I stop you?


Well, you can't, but I am an honorable person and I wouldn't want to plagiarize your well-written little Woke Vignette without your express permission. It's worth a few bucks.

No, you're not honorable. What you are is owned. You're seething that I would dare say something to a white person about their bigotry.

We'll leave the underlying psychological reasons that compelled you to write a fictional story about harassing some elderly white woman in a beauty salon to your therapist. I just know talent when I see it, and your vignette well-written and nicely paced. There's editors out there at many "prog" platforms that salivate for this kind of content and compensation can be leveraged as long as your BICPOC creds are good.


So someone says something to me and I "harass" her? What was the appropriate response


"Yes, massuh"?


In real life? You would probably have said something like "Um, sure ... " and gone back to staring at yourself in the mirror. I just can't see you lecturing a total stranger. But hey, it made a nice little piece of fiction that hits all the right Woke buttons in 500 words or less, which makes it a valuable commodity worth a few bucks.

Why can't you see it?

I want to understand why you think I'm incapable of talking to someone that obnoxious after the last 5 years anyone from left of center has experienced.


For one thing, I doubt that any "white woman," without regard to age, would say such a thing about "blacks" to a stranger in a beauty salon, especially where you live. That's as stupid and improbable as Jussie Smollet getting beat up by MAGA hat wearing rednecks in downtown Chicago on a February night when it was 60 below zero.

For two, even a BIPOC Karen wouldn't have the Woke facts at her tongue-tip like your fictional self does in your vignette.

Think these things through, Lily!

I wasn't in the Bay Area at the time. I was in my mother's jurisdiction. It's in the South Eastern California desert.

Of course I have facts at the tip of my tongue. WTF does that even mean? I read a tremendous amount, Raggie.


Of course you do. That's why your creative writing is so well done.

lol

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That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.


I know a few places where you can get 3-5¢ a word for an anecdotal Woke post like that. You could probably get up to 8¢ a word if you're a BIPOC. Maybe 10¢ if you write a convincing pitch, Are you a BIPOC? BIPOCs are special and deserve a special allowance and a "handupme" because they are not "white."

Do I believe your little Woke Anecdote?

No, not for a second.

If you were anyone else I wouldn't have responded or have just poasted tl;dr.

Of course it happened. There's no need to believe me though. It doesn't matter what you think.


No, it doesn't matter what I think, even though I think it never happened and is just a nice little piece of Woke fiction.

So ... do you want some links to a few submission portals that might actually pay you for your fictional Woke screed? The writing's not bad.

No thanks. You can't imagine someone standing up to an asshole like you can you?


No. Not really.

That's too bad. I had nothing to lose. She was a total stranger. It felt good to put a Fox Fuck in their place.


Ooooo! Be sure to add that little tidbit to your final draft. I'm telling you, with the right pitch to the right outlet, you could get a grand or two for that one little scribble of a blog poast. Just be sure to play up your BIPOC credentials.

Raggie Peasant (credit to @Holliday1881 for it) is very upset at the idea a white person be put in their place because of their bigotry.


No. The ineffable Reggie_Essent doesn't believe for a New York second that your little fictional vignette actually happened in real life.


Ok. No skin off my nose. Dove is actually smarter than you in this regard, of course she twisted it up, but she knows it happened.


Cool. Can I steal it then? There's a bit market for Woke anecdote just now. I can hawk it under a nom de plume and make a few ducats.

How can I stop you?


Well, you can't, but I am an honorable person and I wouldn't want to plagiarize your well-written little Woke Vignette without your express permission. It's worth a few bucks.

No, you're not honorable. What you are is owned. You're seething that I would dare say something to a white person about their bigotry.

We'll leave the underlying psychological reasons that compelled you to write a fictional story about harassing some elderly white woman in a beauty salon to your therapist. I just know talent when I see it, and your vignette well-written and nicely paced. There's editors out there at many "prog" platforms that salivate for this kind of content and compensation can be leveraged as long as your BICPOC creds are good.


So someone says something to me and I "harass" her? What was the appropriate response


"Yes, massuh"?


In real life? You would probably have said something like "Um, sure ... " and gone back to staring at yourself in the mirror. I just can't see you lecturing a total stranger. But hey, it made a nice little piece of fiction that hits all the right Woke buttons in 500 words or less, which makes it a valuable commodity worth a few bucks.

Why can't you see it?

I want to understand why you think I'm incapable of talking to someone that obnoxious after the last 5 years anyone from left of center has experienced.


For one thing, I doubt that any "white woman," without regard to age, would say such a thing about "blacks" to a stranger in a beauty salon, especially where you live. That's as stupid and improbable as Jussie Smollet getting beat up by MAGA hat wearing rednecks in downtown Chicago on a February night when it was 60 below zero.

For two, even a BIPOC Karen wouldn't have the Woke facts at her tongue-tip like your fictional self does in your vignette.

Think these things through, Lily!

I wasn't in the Bay Area at the time. I was in my mother's jurisdiction. It's in the South Eastern California desert.

