The BF Regs nomination thread

[Adam Hitler]

Gotta give that delusional super-chinned mong a mention also.... his way of coping with the latest online humiliation he suffered is by pretending not to have read any of the scathing remarks aimed at him because he's been too busy earning $$$$ playing video games online LMAO.

Seriously, the woke whale and Mongtini are a match made in heaven.

Spoken like a true victim.

See, the second I relate to any of the tears that read like piss down a urinal here, is the second I have a moment of clarity.

You dolts have nowhere else to go. I choose to mock you clowns, rile you up to the point the forum shrubbery get rattled spouting off nonsense, and don’t even read the tripe you buffoons are sperging over.

Fact- I don’t read low hanging fruit. You dunderheads regurgitate the same shit over and over it’s like watching a really bad YouTube video made by a mentally challenged person over and over. I have better things to do with my time and until there’s an actual step up in content, there will be a mod approval for all posts outside of Regs.

The Regs will be the stars of this place moving forward.

Why don't you just fuck off?

Absolutely nobody wants you here and all you do is bitch and cry about how terrible the place is.

You've been verbally castrated on at least 3 seperate occasions by my count, yet you still continue with the same shitty routine....

Are you mentally ill or something? Stick to PLEASE ASS BOX ME! Chank boys on Twitch, you train wreck of a human being.

 

[Breakfall]

Gotta give that delusional super-chinned mong a mention also.... his way of coping with the latest online humiliation he suffered is by pretending not to have read any of the scathing remarks aimed at him because he's been too busy earning $$$$ playing video games online LMAO.

Seriously, the woke whale and Mongtini are a match made in heaven.

Spoken like a true victim.

See, the second I relate to any of the tears that read like piss down a urinal here, is the second I have a moment of clarity.

You dolts have nowhere else to go. I choose to mock you clowns, rile you up to the point the forum shrubbery get rattled spouting off nonsense, and don’t even read the tripe you buffoons are sperging over.

Fact- I don’t read low hanging fruit. You dunderheads regurgitate the same shit over and over it’s like watching a really bad YouTube video made by a mentally challenged person over and over. I have better things to do with my time and until there’s an actual step up in content, there will be a mod approval for all posts outside of Regs.

The Regs will be the stars of this place moving forward.

Why don't you just fuck off?

Absolutely nobody wants you here and all you do is bitch and cry about how terrible the place is.

You've been verbally castrated on at least 3 seperate occasions by my count, yet you still continue with the same shitty routine....

Are you mentally ill or something? Stick to PLEASE ASS BOX ME! Chank boys on Twitch, you train wreck of a human being.

This cunt and his tranny posse must be on the koolaid and some fucking pingers for sure. I can’t believe they all haven’t been buried somewhere. Outspoken pansies like these are usually temporary residents on planet Earth!

 

[Adam Hitler]

Mate, the trannie epidemic on here is getting out of hand!

 

[Breakfall]

And I’m not buying into the so-called fact that him and tranny Flynn are at loggerheads either. It’s a blatant bum_fucking-fest!

 

[Master]

And for my next trick (cracks knuckles)

Why don't you just fuck off?

or what? your just gonna sperg out regurgitating the same shit like a human retard shit shower sprinkler in every thread to get noticed?

Whoops, too late.

One trick pony syndrome is now a thing and ol wannabe Nahhzi here is giving a crash course lesson in " Being an internet moron for dummies 101" and passing with flying colours.

Whats his reply gonna be? Tards, turn to page 217;

Too long
I didnt read all of that
Too many words

Take your fucking pick, Chauncey. The probability of you shrinking down like a colorform once things get hot into a comfortable fetal position are relatively high moving forward, you legless little freak of nature without a clue he should have doggy paddled a long time ago out any thread im in.

Now ill use your carcass for high tide.

Surfs up

Absolutely nobody wants you here

oh boo hoo. You fucking victims don't like being around an alpha and that sure as shit shows.

Whats the matter? intimidated by words on a screen you socially awkward pansy? Afraid somebodys gonna beat your hyde into a fine specimen of tard leather and show you off like an ornament amongst all your, get this one, internet friends?

