This bat shit crazy Covid vaccine...

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So basically the vaccine is a flawed “saviour” among other things. Between the blood-clots and anaphylaxis that some people have experienced as side-effects from the jab...ITS ALL GOOD HOLLYWOOD. Or daft like Russian Roulette.

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So basically the vaccine is a flawed “saviour” among other things. Between the blood-clots and anaphylaxis that some people have experienced as side-effects from the jab...ITS ALL GOOD HOLLYWOOD. Or daft like Russian Roulette.

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And that's only in the immediate months of roll-outs...
 

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I'll wait for a second or third generation vaccine tbh ... I hear America is doing really good things, Canada is developing one as well
 

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I'll wait for a second or third generation vaccine tbh ... I hear America is doing really good things, Canada is developing one as well

I will be your vaccine, baby.....I can heal any and every ailment you have with just one sweet, passionate kiss.......
 
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So basically the vaccine is a flawed “saviour” among other things. Between the blood-clots and anaphylaxis that some people have experienced as side-effects from the jab...ITS ALL GOOD HOLLYWOOD. Or daft like Russian Roulette.

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And that's only in the immediate months of roll-outs...

No shit. I’m doomed :SadFace:

Do'd you did take it ?
Yes I work for a hospital :facepalm:
 

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So basically the vaccine is a flawed “saviour” among other things. Between the blood-clots and anaphylaxis that some people have experienced as side-effects from the jab...ITS ALL GOOD HOLLYWOOD. Or daft like Russian Roulette.

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And that's only in the immediate months of roll-outs...

No shit. I’m doomed :SadFace:

Do'd you did take it ?
Yes I work for a hospital :facepalm:


Oh, maybe you'll get like X-ray vision or some shit (:
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Hi there,

I got the moderna one. First shot no real issues, a bruised sore arm.

Second shot, I was so sick, couldn’t even hold my head up, achy, nauseous and slight fever. From what I heard it’s so much worse with Covid. I don’t know wtf to believe. On the down low, I was paid by Fauci or someone because my work didn’t even use my PTO. So like I’m on a list somewhere with my name on it with the symptoms for the shot. Wtf
 
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I have this heart murmur that I was born with. Mitral Valve Prolapse, where the two parts of the valve doesn’t seal completely flush after each beat. So basically a little bit of blood will leak back into the chamber. In an unhealthy person or the elderly, this can often lead to blood clots, which in turn can cause a stroke.

So basically anyone with particular medical conditions should be ultra careful if they choose to take a vaccine that just hasn’t stood the test of time.
 

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I have this heart murmur that I was born with. Mitral Valve Prolapse, where the two parts of the valve doesn’t seal completely flush after each beat. So basically a little bit of blood will leak back into the chamber. In an unhealthy person or the elderly, this can often lead to blood clots, which in turn can cause a stroke.

So basically anyone with particular medical conditions should be ultra careful if they choose to take a vaccine that just hasn’t stood the test of time.

My dad had that. Had some dental work done and he was gone a few days later...
 

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I have this heart murmur that I was born with. Mitral Valve Prolapse, where the two parts of the valve doesn’t seal completely flush after each beat. So basically a little bit of blood will leak back into the chamber. In an unhealthy person or the elderly, this can often lead to blood clots, which in turn can cause a stroke.

So basically anyone with particular medical conditions should be ultra careful if they choose to take a vaccine that just hasn’t stood the test of time.

My mother has mitrovalve prolapse.

She wants the vaccine but I'm not sure I'm going to consent for her to have it.

And so begins the first conflict as my mothers "mother" :Dazed:

I want her to have the Johnson one.
 
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I have this heart murmur that I was born with. Mitral Valve Prolapse, where the two parts of the valve doesn’t seal completely flush after each beat. So basically a little bit of blood will leak back into the chamber. In an unhealthy person or the elderly, this can often lead to blood clots, which in turn can cause a stroke.

So basically anyone with particular medical conditions should be ultra careful if they choose to take a vaccine that just hasn’t stood the test of time.

My mother has mitrovalve prolapse.

She wants the vaccine but I'm not sure I'm going to consent for her to have it.

And so begins the first conflict as my mothers "mother" :Dazed:

I want her to have the Johnson one.
What’s her blood type?
 

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I have this heart murmur that I was born with. Mitral Valve Prolapse, where the two parts of the valve doesn’t seal completely flush after each beat. So basically a little bit of blood will leak back into the chamber. In an unhealthy person or the elderly, this can often lead to blood clots, which in turn can cause a stroke.

So basically anyone with particular medical conditions should be ultra careful if they choose to take a vaccine that just hasn’t stood the test of time.

My mother has mitrovalve prolapse.

She wants the vaccine but I'm not sure I'm going to consent for her to have it.