Of course I have facts at the tip of my tongue. WTF does that even mean? I read a tremendous amount, Raggie.

Sleeping on her couch these days huh?


Lol

When I visit my mom, I stay in one of her two spare bedrooms. My poor old Hispanic mom managed to buy herself a real house, not a home on wheels.
 

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That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.


I know a few places where you can get 3-5¢ a word for an anecdotal Woke post like that. You could probably get up to 8¢ a word if you're a BIPOC. Maybe 10¢ if you write a convincing pitch, Are you a BIPOC? BIPOCs are special and deserve a special allowance and a "handupme" because they are not "white."

Do I believe your little Woke Anecdote?

No, not for a second.

If you were anyone else I wouldn't have responded or have just poasted tl;dr.

Of course it happened. There's no need to believe me though. It doesn't matter what you think.


No, it doesn't matter what I think, even though I think it never happened and is just a nice little piece of Woke fiction.

So ... do you want some links to a few submission portals that might actually pay you for your fictional Woke screed? The writing's not bad.

No thanks. You can't imagine someone standing up to an asshole like you can you?


No. Not really.

That's too bad. I had nothing to lose. She was a total stranger. It felt good to put a Fox Fuck in their place.


Ooooo! Be sure to add that little tidbit to your final draft. I'm telling you, with the right pitch to the right outlet, you could get a grand or two for that one little scribble of a blog poast. Just be sure to play up your BIPOC credentials.

Raggie Peasant (credit to @Holliday1881 for it) is very upset at the idea a white person be put in their place because of their bigotry.


No. The ineffable Reggie_Essent doesn't believe for a New York second that your little fictional vignette actually happened in real life.


Ok. No skin off my nose. Dove is actually smarter than you in this regard, of course she twisted it up, but she knows it happened.


Cool. Can I steal it then? There's a bit market for Woke anecdote just now. I can hawk it under a nom de plume and make a few ducats.

How can I stop you?


Well, you can't, but I am an honorable person and I wouldn't want to plagiarize your well-written little Woke Vignette without your express permission. It's worth a few bucks.

No, you're not honorable. What you are is owned. You're seething that I would dare say something to a white person about their bigotry.

We'll leave the underlying psychological reasons that compelled you to write a fictional story about harassing some elderly white woman in a beauty salon to your therapist. I just know talent when I see it, and your vignette well-written and nicely paced. There's editors out there at many "prog" platforms that salivate for this kind of content and compensation can be leveraged as long as your BICPOC creds are good.


So someone says something to me and I "harass" her? What was the appropriate response


"Yes, massuh"?


In real life? You would probably have said something like "Um, sure ... " and gone back to staring at yourself in the mirror. I just can't see you lecturing a total stranger. But hey, it made a nice little piece of fiction that hits all the right Woke buttons in 500 words or less, which makes it a valuable commodity worth a few bucks.

Why can't you see it?

I want to understand why you think I'm incapable of talking to someone that obnoxious after the last 5 years anyone from left of center has experienced.


For one thing, I doubt that any "white woman," without regard to age, would say such a thing about "blacks" to a stranger in a beauty salon, especially where you live. That's as stupid and improbable as Jussie Smollet getting beat up by MAGA hat wearing rednecks in downtown Chicago on a February night when it was 60 below zero.

For two, even a BIPOC Karen wouldn't have the Woke facts at her tongue-tip like your fictional self does in your vignette.

Think these things through, Lily!

I wasn't in the Bay Area at the time. I was in my mother's jurisdiction. It's in the South Eastern California desert.

Of course I have facts at the tip of my tongue. WTF does that even mean? I read a tremendous amount, Raggie.

Sleeping on her couch these days huh?


Lol

When I visit my mom, I stay in one of her two spare bedrooms. My poor old Hispanic mom managed to buy herself a real house, not a home on wheels.

Lol. Of course
 

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Years ago, I had one of those muhammed with a bomb/turbin tee shirts. I wore that fucker everywhere till it was a fukin rag. I got some shitty looks, some people even looked terrified when they saw it. LMFAO!


oh wowee man ... I would have pointed and laughed and said look at the edgy JOO :LOL3: :LOL3: :LOL3: :LOL3: :LOL3: LMAO !!
And I would have called you a bitch ass faggit and laughed back. You wouldnt have done shit about it either.
 

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Nominated


Slopey? THERE'S some "credibility" right there!
Then nominate somebody


For what? To be a "Reg?" I don't even know what the fuck a "Reg" is.
The highest honor you can get here.

Regs, moving forward, are royalty.

And you nominated Oak? LMAO

And tweaked your nose in the process. A twofer, lol. Jaelous looser babbie.

@King Martini - see what you did?! How dare you?!
 

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I just skimmed through Poarkita's fictional story where she fancies herself as some kind of "Woke Whale" fighting against teh racismz in society...