Cope, you message board version of Nickleback. Chances are you jerk off to pictures of crowded rooms, family reunions, and packed elevators. You know places you will never be wanted at.

But at least you got here, amirite? Score!!

and all you do is bitch and cry about how terrible the place is.

No, i point out how terrible cretins such as you are. Unlike your sexual preference, get it straight.

You've been verbally castrated on at least 3 seperate occasions by my count,

How does one get "verbally castrated"?

Am i putting my nuts next to my phone screen or something? And if ive been castrated three times, that means i got alot of nuts.

Wouldnt that be your answer right there, einstein?

Dont answer that, chances are you are drooling thru your bucked teeth thinking about my nuts, you tardjacking pleb. You cant even do that shit right and all it takes is one back hander from yours truly to put everything back in order.

yet you still continue with the same shitty routine....

So wait, i cant enjoy kicking around short bussers now?

I should refrain from using your face as my personal spittoon because it hurts your wittle feels, you emo cripple? Most of the males on this forum have never seen a pussy and to those of you, just read any post this dimly lit featherweight has the stupidity to click send on.

Crying, bitching, complaining, its like being fucking married and in the end you will lose half your brain cells.

Are you mentally ill or something?

Nothing is more ironic then a clown playing a nazi on a message board asking anybody if they're mentally ill. Nothing.

Hey Aryan, when was the last time you played romper stomper to anything other then the door to the queer closet your too ashamed of coming out of? You cant even do that shit right, Anneryan Frank.

Didnt you also try and pass yourself off as a "bouncer"? Im sorry, sis, but the only thing you have ever bounced on was rando cock's thru a glory hole at some ram ranch you are a VIP at.

Racist, and an internet tough dweeb? This guys like a Pink Floyd double album of victim identity with all the translucent walls that are so easy to see thru you dont even have to squint outside of cringing at the projection.

Go back to Pinterest and pin that shit, princess, and start a new #metoo movement for flatlining knuckleheads who got laughed off BC for being that much of a fool.

Stick to PLEASE ASS BOX ME! Chank boys on Twitch,

wtf does this even mean? i play on NA East servers and very rarely against little kids.

You do know you can't communicate with members in a FN lobby, correct? Or that i rarely interact with my chat or discord, right? Its like one hand is stupid, and the other hand is ignorant. You can pick either one, get slapped across the face and wear that shit with perfection.

you train wreck of a human being.

No Yuo, you lameducked doormat.

Thanx for trying. Next time you pop wheelies from your portable micro wheelchair and cinch down a couple more ratchets on your styrofoam head gear in any thread i post in i won't be this nice.

 

[Master]

12 pages later and I'd just like to point out that the only person who got all excited about Martini's Mutant cabal for autistic vomit smears is Oak

pwned

You're a reg Oak. As in a REGularly stupid fucking moron

I got excited about what exactly?

THe mcdonalds value menu?

That's what I thought, no answer.

No one is excited by Martini's troll. I mildly amused by how everyone sees it coming and he gets y'all to get worked up anyway.

It's funny.

Shuush

These tears are like tard fallout from the mass amount of weaklings here.

They should just change the name of this forum to “Dark Chocolate “ on account of all the bitterness

 

[Blurt]

Aryan didn't read any of that.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

12 pages later and I'd just like to point out that the only person who got all excited about Martini's Mutant cabal for autistic vomit smears is Oak

pwned

You're a reg Oak. As in a REGularly stupid fucking moron

I got excited about what exactly?

THe mcdonalds value menu?

That's what I thought, no answer.

No one is excited by Martini's troll. I mildly amused by how everyone sees it coming and he gets y'all to get worked up anyway.

It's funny.

Not as funny as watching your hefty meltdown in that other thread

 

[Master]

Aryan didn't read any of that.

Don’t doubt it.

Anything over a Twitter reply and his two brain cells are fighting over who gets to die first

 

[Blurt]

Aryan didn't read any of that.

Don’t doubt it.

Anything over a Twitter reply and his two brain cells are fighting over who gets to die first

I doubt it.