And so begins the first conflict as my mothers "mother" :Dazed:

I want her to have the Johnson one.
What’s her blood type?

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I have this heart murmur that I was born with. Mitral Valve Prolapse, where the two parts of the valve doesn’t seal completely flush after each beat. So basically a little bit of blood will leak back into the chamber. In an unhealthy person or the elderly, this can often lead to blood clots, which in turn can cause a stroke.

So basically anyone with particular medical conditions should be ultra careful if they choose to take a vaccine that just hasn’t stood the test of time.

My mother has mitrovalve prolapse.

She wants the vaccine but I'm not sure I'm going to consent for her to have it.

And so begins the first conflict as my mothers "mother" :Dazed:

I want her to have the Johnson one.
What’s her blood type?

B pos
Hmmmm...just do your research. It’s really a bit of a conundrum at the moment.
 

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I have this heart murmur that I was born with. Mitral Valve Prolapse, where the two parts of the valve doesn’t seal completely flush after each beat. So basically a little bit of blood will leak back into the chamber. In an unhealthy person or the elderly, this can often lead to blood clots, which in turn can cause a stroke.

So basically anyone with particular medical conditions should be ultra careful if they choose to take a vaccine that just hasn’t stood the test of time.

My mother has mitrovalve prolapse.

She wants the vaccine but I'm not sure I'm going to consent for her to have it.

And so begins the first conflict as my mothers "mother" :Dazed:

I want her to have the Johnson one.
What’s her blood type?

B pos
Hmmmm...just do your research. It’s really a bit of a conundrum at the moment.
Using Google to find some idiot people's conspiracy theories is not called 'research'.
 

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I have this heart murmur that I was born with. Mitral Valve Prolapse, where the two parts of the valve doesn’t seal completely flush after each beat. So basically a little bit of blood will leak back into the chamber. In an unhealthy person or the elderly, this can often lead to blood clots, which in turn can cause a stroke.

So basically anyone with particular medical conditions should be ultra careful if they choose to take a vaccine that just hasn’t stood the test of time.

My dad had that. Had some dental work done and he was gone a few days later...

Heart mummers are easy to detect. Sounds like he rarely visited a Doctor. Had he known??? Dental work can the kiss of death.
 

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MVP, not a murmur and I was named after the doctor who saved his life as a child, by not operating on him like a baboon....which was a thing at the time....
 
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I have this heart murmur that I was born with. Mitral Valve Prolapse, where the two parts of the valve doesn’t seal completely flush after each beat. So basically a little bit of blood will leak back into the chamber. In an unhealthy person or the elderly, this can often lead to blood clots, which in turn can cause a stroke.

So basically anyone with particular medical conditions should be ultra careful if they choose to take a vaccine that just hasn’t stood the test of time.

My mother has mitrovalve prolapse.

She wants the vaccine but I'm not sure I'm going to consent for her to have it.

And so begins the first conflict as my mothers "mother" :Dazed:

I want her to have the Johnson one.
What’s her blood type?

B pos
Hmmmm...just do your research. It’s really a bit of a conundrum at the moment.
Using Google to find some idiot people's conspiracy theories is not called 'research'.
Last warning!
 

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I have this heart murmur that I was born with. Mitral Valve Prolapse, where the two parts of the valve doesn’t seal completely flush after each beat. So basically a little bit of blood will leak back into the chamber. In an unhealthy person or the elderly, this can often lead to blood clots, which in turn can cause a stroke.

So basically anyone with particular medical conditions should be ultra careful if they choose to take a vaccine that just hasn’t stood the test of time.

My mother has mitrovalve prolapse.

She wants the vaccine but I'm not sure I'm going to consent for her to have it.

And so begins the first conflict as my mothers "mother" :Dazed:

I want her to have the Johnson one.
What’s her blood type?

B pos
Hmmmm...just do your research. It’s really a bit of a conundrum at the moment.
Using Google to find some idiot people's conspiracy theories is not called 'research'.
Last warning!
And then you will shoot yourself?
 

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I have this heart murmur that I was born with. Mitral Valve Prolapse, where the two parts of the valve doesn’t seal completely flush after each beat. So basically a little bit of blood will leak back into the chamber. In an unhealthy person or the elderly, this can often lead to blood clots, which in turn can cause a stroke.

So basically anyone with particular medical conditions should be ultra careful if they choose to take a vaccine that just hasn’t stood the test of time.

My mother has mitrovalve prolapse.

She wants the vaccine but I'm not sure I'm going to consent for her to have it.

And so begins the first conflict as my mothers "mother" :Dazed:

I want her to have the Johnson one.
What’s her blood type?

B pos
Hmmmm...just do your research. It’s really a bit of a conundrum at the moment.
Using Google to find some idiot people's conspiracy theories is not called 'research'.
Last warning!

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