The only part worth reading is where she seethes about "racist bastards" LMAO. No doubt she's been mocked about her ethnicity in the past to harbour so much hatred for (white) racists. Interesting how she always focuses on whites in regards to that sort of thing and never complains about black racism.
 
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Well fuck I was here when Corset Kat was friendly.
Nominated


Slopey? THERE'S some "credibility" right there!
Then nominate somebody


For what? To be a "Reg?" I don't even know what the fuck a "Reg" is.
The highest honor you can get here.

Regs, moving forward, are royalty.

And you nominated Oak? LMAO

And tweaked your nose in the process. A twofer, lol. Jaelous looser babbie.

@King Martini - see what you did?! How dare you?!
Waaat?

I made two hot threads that had the victims here have spastic gymnastics, placed in a LAN and made 500 bucks for two hours of playing video games, and did not read one post of all this textual muckbang shitting up this forum like clogged arteries.

Id say I'm doing the Lord's work right now

Podcast?
 

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Nominated


Slopey? THERE'S some "credibility" right there!
Then nominate somebody


For what? To be a "Reg?" I don't even know what the fuck a "Reg" is.
The highest honor you can get here.

Regs, moving forward, are royalty.

And you nominated Oak? LMAO

And tweaked your nose in the process. A twofer, lol. Jaelous looser babbie.

@King Martini - see what you did?! How dare you?!
Waaat?

I made two hot threads that had the victims here have spastic gymnastics, placed in a LAN and made 500 bucks for two hours of playing video games, and did not read one post of all this textual muckbang shitting up this forum like clogged arteries.

Id say I'm doing the Lord's work right now

Podcast?


And they do it to themselves, every single time. Amazing.
 

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Gotta give that delusional super-chinned mong a mention also.... his way of coping with the latest online humiliation he suffered is by pretending not to have read any of the scathing remarks aimed at him because he's been too busy earning $$$$ playing video games online LMAO.

Seriously, the woke whale and Mongtini are a match made in heaven.
 
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Gotta give that delusional super-chinned mong a mention also.... his way of coping with the latest online humiliation he suffered is by pretending not to have read any of the scathing remarks aimed at him because he's been too busy earning $$$$ playing video games online LMAO.

Seriously, the woke whale and Mongtini are a match made in heaven.
Spoken like a true victim.

See, the second I relate to any of the tears that read like piss down a urinal here, is the second I have a moment of clarity.

You dolts have nowhere else to go. I choose to mock you clowns, rile you up to the point the forum shrubbery get rattled spouting off nonsense, and don’t even read the tripe you buffoons are sperging over.

Fact- I don’t read low hanging fruit. You dunderheads regurgitate the same shit over and over it’s like watching a really bad YouTube video made by a mentally challenged person over and over. I have better things to do with my time and until there’s an actual step up in content, there will be a mod approval for all posts outside of Regs.

The Regs will be the stars of this place moving forward.
 

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Gotta give that delusional super-chinned mong a mention also.... his way of coping with the latest online humiliation he suffered is by pretending not to have read any of the scathing remarks aimed at him because he's been too busy earning $$$$ playing video games online LMAO.

Seriously, the woke whale and Mongtini are a match made in heaven.
Spoken like a true victim.

See, the second I relate to any of the tears that read like piss down a urinal here, is the second I have a moment of clarity.

You dolts have nowhere else to go. I choose to mock you clowns, rile you up to the point the forum shrubbery get rattled spouting off nonsense, and don’t even read the tripe you buffoons are sperging over.

Fact- I don’t read low hanging fruit. You dunderheads regurgitate the same shit over and over it’s like watching a really bad YouTube video made by a mentally challenged person over and over. I have better things to do with my time and until there’s an actual step up in content, there will be a mod approval for all posts outside of Regs.

The Regs will be the stars of this place moving forward.

If anyone read this, then you are just as stupid as King Ding-A-Ling.
 
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Gotta give that delusional super-chinned mong a mention also.... his way of coping with the latest online humiliation he suffered is by pretending not to have read any of the scathing remarks aimed at him because he's been too busy earning $$$$ playing video games online LMAO.

Seriously, the woke whale and Mongtini are a match made in heaven.
Spoken like a true victim.

See, the second I relate to any of the tears that read like piss down a urinal here, is the second I have a moment of clarity.

You dolts have nowhere else to go. I choose to mock you clowns, rile you up to the point the forum shrubbery get rattled spouting off nonsense, and don’t even read the tripe you buffoons are sperging over.

Fact- I don’t read low hanging fruit. You dunderheads regurgitate the same shit over and over it’s like watching a really bad YouTube video made by a mentally challenged person over and over. I have better things to do with my time and until there’s an actual step up in content, there will be a mod approval for all posts outside of Regs.

The Regs will be the stars of this place moving forward.

If anyone read this, then you are just as stupid as King Ding-A-Ling.
Ease up, Flynn.

your on the list
 

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That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.

Yeah, and next time she gabs up a stranger at the hair salon, she'll be saying to them, "the problem in this country is the Blacks AND the Mexicans!"

See if she doesn't!