All the evidence points to the probability that his two brain cells actually avoid each other.

 

[Master]

Aryan didn't read any of that.

Don’t doubt it.

Anything over a Twitter reply and his two brain cells are fighting over who gets to die first

I doubt it.

All the evidence points to the probability that his two brain cells actually avoid each other.

Kind of like females in his RL.

All I know is, the “Lonely “ Aryan pic was posted by yours truly, complete with receding hairline, knock off store Christmas gift hoodie and salt lick worthy horse face.

Then, dunderhead posted an obviously younger pic where he looks pronouncedly gay. Like he just got drilled in the ass with a Makita handheld and was so fabulous his ass lips had a bigger grin then the set on his cock sucking pair.

And the sad thing is, it’s 2021. Like it’s a crime or taboo being gay. He just needs to come out already and give himself the peace he deserves.

 

[Lily]

That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.

Yeah, and next time she gabs up a stranger at the hair salon, she'll be saying to them, "the problem in this country is the Blacks AND the Mexicans!"

See if she doesn't!

I had to wonder about how she saw me and the hairdresser (both being Mexican) like were we just "neutral" and with no opinions, like background furniture in the salon. Were we "the other white meat" and all in it together?

I didn't ask nor comment on what wasn't said. I had enough to unpackage.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I think I broke Mongtini, that was a spectacular, teary-eyed meltdown.

The highlight being his claim that a 50 yr old "professional" Fortnite gamer who flips burgers is an "alpha male"....

That remark literally made my day. Wear that "BF Laughingstock" badge with pride Chintini, you've most definitely earned it.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Aryan didn't read any of that.

Don’t doubt it.

Anything over a Twitter reply and his two brain cells are fighting over who gets to die first

I doubt it.

All the evidence points to the probability that his two brain cells actually avoid each other.

You really shouldn't talk about faulty wiring or lack of braincells when you see nothing wrong with going shopping dressed as Little Red Riding Hood.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Aryan didn't read any of that.

Don’t doubt it.

Anything over a Twitter reply and his two brain cells are fighting over who gets to die first

I doubt it.

All the evidence points to the probability that his two brain cells actually avoid each other.

Kind of like females in his RL.

All I know is, the “Lonely “ Aryan pic was posted by yours truly, complete with receding hairline, knock off store Christmas gift hoodie and salt lick worthy horse face.

Then, dunderhead posted an obviously younger pic where he looks pronouncedly gay. Like he just got drilled in the ass with a Makita handheld and was so fabulous his ass lips had a bigger grin then the set on his cock sucking pair.

And the sad thing is, it’s 2021. Like it’s a crime or taboo being gay. He just needs to come out already and give himself the peace he deserves.

Does the fact that I'm a lot better looking than you are really upset you this much?

You ought to be past the stage of being jealous about other people's appearance, unless of course you dont mind looking like a jealous school girl.

 

[Master]

I think I broke Mongtini, that was a spectacular, teary-eyed meltdown.

The highlight being his claim that a 50 yr old "professional" Fortnite gamer who flips burgers is an "alpha male"....

That remark literally made my day. Wear that "BF Laugingstock" badge with pride Chintini, you've most definitely earned it.

White flag noted, chump.

If you can’t flame with an actual flame legend your better off being a punching bag

 

[Adam Hitler]

No white flag here, faggot.... I'm just in no mood to trade monotonous text walls that nobody will read.

 

[Master]

No white flag here, faggot.... I'm just in no mood to trade monotonous text walls that nobody will read.

Then you lost, idiot.

Like I said, don’t fuck with an actual flamer and stick to your victim circle jerk.

(snaps fingers)

 

[Lily]

No white flag here, faggot.... I'm just in no mood to trade monotonous text walls that nobody will read.

Then you lost, idiot.

Like I said, don’t fuck with an actual flamer and stick to your victim circle jerk.

(snaps fingers)

He's a perpetual victim. I think only equal to Duhv.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I wasn't aware that I was involved in a contest?

Don't try and drag me into one of your retarded flame matches, you tragic fucker.

I'll point and laugh at your bloated, burger-flipping dish whenever I choose...

 

[Adam Hitler]

No white flag here, faggot.... I'm just in no mood to trade monotonous text walls that nobody will read.

Then you lost, idiot.

Like I said, don’t fuck with an actual flamer and stick to your victim circle jerk.

(snaps fingers)

He's a perpetual victim. I think only equal to Duhv.

Such desperation....

You'll literally cosy upto anyone who is arguing with someone you don't like.

 

[Master]

No white flag here, faggot.... I'm just in no mood to trade monotonous text walls that nobody will read.

Then you lost, idiot.

Like I said, don’t fuck with an actual flamer and stick to your victim circle jerk.

(snaps fingers)

He's a perpetual victim. I think only equal to Duhv.

I’ve noticed the awkward trend of these idiots sticking together like dreadlocked pubic hair on a cows ass.

I guess when one gets smacked around the rest feel it somehow

 

[Master]

I wasn't aware that I was involved in a contest?

Don't try and drag me into one of your retarded flame matches, you tragic fucker.

I'll point and laugh at your bloated, burger-flipping dish whenever I choose...

Who needs a flame match when I’m here grilling your oblong head here in this thread?

(rings bell)

Order up

 

[Dove]

Well fuck I was here when Corset Kat was friendly.

Nominated

Slopey? THERE'S some "credibility" right there!

Then nominate somebody

For what? To be a "Reg?" I don't even know what the fuck a "Reg" is.

The highest honor you can get here.

Regs, moving forward, are royalty.

And you nominated Oak? LMAO

It's because shes trashing me. That's all it takes.....people who trash the people he doesnt like.

Lulz.

 

[Adam Hitler]

That poor cat though....

I know you're broke but couldn't you have gone to a food bank for some cat food?

 

[Master]

That poor cat though....

I know you're broke but couldn't you have gone to a food bank for some cat food?

Just come out and admit your queer.

Nobody is gonna judge you

 

[Adam Hitler]

Who needs a flame match when I’m here grilling your oblong head here in this thread?

(rings bell)

Order up

Hey dumb ass, you're not at work and nobody has ordered a Tower Burger and fries.

 

[Dove]

That is the whole truth about Loktard, Reggie, Deport Liberals, Aryan, and the rest of these racist bastards. No one in real life is going to put up with their bullshit.

They'd get knocked the fuck out and they are literally chicken shit males with no conviction. So brave behind an anonymous name.

I ran into a 70+ year old woman that talks like these people at a hair salon a couple of months back. I'm a very affable and personable person in real life, friendly. We were both exchanging pleasantries about the hot weather and how she was going to the coast to stay with her son for the summer. Then she sighs as if the weight of the world is on her shoulders.

I look at her sort of quizzically. She says something like "Don't mind me, I'm just afraid for our country."

I said nothing just looked at her like huh? (I've been told I have a very expressive face).

She says "It's the blacks." I almost laughed it was so ludicrous. California, as a whole, and in the community she lives in has very few blacks.

I said "the blacks?"

Yes, then she went on a blm rant and said that they only answer, she was afraid, was civil war. White people were no longer going to put up with being called racist. She went on for another 2-3 minutes, I let her talk until she stopped so I could hear her out. (It's like Dove + 25 years).

First, I said, sometimes we have to walk in another's shoes to understand where they come from. I'm not black and haven't had to live the life of a black American, but I'm guessing you haven't either.

No, but I have suffered.

I said, well, ma'am (that's my old school upbringing because by now I knew she was an old asshole), suffering is part of the human condition and bad things happen to all of us. However, I'm thinking you didn't have to sit in the back of the bus or go to a segregated school, and be barred from some public facilities.

She said nothing to that.

I said "You do recall, ma'am that over 600K Americans died in the Civil War correct?"

Yes, of course.

Another civil war could maybe cost millions of lives this time around. She just stared at me. I said, war is among the most horrible things that humans do to one another. Do you think that picking up a firearm and shooting someone because they call you, even if it were untrue, a racist is the appropriate response? I got a grudging "well, no"

Don't you believe in the rule of law? Or the first amendment of the constitution? Where do you think you and people that think like you are going with this?

She stopped talking. She got called to get her hair done and stopped making eye contact. As she was leaving, I said "Oh, she did a nice job with your hair. Enjoy your summer with your son." She cracked a grimace she thought was a grin.

When she left, my hairdresser (originally from Mexico) said, Oh last time she was here she was ranting about the Mexicans at the border. But I have a business to run so I didn't say anything to her.

How entitled and privileged do you have to be to talk like this to total strangers? I've never discussed politics with a stranger before, I wouldn't presume.

Well, that day she took a bit of a shit sandwich I served her up on a bed of toilet paper. Eat that, you old hag.

I know a few places where you can get 3-5¢ a word for an anecdotal Woke post like that. You could probably get up to 8¢ a word if you're a BIPOC. Maybe 10¢ if you write a convincing pitch, Are you a BIPOC? BIPOCs are special and deserve a special allowance and a "handupme" because they are not "white."

Do I believe your little Woke Anecdote?

No, not for a second.

If you were anyone else I wouldn't have responded or have just poasted tl;dr.

Of course it happened. There's no need to believe me though. It doesn't matter what you think.

No, it doesn't matter what I think, even though I think it never happened and is just a nice little piece of Woke fiction.

So ... do you want some links to a few submission portals that might actually pay you for your fictional Woke screed? The writing's not bad.

No thanks. You can't imagine someone standing up to an asshole like you can you?

No. Not really.

That's too bad. I had nothing to lose. She was a total stranger. It felt good to put a Fox Fuck in their place.

Ooooo! Be sure to add that little tidbit to your final draft. I'm telling you, with the right pitch to the right outlet, you could get a grand or two for that one little scribble of a blog poast. Just be sure to play up your BIPOC credentials.

Raggie Peasant (credit to @Holliday1881 for it) is very upset at the idea a white person be put in their place because of their bigotry.

No. The ineffable Reggie_Essent doesn't believe for a New York second that your little fictional vignette actually happened in real life.

Ok. No skin off my nose. Dove is actually smarter than you in this regard, of course she twisted it up, but she knows it happened.

Cool. Can I steal it then? There's a bit market for Woke anecdote just now. I can hawk it under a nom de plume and make a few ducats.

How can I stop you?

Well, you can't, but I am an honorable person and I wouldn't want to plagiarize your well-written little Woke Vignette without your express permission. It's worth a few bucks.

No, you're not honorable. What you are is owned. You're seething that I would dare say something to a white person about their bigotry.

We'll leave the underlying psychological reasons that compelled you to write a fictional story about harassing some elderly white woman in a beauty salon to your therapist. I just know talent when I see it, and your vignette well-written and nicely paced. There's editors out there at many "prog" platforms that salivate for this kind of content and compensation can be leveraged as long as your BICPOC creds are good.

So someone says something to me and I "harass" her? What was the appropriate response


"Yes, massuh"?

In real life? You would probably have said something like "Um, sure ... " and gone back to staring at yourself in the mirror. I just can't see you lecturing a total stranger. But hey, it made a nice little piece of fiction that hits all the right Woke buttons in 500 words or less, which makes it a valuable commodity worth a few bucks.

I can see her being a total shit heel in public to a stranger. Absolutely.

Not that I think her version is reality. The way she remembers events on the boards is evidence of how she convolutes things to always be in her favor.

 

[Master]

Well fuck I was here when Corset Kat was friendly.

Nominated

Slopey? THERE'S some "credibility" right there!

Then nominate somebody

For what? To be a "Reg?" I don't even know what the fuck a "Reg" is.

The highest honor you can get here.

Regs, moving forward, are royalty.

And you nominated Oak? LMAO

It's because shes trashing me. That's all it takes.....people who trash the people he doesnt like.

Lulz.

Save your fucking delusions for your shrink.

Lily starts fires. Your just a log of wood in the bigger picture

 

[Adam Hitler]

That poor cat though....

I know you're broke but couldn't you have gone to a food bank for some cat food?

Just come out and admit your queer.

Nobody is gonna judge you

Nice deflection....

Why exactly are you so poor? I'm genuinely curious.